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Too left-handed, was it? :D

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I have a Scottish accent, but I dont have short arms.

Short legs then :D

eh..! At 5'7" and my legs being the longest part of my body, i think not! :o

still totally clueless about the short armed Scots. Ah well, nvm. :D

Jeeeeeeeezzz

Long pockets, short arms......National dress and predilection for round avoidence.

Ooh..okies!

Hmm, personally i prefer my penny pinching to be termed as frugal. :o

(but, btw, i AM generous, just not a spend-thrift!)

Did you hear about the Scotsman that dropped a 50p piece.

He bent down to pick it up, and it hit him on the back of the head.

(dah dahh.... drum roll please)

...i dont get it. :o

You're not really Scottish then :o

Please tell me that I don't need to explain that one.

Or this one.....

Two Scots where talking in the street, when one of them dropped a penny.

And that's how we got copper wire.

Ok, I get that 2nd one..but still dont get the first one.

Ok, I get that 2nd one..but still dont get the first one.

Oki ....... he drops a coin, he bends down so quickly to retrieve it that he gets to the ground before it does.

I can't really believe that eek didn't get that joke!

..didnt :D

But now that i do...geez what a poor excuse for a joke! Bloody awful!

Send it onto AltumAngel. :o

..didnt :D

But now that i do...geez what a poor excuse for a joke! Bloody awful!

Send it onto AltumAngel. :o

She probably has it already, it's only a matter of time.

Scotland is still the only place where you can get a degree in mendicancy and the career office's walls are covered in pictures of the London Underground.

Pragmatic TLW................Oooops, wrong thread.

mendicancy < i had to google that. Wish i hadnt. Time to step up to the plate and defend my country. :o Tigs, PASS THE PADDLES!

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Hmm, talking of Career Offices, i recall the day at High School when we all had to pay a visit to discuss what we plan to do with our futures. When I told the officer what I was going to be doing next, she had already had the experience of my brother saying the same thing the year before, so came as no shock. So all was ok for me. But the year before my brother had been sent to the Headmasters room for insolence. This was your regular cruddy small town high school with a low budget, bitter underpaid teachers, and where the average kids ambition was to leave at 16 and go on the dole. so I can understand when my brother said he was going to continue his education in Switzerland, she thought he was lying. Quite funny really. (But, before i sound like some privileged little brat, i wasnt, was just lucky that my Uncle is Swiss and that my family were able to give my brother and I our last couple of years in an International School.)

I can't believe that eek had to look up mendicancy! :o

When I grow up; I wanna be a MOD....tallla la la

( This is the new song from Pussycat dolls) :o

Im not a pheasant plucker,

Im a pheasant pluckers son,

I'll keep on plucking pheasants,

'till the pheasant pluckings done.

Something about suigings planks and plankers made that spring to mind...

I Speak English, I learn it from a book :o

I love planking !! ( and all other forms of garden segregation using natural materials. I'm also pretty fond of sheds )

Cellotape pencils to fingers.

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Anyway, bloody mosquito bite last night has turned into a ten baht coin welt now. :o Evil little buggers!

EAT YA VEGEMITE REGULARLY.

I have vegemite on toast most mornings, never bitten by skeeters.

Try it, it wont happen overnite, but it will happen.

Cellotape pencils to fingers.

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Anyway, bloody mosquito bite last night has turned into a ten baht coin welt now. :D Evil little buggers!

EAT YA VEGEMITE REGULARLY.

I have vegemite on toast most mornings, never bitten by skeeters.

It's more likely the lanolin that keeps them away. :o

Perhaps Kraft put a drop of Deet in their Vegemite jars... :o

My daughter has randomly bought me the Stereophonics Greatest Hits...........I am having a randomly great afternoon singing my head off much to the amusement of my staff

Perhaps Kraft put a drop of Deet in their Vegemite jars... :o

If they did that, Zpete would be Xpete by now.

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