Scalp pale faced long-johned settlers

not a very bad idea

said Long John Silver to......

Spock of the anti-climactic. Scotty...

and alibaba walked to Russia

stopping on the way at

patpong to buy a watch

from a seedy character in

a long trench coat with

assistants carrying shovel'n spade for.........

diggin a fresh grave for

for a newly murdered indian

untrusted by the 40 robbers

who can you trust in

maybe some holy apostels do

They then went to Chiangmai

where they saw the longnecks

kept alive in human zoo

better off at Night Safari

also not worth the money

they extort from innocent farangs

who pay more for entry

food, beer, tuktuks and gals

food, beer, tuktuks and gals

they have it all, except..

the one sure thing they

don't have is flea circuses.

thrifty, niggardly, antipodean titewads who....

speak with forked tongue here

The girls said through moans

of displeasuring a german tourist