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Weekendwarrior Watch

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He's back, and this could be his best post ever :D

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...p;#entry1948923

I was going to answear to it, but couldn't bring myself to as I was/am laughing too much. :o

One thing for sure, he never fails to amaze.

Amaze

—Synonyms 1. astound, dumfound, stun, flabbergast.

Hmmmmmmmm.....

Have you read it yet? :D

He's back, and this could be his best post ever :D

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...p;#entry1948923

I was going to answear to it, but couldn't bring myself to as I was/am laughing too much. :o

One thing for sure, he never fails to amaze.

We have often joked before saying "Where's Nurse Diesel" now this is the oportunity for one of our more devilish inmates (perhaps even a mod - a certain crowish lad springs to mind) to slip into the guise of Nurse Diesel (Registering a 2nd I.D. for a mod can't be that difficult can it - and it is for a very good cause) then subjecting our Weekend Warrior to the literary equivalant of a thorough rectal examination complete with toilet brush. :D . :D . :D .

He's back, and this could be his best post ever :D

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...p;#entry1948923

I was going to answear to it, but couldn't bring myself to as I was/am laughing too much. :D

One thing for sure, he never fails to amaze.

We have often joked before saying "Where's Nurse Diesel" now this is the oportunity for one of our more devilish inmates (perhaps even a mod - a certain crowish lad springs to mind) to slip into the guise of Nurse Diesel (Registering a 2nd I.D. for a mod can't be that difficult can it - and it is for a very good cause) then subjecting our Weekend Warrior to the literary equivalant of a thorough rectal examination complete with toilet brush. :D . :D . :D .

Ken, the problem is, that WW will probably get quite stimulated by a toilet brush. They can be quite messy BTW, as I can remember one of my ex-patients inserting one where the sun doesn't shine one fine day. :D

It was rather embarrasing being his community nurse and having to go and collect him from his place of work. :o

OMG. I DO NOT volunteer for that job!

It reminds me of a story my dad used to tell. He used to do alcohol and drug addiction counselling and had this guy come in wondering if he was an alcoholic. Told dad he had something like 3 bottles of wine every night and was that excessive? Dad quizzed him abit about this as it seemed quite alot of fluid and it turned out the guy's wife was giving him red wine enemas every night :o

Do I detect the beginnings of a WW Fan Club ?

The enema post is certainly a classic. Hope he lets the coffee cool down first.

Have we discovered weho's long lost brother I wonder.....

Regards

that was also my first thought when I saw the topic title...spilled some beer over the keyboard....now back for reading the post....

coffee! he mentions coffee! That was also Weho's favourite liquid...brilliant...... :o

I don't quite get the hard hat bit... and a kfc bucket superglued to the top of it....

Boggled mind...

He is describing the home-made enema apparatus that he made. One usually uses a plastic water bottle and tubing.

Gordon Bennett! This guy has one wheel stuck in the sand, doesn't he? But it was worth the wait; probably his finest hour and now on 68 posts.

Methinks it will only improve with age, or should that be senility ?

Bottle of Shitraz, please......

ewwwwwwwwwwww

I'm just wondering what his next thread is going to be about? One can only look forward to the next installment...... :o

Someone should ask him if he's ever had a problem with shopping carts and escalators in Carrefoure.

Just don't send him to a morning buffet in Malaysia. Not sure what his reaction would be if people from "a certain part of the world" stole all the buns, or tried to stop him from photographing (Muslim) women by the pool.

Could end up with a (very) short-lived WW III on our hands !

I suppose we could just de-camp to the "Health Forum" for the duration of the thread. See if we can make a record for them, 6 pages or something. He's actually made two contributions to his own thread so it's looking good.

Worryingly I thought about WW when I came across this piece on the BBC site, given his enthusiasm for euthanasia for cattle. LINK

... if I found a link to Stephen Comber, accused in 1850 of "unlawfully laying his hands on a cow with intent", I reckon I would keep quiet about it. ...

Moo Moo

Regards

I suppose we could just de-camp to the "Health Forum" for the duration of the thread. See if we can make a record for them, 6 pages or something. He's actually made two contributions to his own thread so it's looking good.

you mean giving him some sensible answers? Great idea..... :o

so let's all post our enema experience and report back here!

:D

I suppose we could just de-camp to the "Health Forum" for the duration of the thread. See if we can make a record for them, 6 pages or something. He's actually made two contributions to his own thread so it's looking good.

you mean giving him some sensible answers? Great idea..... :o

so let's all post our enema experience and report back here!

:D

Done....... ish.

A pretty Chinese girl who used to work for me ( Ivy ) came in one day and said she had booked for a health inspired holiday in Thailand, the following week. I enquired what this would entail, she replied " Colonic Irrigation ". Trying to keep a straight face, I asked her what this would mean . She replied " Oh Lot's of lazing by the beach and taking tablets "

Barely able to breath with laughter, I turned my screen around, googled the said act and when the pictures came up of the apparatus, Her face was a picture and I fell on the floor in fits.

A pretty Chinese girl who used to work for me ( Ivy ) came in one day and said she had booked for a health inspired holiday in Thailand, the following week. I enquired what this would entail, she replied " Colonic Irrigation ". Trying to keep a straight face, I asked her what this would mean . She replied " Oh Lot's of lazing by the beach and taking tablets "

Barely able to breath with laughter, I turned my screen around, googled the said act and when the pictures came up of the apparatus, Her face was a picture and I fell on the floor in fits.

Ah, it's moments like that that really make life worth living. :o

WW has left the building :o , so no need to worry about him joining Bedlam now.

I just got back from Ranong a while ago (yes another visa run) only to discover that

Jockstar has given the W.W. the 'Bums Rush"....... :o Good On Yer Jock.

I know this may be construed as breaking the rules, but I'd really like to know. What happened, what did he do...did he post the results in living colour?

Regards

A very sad day for TV. :o

I propose a state funeral; his home-made "emena" equipment and some frost-damaged silicon implants to be pulled through TV on a gun carriage drawn by four, three-legged cows.

100 days of official mourning?

Is is true? Has the legend left us? Boo hoo! :o

I think 100 days would be about 99.999 days too long.

I didn't see anything in his last post that was too offensive (other than he seems to have forgotten how to use his spellchecker again), but then, there could have been something else that got deleted this morning.

Wonder if he'll be bright enough to try and come back with a new name, something like WeekdayWarrior ?

I think 100 days would be about 99.999 days too long.

I didn't see anything in his last post that was too offensive (other than he seems to have forgotten how to use his spellchecker again), but then, there could have been something else that got deleted this morning.

Wonder if he'll be bright enough to try and come back with a new name, something like WeekdayWarrior ?

No, that would be too clever for him!

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