Five Word International Story

[wileycoyote]

Scalp pale faced long-johned settlers

[tijnebijn]

not a very bad idea

[luckyluke]

said Long John Silver to......

[Ping]

Spock of the anti-climactic. Scotty...

[tijnebijn]

and alibaba walked to Russia

[Ping]

stopping on the way at

[lazeeboy]

patpong to buy a watch

[Ping]

from a seedy character in

[gampaan]

a long trench coat with

[Zpete]

assistants carrying shovel'n spade for.........

[Jockstar]

diggin a fresh grave for

[lazeeboy]

for a newly murdered indian

[tijnebijn]

untrusted by the 40 robbers

[lazeeboy]

who can you trust in

[tijnebijn]

maybe some holy apostels do

[Ping]

They then went to Chiangmai

[lazeeboy]

where they saw the longnecks

[tijnebijn]

kept alive in human zoo

[wileycoyote]

better off at Night Safari

[tijnebijn]

also not worth the money

[Zpete]

they extort from innocent farangs

[Ping]

who pay more for entry

[Zpete]

food, beer, tuktuks and gals

[Jockstar]

food, beer, tuktuks and gals

they have it all, except..

[lazeeboy]

the one sure thing they

[Ping]

don't have is flea circuses.

[Zpete]

thrifty, niggardly, antipodean titewads who....

[lazeeboy]

speak with forked tongue here

[Jockstar]

The girls said through moans

[lazeeboy]

of displeasuring a german tourist