because they had to extract

the timing from cell phones

and rara skirts from the

virginal dancing girls from Soi6

and seasoned professional ladyboys from...

down town Sydney exported from

San Franciscos Asian massage parlors

were fully of hippie followers

members of the third world

gnashing to get into First

base with the hippie queen

dressed in drag but nobody

noticed as he was invisible

a real stuffed shirt and

apple core is all you

could play at the schoolyard...

However, at lunch time everyone

had a ploughmans and lager

then slept all afternoon under

the Banyan trees in Hawaii

dreaming of ra-ra skirts .leia s

and Hot Pants Patrol "fillies"..

but suddenly woken by stinging

sensation in his lower leg

it was a jelly fish

A Portuguese man at work

singing their new wave song

to a packed house of

mental midgets gyrating wildly awaiting

their next dose of extacy