I haven't been here that long but you must know you've been in Bedlam too long when:

You know all the current and banned members,their e-mail,their favourite drink,what they do for a living,what's their personal life and sexual orientation and where they hang out.

You reminisce about the 'good old days' when so-and-so was around.

You know Mr BJ has over 10 000 posts and type crap to catch up with him.

You start snobbing the genteel threads because you are now elevated to god like status.

You can recall threads originating years ago and can post links to them.

You know where all the banned inmates go after Bedders.

You become delusional and think this is an exclusive elitist privilidged society akin to Mensa.

You warmly welcome newbies and secretly think to yourself 'Mmmmmmm fresh meat'

You have no other life outside Bedders and await eagerly to post on some new pointless topic such as this.......

I must still be a noob then!

......when you make an off topic post then several others join in,20 odd posts later everyone has forgotten the OP and you suddendly think to yourself 'Ha,this can only happen in Bedlam!'

........when you start thinking 'Rules??? bah,humbug,bullshite,what rules???? They don't apply to me'.

I agree with everything Momo except the reference to Mensa.

apparently Momo8 is still a noob, despite our warm welcome.

Oh well.

So anyway, I was digging around in Zebra dung the other day and found myself a brass lamp....

You know Mr BJ has over 10 000 posts and type crap to catch up with him.

You can aspire Momo but failure is a bitter pill to swallow. I will carry on posting crappier posts, at a larger speed of knots

I will carry on posting crappier posts, at a larger speed of knots

Is that humanly possible?

Rude, rude, rude.............Insightful, but rude.

apparently Momo8 is still a noob, despite our warm welcome.

Oh well.

Better a 'noob' than a 'boob' and yes thanks for the warm welcome but I reckon it will take me years to reach some Beddies' elevated post satus and upgrade to the truly old pro type.

You know you've been in Bedlam too long when the old hands start calling you a newbie and you respond.( er when does one cease to be a newbie then? Is there an initiation ceremony ?)

You know you've been in Bedlam too long when you not only dodge missles from the mods but also the members.

apparently Momo8 is still a noob, despite our warm welcome.

Oh well.

Better a 'noob' than a 'boob' and yes thanks for the warm welcome but I reckon it will take me years to reach some Beddies' elevated post satus and upgrade to the truly old pro type.

You know you've been in Bedlam too long when the old hands start calling you a newbie and you respond.( er when does one cease to be a newbie then? Is there an initiation ceremony ?)

You know you've been in Bedlam too long when you not only dodge missles from the mods but also the members.

As near as I can tell, you cease being a newbie when you get banned.

I will carry on posting crappier posts, at a larger speed of knots

Is that humanly possible?

Ouch

...hmmmmm...shall I have another one ?

LaoPo

When you're surprised that a topic like this has 'not yet' gone off topic. Wow, we are still refering to the op with a doz posts made!

apparently Momo8 is still a noob, despite our warm welcome.

Oh well.

So anyway, I was digging around in Zebra dung the other day and found myself a brass lamp....

I'll give you 100 baht for it.

The lamp that is.

Have you still got the Zebra?

You've been here too long when you wake up in the morning with a Bedlam hangover.

You've been here too long when you look through the window and IT IS morning...

You've been here too long when you look through the window and IT IS morning...

Nah, you've been here too long when you realise you can't see out of the window because of the dust on the outside and the empty can mountain on the inside

Nah, you've been here too long when you get writers block and just post smiley's.

I remember this topic once in general 'You know you've been on Thai Visa too long when...'

It was quite an epic and very funny too, but Cdnvic nailed it by saying ".. when you know how to do all the emoticons just by typing them"

I remember this topic once in general 'You know you've been on Thai Visa too long when...'

It was quite an epic and very funny too, but Cdnvic nailed it by saying ".. when you know how to do all the emoticons just by typing them"

Isn't that most of us!

all done by typing!

What does it say about someone with over 5000 posts who still can't type any emoticons?

(but I did count 6 "f's" !)

You can type them ?

What does it say about someone with over 5000 posts who still can't type any emoticons?

(but I did count 6 "f's" !)

It's dead easy OC. Just type one of these : then one of these ) together gives

Now a : and a P gives

etc...

What does it say about someone with over 5000 posts who still can't type any emoticons?

(but I did count 6 "f's" !)

It's dead easy OC. Just type one of these : then one of these ) together gives

Now a : and a P gives

etc...

I have finally learnt something from Bedlam

Moss

;:

Well, perhaps not..............

What does it say about someone with over 5000 posts who still can't type any emoticons?

(but I did count 6 "f's" !)

It's dead easy OC. Just type one of these : then one of these ) together gives

Now a : and a P gives

etc...

I have finally learnt something from Bedlam

Moss

;:

Well, perhaps not..............

Ah, the old 'doubleeyeonewinkonestare' didn't work, eh?

*** These words are hereby declared to represent a cheesie emoticon in response to Suegha's amusing post ***

Yes, those little emoticon pickies are worth quite a few words at that.

I remember this topic once in general 'You know you've been on Thai Visa too long when...'

It was quite an epic and very funny too, but Cdnvic nailed it by saying ".. when you know how to do all the emoticons just by typing them"

I remember that thread, and remember chuckling when someone wrote "You know you've been in Thailand too long when yoiur dog lives "somewhere down the street"". Since then my cat has moved around the corner to stay with a cute but possessive little neighbor girl. Ah well, TIT!