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Kinderling......Good for raising kids.

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Kinderling......Good for raising kids.

Kinderling...Also good for braising your kids. :o

Dingaling: a stupid, foolish, or eccentric person

Ding a' Ling: a couple of Thais you know

Pandemonium - Wild uproar or noise.

Pandamonium - Caustic substance derived from Chinese bears.

Pandermonium...........Being nice to Monium

Panadamonium...........Monium with a black-eye.

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Pandermonium...........Being nice to Monium

Panadamonium...........Monium with a black-eye.

Pandamoanium....What happens when a Panda stubs his claw.

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Remiss (adjective) Not prompt or exact in duty; careless. (Webster's)

Remiss (Verb) What happens when you three-putt in golf. (Farang Prince)

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Earnest (Adjective) Of a serious or important nature; intent or direct in purpose. (Webster's)

Ear-nest (Adjective) The interior of someone's very hairy ear. (Farang Prince)

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger and neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger and neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

Hehehe. Love it Pete. And there is no hen in henpecked or pen in penguin or tar in avatar. But there is "sin" in Thaksin. By the way, anyone who quotes Dirty Harry Callahan is right by me.

anyone who quotes Dirty Harry Callahan is right by me.

Ok

I know what you're thinking. "Has he had six cans or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 6.4 Chang, possibly the most powerful beer in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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anyone who quotes Dirty Harry Callahan is right by me.

Ok

I know what you're thinking. "Has he had six cans or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 6.4 Chang, possibly the most powerful beer in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Hehehe. Well done Thad. But who are you talking to about your 6.4 Chang...your kidneys or your dick?

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Half Cock In a firearm, the position of the hammer when raised halfway and so locked. (Webster's)

Half Cocked The result of a firearm, when in the half cocked position, accidentally firing while the gun owner has the

gun in his pants pocket. (Farang Prince)

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anyone who quotes Dirty Harry Callahan is right by me.

Ok

I know what you're thinking. "Has he had six cans or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 6.4 Chang, possibly the most powerful beer in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Maybe it's because I'm Scandinavian:

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Carlsberg Elephant, 7.2% ABV :o

/ Priceless

How to get pissed in 6 easy bottles! :o

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Distrain (verb) To seize and detain (personal property) as security for a debt or claim. (Webster's)

Distrain (adjective) Do I take dis train or dat train? (Farang Prince)

"to distrain" (verb) = kicking people from a train [source: Naam's Thesaurus] :o

"dingle dangle" (adjectiv) = before popping the blue pill [source: ol' man Naam's collected wisdom]

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"dingle dangle" (adjectiv) = before popping the blue pill [source: ol' man Naam's collected wisdom]

Hehehe. Maybe that is a synonym for "limp noodle"? I have discovered that there is a another version to the blue pill...it is called a 28-year-old gf with a sex drive that would make a Marine blush.

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One of the words in the English language that has a varied set meanings is "bitch." There are three definitions listed in Webster's, but that just touches the tip of the iceberg.

Here is a sentence that includes "bitch" in a variety of its formal and slang definitions:

"Hey bitch (a modern term used in place of buddy), have you noticed those two bitches (a malicious or nasty woman) over there who keep bitching (complaining) about their bitch (female dog) being unable to conceive any puppies, but I think they bitched it up (to botch) when they brought in a stud that couldn't get the job done. Life's a bitch (difficult), isn't it?"

Incidentally, "blow" has the most definitions of any word in Webster's...37 in total...and it doesn't even include one of my favorite sex acts.

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Well blow me!!! :o

In addition to the noticeable omission of "blow job" from Webster's list of 37 definitions for the word "blow", they also did not update the list to include the latest American teenage slang..."That blows." The original saying was "That blows chunks" (another term for vomiting). This was used in "Wayne's World" and on Saturday Night Live by Mike Myers. So we now have 39 definitions and the list is still growing. Only the word "black" comes close to the variety of definitions as the word "blows".

Hey farang prince, you're a cunning stunt with words (and I'm dyslexic).

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