How do all you others handle it ??

Being mediocre I mean.

How do all you others handle it ??

Being mediocre I mean.

we have wet dreams in which we are Aussies which always turn into nightmares. then when we wake up we jump out of bed, have a shower to rinse the cold sweat of fear off, kneel down and thank God it was just a dream

wet dreams? speak for yourself. I always sleep with a pre-purged pipeline.

I dreamt i was an aussie once, but luckily woke before i was caught by the plod.

I guess it's better than being French, just not sure by how much.

I guess it's better than being French, just not sure by how much.

i would say it was very much better!

It must be nice to be so easily pleased, so yes being Aussie must rock!!!

It must be nice to be so easily pleased, so yes being Aussie must rock!!!

It does

CB

How do all you others handle it ??

Being mediocre I mean.

Try telling that to your great granddad.

What is this mediocre crap? Speak for yourself man. I'm an absoltute star.

Good to see you all cope with it in different ways.

Chin up, soldier on.....aussie citizenship is open to those that can see the light.....but don't forget you will never be a real one....like us.

How to tell if someone who claims to be an aussie is an aussie....

What is the definition of a bludger, a bogun & a yobbo?

Isn't the OP's handle spelt incorrectly? (Shouldn't the 'i' be a 'y' [for 'yobbo'] ?)

Good to see you all cope with it in different ways.

Chin up, soldier on.....aussie citizenship is open to those that can see the light.....but don't forget you will never be a real one....like us.

good to hear. wouldn't like to run around in chains all the time

Is it great being a Klingon?

Good to see you all cope with it in different ways.

Chin up, soldier on.....aussie citizenship is open to those that can see the light.....but don't forget you will never be a real one....like us.

good to hear. wouldn't like to run around in chains all the time

Of course chaining of killers in the indiginous population hasn't happened since the nineteenth century.

Things are much more civilised now.

beach

Just to prove how good we are...and that the apple falls not far from the tree....my son proved one the greatest theories in existance amongst mankind tonight and he is only 5yo.

He was playing with some string, he wrapped the string around a tooth and wrapped the other end around the table leg.....he was watching cartoon network at the time....he got up to do something and forgot he had the string around his tooth and that age old theory about tying rope around your tooth and the doorknob and banging the door shut.....was proved beyond a spec of doubt to work 100%.

Tooth fairy comin later and he gets a hundred baht to boot.

How do all you others handle it ??

Being mediocre I mean.

Set your expectations low, hopes lower, and wake up to another day of booze and heartache.

It's quite comfortable to be a Brit.

By the way, how did you find your queen's speech?

Is it great being a Klingon?

not too bad except for the fact that there is no bloodwine available on planet earth. we Klingons have to use rather weak substitutes like Port and Sherry.

Just to prove how good we are...and that the apple falls not far from the tree....my son proved one the greatest theories in existance amongst mankind tonight and he is only 5yo.

He was playing with some string, he wrapped the string around a tooth and wrapped the other end around the table leg.....he was watching cartoon network at the time....he got up to do something and forgot he had the string around his tooth and that age old theory about tying rope around your tooth and the doorknob and banging the door shut.....was proved beyond a spec of doubt to work 100%.

Tooth fairy comin later and he gets a hundred baht to boot.

Be careful with the fairy...........There are many theories about orientation, but the introduction of the " fairy " at such an early age, goes a long way to explaining the existance of Elton John. The bribe is fine, mandatory learning curve for Aussie wannabe politicians.

but don't forget you will never be a real one....like us.

Immigrants? Or children born of immigrants or childrens children born of immigrants.

Use whatever excuses you can drag out of the mud heap to make yourselves feel better.

We shall never flinch......we are proud and loud......but not gay ok.

Denial TLW.......ooooops wrong thread.

Denial TLW.......ooooops wrong thread.

Could be worse, you could be a pom from some backend hole in the ground like, well like hmmmmmmmm lemme see oh like Wolverhampton <shudder>

tlw Slade

Oops yes you are right, wrong thread

Yep, Wolverhampton it is ( well born in Salop actually ).

Just could't get my ancesters to break the bloody law ( Well they were too clever to be caught ) !!!

Yep, Wolverhampton it is ( well born in Salop actually ).

Just could't get my ancesters to break the bloody law ( Well they were too clever to be caught ) !!!

Mine were free settlers and our family never has understood this convict state fixation about their great grandfather being transported for sheep shagging - no sorry that was the New Zealanders who got that from the Scots and Welsh crofters (lonely out there on them moors lads) Ok stealing a loaf of bread or something.

CB

Mine were free settlers

Yeah, yeah. Every Aussie i've ever met, ALL say that.

How do all you others handle it ??

Happily. No idea i tell ya.

Fantastic, beautiful country, ruined by too many Ozzies. :D

Fantastic, beautiful country, ruined by too many Ozzies. :D

with Mullets