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A thief who stole a stole, got 12 months.

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Similar to Thaddy ( but no where near as original hats off to the little devil )

Maladministration......................George feeling poorly.

Cheers mate ..... I was quite proud of that one.... and as pride does come before a fall,

Maladministration ....... Organising green headed ducks.

Mallard.............Tough but overweight ex-Manchester City manager

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Duck (Noun) Familiar swimming bird. (Webster's)

Duck (Verb) The act of avoiding a blow. (ex. What I had to do when the Farang Princess smelled strange perfume on my shirt.) (Farang Prince)

Melody - A pleasing succession or arrangement of sounds.

Melody - Having a passing resemblance to a melod.

One for the Aussies....

Malcontent: not satisfied or content with currently prevailing conditions or circumstances.

Malcontent: an Australian ex-prime minister who, while Chairman of the Commonwealth Eminent Persons Group, was found in the lobby of a low class Memphis hotel known for prostitution and drugs wearing only a towel and unsure as to the whereabouts of his trousers.

(but did he have a smile on his face ?)

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One for the Aussies....

Malcontent: not satisfied or content with currently prevailing conditions or circumstances.

Malcontent: an Australian ex-prime minister who, while Chairman of the Commonwealth Eminent Persons Group, was found in the lobby of a low class Memphis hotel known for prostitution and drugs wearing only a towel and unsure as to the whereabouts of his trousers.

(but did he have a smile on his face ?)

He was probably singing the blues with B.B. King or a shemale who looked like B.B. King. (That thought actually gives me shivers.)

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Malediction (Noun) Curse. (Webster's)

Malediction (Noun) Much of my diction includes maledictions. (Farang Prince)

MOUSE POTATO : The computer surfer

COUCH POTATO : Hogger of the remote

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MOUSE POTATO : The computer surfer

COUCH POTATO : Hogger of the remote

Scalloped Potato -- A potato that fell overboard.

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Free Fall (Verb) Descending at high velocity. (Webster's)

Free Fall (Verb) The descent of Thaksin over the past few months. (Farang Prince)

Taksin (personal noun) deposed prime minister of Thailand

Taxsin (compound word) Paying for past misdeeds

CB

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Taksin (personal noun) deposed prime minister of Thailand

Taxsin (compound word) Paying for past misdeeds

CB

Hehehe. So true CB.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Couldn't resist this one.......lol

Osteoporosis : Degenerative bone disease.

Osteopornosis: Degenerate mind disease.

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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Couldn't resist this one.......lol

Osteoporosis : Degenerative bone disease.

Osteopornosis: Degenerate mind disease.

:o Love it Pete.

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Maulstick (Noun) A tapered stick; painter's rest for right hand. (Webster's)

Maulstick (Noun) What some women would call the appendage of a well-hung male. (Farang Prince)

Schooner - a large beer glass or sailing vessel used in former times.

Schooner - a person that makes schoons.

Schooner - a large beer glass or sailing vessel used in former times.

Schooner - a person that makes schoons.

When I was growing up in South Australia. Pubs and bars served beer in glasses named Pony, Butcher, Schooner, Pint depending on capacity

CB

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Schooner - a large beer glass or sailing vessel used in former times.

Schooner - a person that makes schoons.

When I was growing up in South Australia. Pubs and bars served beer in glasses named Pony, Butcher, Schooner, Pint depending on capacity

CB

When I was growing up in Canada we had beer served in two sizes...large and small. :o

A former Gov General of Australia was making a speech in Ottawa.

He was commenting on language similarities when he said.........

In Canada, a bison is an animal.

In Australia, we have a wash bison.

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A former Gov General of Australia was making a speech in Ottawa.

He was commenting on language similarities when he said.........

In Canada, a bison is an animal.

In Australia, we have a wash bison.

Hehehe. I love it Pete. Thanks.

Sorry if it double posts. Not figgerd out how to mdelete a pis.

This appeared today, a must pass on......

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Sorry if it double posts. Not figgerd out how to mdelete a pis.

This appeared today, a must pass on......

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A PDF File

Glitter (verb) Shine with bright quivering light; sparkle. (Webster's)

Glitter (adjective) A cheap synthetic substitute for the real thing. (Farang Prince)

Glitter (noun) A paedophile who proves that all that glitters is not gold. (FP)

Sorry if it double posts. Not figgerd out how to mdelete a pis.

This appeared today, a must pass on......

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A PDF File

Glitter (verb) Shine with bright quivering light; sparkle. (Webster's)

Glitter (adjective) A cheap synthetic substitute for the real thing. (Farang Prince)

Glitter (noun) A paedophile who proves that all that glitters is not gold. (FP)

And all that he fondles is not old :o

CB

Magnum (Noun) A wine bottle holding two quarts. (Webster's)

Magnumb (noun) How you feel after drinking an entire magnum. (Farang Prince)

Magnum = a hand gun

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Magnum (Noun) A wine bottle holding two quarts. (Webster's)

Magnumb (noun) How you feel after drinking an entire magnum. (Farang Prince)

Magnum = a hand gun

Actually magnum handguns have a heavier frame so they can fire hotter loads than a standard revolver. Hence, Dirty Harry carried a .44 magnum revolver ("The most powerful handgun in the world. Do you feel lucky today punk?") It is time for them to do another Dirty Harry movie...this time he can be a security guard at an old age home.

Magnum (Noun) A wine bottle holding two quarts. (Webster's)

Magnumb (noun) How you feel after drinking an entire magnum. (Farang Prince)

Magnum = a hand gun

Actually magnum handguns have a heavier frame so they can fire hotter loads than a standard revolver. Hence, Dirty Harry carried a .44 magnum revolver ("The most powerful handgun in the world. Do you feel lucky today punk?") It is time for them to do another Dirty Harry movie...this time he can be a security guard at an old age home.

Here in NZ, I think in OZ as well, there is a chocolate ice cream confection called.. "MAGNUM"

Gesticulate: (v) to wave ones arms and speak wildly

Testiculate (v) to wave ones arms and speak <deleted>

CB

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