If Bedlam was the series M*A*S*H then obviously I'd be Hawkeye, Suegha would be Father O'Reilly and Moss would be Radar.

But who would play 'Hot Lips' Houlihan..?

MASH Cast and Crew:

Alan Alda - (Hawkeye)

Wayne Rogers - (Trapper John)

McLean Stevenson - (Lt. Col. Henry Blake)

Loretta Swit - (Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan)

Larry Linville - (Maj. Frank Burns)

Gary Burghoff - (Radar O'Reilly)

William Christopher - (Father Mulcahy)

Jamie Farr - (Klinger)

Mike Farrell - (B.J. Hunnicut)

Harry Morgan - (Col. Potter)

David Ogden Stiers - (Maj. Charles Winchester II)

Trust me, I would not be Father O'Reilly! Great thread though!

Oh, ps, could hot lips be played by many members? Cos I could choose loads!

Radar was good, right?

Hotlips

- Kickass - Boo-ts

- Kind - Seonai

- Forthright - SBK

- True - Miggy

- Funny - Zaza

- Frank/Honest - Kat

- TopGun - Patsy

Moss

I thought i would be hotlips

Thanks Moss that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today ...

The casting of Klinger could be interesting

signed

Maj Winchester.

I'll be the one who likes beer please.

I'd like the role of Dr. Sidney Freedman if you don't mind. Boon Mee as Colonel Flagg?

edit: Oh, and Donna would be Hotlips. That's a compliment BTW Donna.

Thanks Moss that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today ...

It's still early.

Radar was good, right?

Hotlips

- Frank/Honest - Kat

Moss

Thanks for the compliment Moss, but I'd rather not be on that list. I don't see myself as one-dimensional as simply being frank/honest - sorry.

Now, if you were casting for the villain in Romeo is Bleeding, played by the terrifying but strangely seductive Lena Olin, I'd be all over it.

No - no hot lips for me.

Radar was good, right?

- Funny - Zaza

Moss

I always thought I am Zaza-the-horrible !

Thanks for granting me such title though!

I'd rather not be on that list. I don't see myself as one-dimensional as simply being frank/honest - sorry.

No - no hot lips for me.

Two things;

1) it's M*A*S*H, not Porgy and Bess (or whatever)

2) it's a hypothetical question, not to be taken too seriously.

Oh hold on 3) are you saying that anyone we nominate as Hot Lips is one dimensional?

Oooooh Kat, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

I'd rather not be on that list. I don't see myself as one-dimensional as simply being frank/honest - sorry.

No - no hot lips for me.

Two things;

1) it's M*A*S*H, not Porgy and Bess (or whatever)

2) it's a hypothetical question, not to be taken too seriously.

Oh hold on 3) are you saying that anyone we nominate as Hot Lips is one dimensional?

Oooooh Kat, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

Well, all the characters in MASH were imperfect, that was the appeal.. I always liked Margeret for her humanity; professionalism; her emotional growth; and for a warzone, not a bad looker.

I'd rather not be on that list. I don't see myself as one-dimensional as simply being frank/honest - sorry.

No - no hot lips for me.

Two things;

1) it's M*A*S*H, not Porgy and Bess (or whatever)

2) it's a hypothetical question, not to be taken too seriously.

Oh hold on 3) are you saying that anyone we nominate as Hot Lips is one dimensional?

Oooooh Kat, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

No, I don't think you understand my post the same as I don't understand his list. But, from what I do understand of his list, my previous post applies.

But, at any rate, I don't relate to hot lips. I'm not taking it too seriously, but, I'd much rather nominate myself for my own roles, thanks.

I'd much rather nominate myself for my own roles, thanks.

Kat don't be such a sourpuss.

I could tease you, but I don't think you're in the mood for it.

MOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!! Strike her off the list please.

Next!

No, no worries, but you must understand: I used to act and make small, independent films with friends. For the better part of 10 years, I was consumed with the indy film world.

So, by trying to casually nominate me for a role would be like to trying to casually recommend a wanna-be Picasso to be a Monet, you know what I mean?

Here's a role that I wouldn't mind playing:

Thanks guys, no offense, but it is just creative preference-type of recalcitrance, nothing more ... well just a little more.

No, no worries, but you must understand: I used to act and make small, independent films with friends. For the better part of 10 years, I was consumed with the indy film world.

Really, how interesting...

So, by trying to casually nominate me for a role would be like to trying to casually recommend a wanna-be Picasso to be a Monet, you know what I mean?

No, I'm not sure I do, could you explain further?

Thanks guys, no offense, but it is just creative preference-type of recalcitrance, nothing more ... well just a little more.

That's exactly what I was thinking...

Radar was good, right?

Hotlips

- Kickass - Boo-ts

- Kind - Seonai

- Forthright - SBK

- True - Miggy

- Funny - Zaza

- Frank/Honest - Kat

- TopGun - Patsy

Moss

MOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!! Strike her off the list please.

Next!

No sooner said than done Captain

Moss

Wow, how did you do that .... I'm impressed.

For the better part of 10 years, I was consumed with the indy film world.

I often wish I'd been consumed by the indy film world, but I guess I'm too old for that now.

You gotta be toned for that sort of thing, it's all still in working order though, Know what I mean? jing jing

I'd like the role of Dr. Sidney Freedman if you don't mind. Boon Mee as Colonel Flagg?

edit: Oh, and Donna would be Hotlips. That's a compliment BTW Donna.

ooh you smoothie lannarebirth.

if Kat dont want it, i, as understudy, get it.

Well I would love to be Hot Lips but everyone knows Ducks dont have lips so I guess I could be Radar..

Never be hawkeye cause the kill ducks, I'm not reverend enough to be the Good Father..

However the Good Chief Potter could get my interest..LBD..

Wow! LBD!! I thought my computer had done the timewarp for a moment. Good to see you back on board.

Col. Potter it is then, I mean Col. Potter it is then SIR!

I beleive due to my current avatar that I shoul dbe the one & only hot lips

maybe if I change it to this one I will win the job

Hot Lips ? I'm thinking Som Tam..

Anyway.. enough of this casting people into roles for fun, it is a serious subject and should be respected !

Totster

I beleive due to my current avatar that I shoul dbe the one & only hot lips

maybe if I change it to this one I will win the job

Yup! Thats got my vote. Finally someone worthy of such an important role.

I'd think you'd do well as Hot Lips, what do you think guy's?

Can you change the avatar now..!?

Cheers Robski

9 months after having a baby I'm in the mood or some one dimensional objectification, in fact, I'm off to find a building site, where did I put my single gal, tart tops

You guys go for it. I think Boo has a good argument for the role.

However, I am the one and only Mona De Marco (from the link of "Romeo is Bleeding" supplied on page 1).

"Keep lookin'"

Can I have Klinger's role? I look about the same as him in a dress...

Hot Lips ? I'm thinking Som Tam..

Anyway.. enough of this casting people into roles for fun, it is a serious subject and should be respected !

Totster

Your right, of course, as opposed to people nominating their own roles.

I therefore nominate you for the role of Mr. Bean.