to rescue the hapless travellers

from the tempting Korean BBQ

that New Zealanders looked like

they wanted to try tonight

BBQ dog turning the spit

Spit the Dog ! Barbecue Chef ?

Ewwwwwww, BBQed Chef? Y'mean Catfood?

starting to smell like rat

but still tastes like chicken

tastes like chicken, smells fishy....

is a recipe for disaster

if served with the correct

correct amount of curry powder

but the one from southern....

Peckham isn't quite hot enough

so I went and found

Suddenly Gazza started crying and

whimpering for a small piece

of well-saoked, eggy bread

stuffed in a big turkey

so I served it up

with giblets on the side

but everyone was full today

so we went drinking instead

so he decided on a

quick trip on a rickshaw

Edit...Tijnebijn got there before me

that was packed with illegal

packets which smell like skunk

fur doused with essence of

Gentleman's Relish Green Bay Rum