Five Word International Story

[thaimiller]

for the largest and firmest

[pampal]

breast money can buy in

[thaimiller]

tesco's frozen chicken counter at

[pampal]

Sukhumvit Onnut near the station

[chavy]

but they've ran out of

[lazeeboy]

rice so potatoes are required

[chavy]

to be dug up quickly

[lazeeboy]

before the body decomposes to

[chavy]

far, so DNA is needed

[lazeeboy]

call the guys at csi

[chavy]

or even the Sweeny can

[lazeeboy]

be seen on uk gold

[chavy]

oh how I miss that

[lazeeboy]

like so many other things

[chavy]

over here it's easy to

[Lite Beer]

to watch crap on UBC

[lazeeboy]

better than watching thai tele

[chavy]

so is watching paint dry

[wileycoyote]

or counting passing cars while

[adjan jb]

the virgins are pretending to

[wileycoyote]

be naughty but really aren't

[Lite Beer]

buy they make good tea

[pampal]

and fruity finger sandwiches served

[Lite Beer]

extra in the massage bar

[luckyluke]

at Sukhumvit Soi 4, the only...

[pampal]

way to go these days

[Lite Beer]

because of corrupt government inadequacies

[chavy]

we have to be careful

[Lite Beer]

when taking chickens for walks

[wileycoyote]

before you know it,roasted !