small flavoured condoms, fit him.....

especially those with strawberry taste

or the banana flavour which...

apparently do the business unwrapped

and unslung from the lofty

position strategically placed to aim

spoiled young muslim visitors from

North West England who are

actually scottish highlanders capturing local...............

wannabe prophets before they can ....

go to their room with

designs on sexy kilted scotchmen

when undressed looks like pink

salmon from the Scottish Rivers

but talking witha irish accent

makes for very confusing listening

and impossible when they're drunk

to tell them apart from

local villagers is easy, look

at all the famous drunkards...

mashing there brains on gin

the clan are different from

the scotch drinking lads or

vegetarians from Wales who wont

won't eat som tam but

will have putrid leek soup

just add some curry powder

to make wyau ynys môn

im totally lost for words

Na drueni! Not happen often!