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Double Meanings

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Erudite - having or showing profound knowledge.

Erudite - adhesive for sticking wayward eru's together.

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Erudite - having or showing profound knowledge.

Erudite - adhesive for sticking wayward eru's together.

Well done Thad.

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Lambkin (Noun) 1. A little lamb. 2. A small child. (Webster's)

Lambkin (Adjective) Description of the security personnel assigned to protect the VIP's at the ASEAN Summit. (Farang Prince)

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Puckered (Verb) To gather or draw up into small folds or wrinkles. (Webster's)

Puckered (Adjective) Thaksin's asshol_e after seeing his Red Shirts routed by Thai government forces in Bangkok. (Farang Prince)

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This has a double meaning........ hahahahaha.

BEE STING

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf

suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return

To the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and

Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said,

'Then your stance is too wide.'

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I remember that one Pete. Following is a true story that dates back to the late 1950's when Arnold Palmer was the King of the PGA Tour. One night, Arnie's wife Winnie Palmer was the guest on Jack Paar's "Tonight" show on NBC. Winnie was a very pretty woman, but very innocent (typical of American housewives in the 1950's). Paar asked Winnie what she did to help Arnie's golf game in the major tournaments. "I kiss his balls," Winnie said. After a long silence, a stunned Paar said, "Well, I guess that makes his putter waggle."

We had once a gameshow on TV where couples were seperated and both were asked the same question.

Host to Husband: When did you last have sex with your wife?

Husband: Uuuuurrrrrr, this morning

Host: And where?

Husband: In the kitchen

Host to wife: When did you last have sex with your husband?

Wife: This morning

Host to wife: And where?

Wife: Giggling, I am not sure if I can tell this on TV

Host: It is OK, your husband also answered.

Wife: Giggle giggle, In my a55!

:o

Transaction: "The doing or performing of any business; management of any affair; performance." - dictionary.com

Transaction: business done on Beach Road, Pattaya or Lower Sukhumvit Road after the bars close.

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Transaction: "The doing or performing of any business; management of any affair; performance." - dictionary.com

Transaction: business done on Beach Road, Pattaya or Lower Sukhumvit Road after the bars close.

:D:o

Well done Sibey. Great minds think alike. See Post #1 for the definition of "Amiss." :D

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In honor of our hero, David Carradine, who tragically passed on to that great Dojo in the sky...and made us all reaffirm that we will never do anything kinky again in a hotel closet....

Auto erotic -- The act of simultaneously "choking your chicken" while choking yourself.

Auto erotic -- My first love affair with a Ford Mach I Mustang. Still the greatest car I ever had.

Country: An area of land. Rural area.

Country: A mythical plant. :)

Regards.

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Country: An area of land. Rural area.

Country: A mythical plant. :)

Regards.

Welcome to our thread Tiger. Do you eat this mythical plant? :D

Imperfect - having faults or errors.

Imperfect - The ability of being conceited without using any punctuation.

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Pros and Cons: The advantages and disadvantages of something

Pros and Cons: What a punter thought first and last about she who turns out to be he.

Geriatric - Of or relating to the aged or to characteristics of the aging process.

Geriatric - Two world wars and one world cup, do dah do dah.

I've got my coat, I'll go and get my hat

I'm off.

Decrepit - Wasted and weakened by or as if by the infirmities of old age.

Decrepit - Removing someones pancakes.

I'm off.

Decrepit - Wasted and weakened by or as if by the infirmities of old age.

Decrepit - Removing someones pancakes.

It sounds like a temporary sewer arrangement to me...

I'm off.

Decrepit - Wasted and weakened by or as if by the infirmities of old age.

Decrepit - Removing someones pancakes.

It sounds like a temporary sewer arrangement to me...

Thad

Elucidate.

Where do 'pancakes' fit in here?

I think Taddy was referring to ‘crepes’! I thought it was very funny...

I think Taddy was referring to ‘crepes’! I thought it was very funny...

Yep, I was Tiggs .... and thank you..... I've put a lot of time and effort into being almost funny :)

Mediocre - not very high quality; average or second rate [Latin mediocris moderate]

Mediocre - almost, but not quite brown (tanned or Gordon, take your pick Pete)

Elucidate.

Elucidate - real meaning, use an online dictionary, that's what everyone else does.

Elucidate - setting up a time and meeting place with a woman encrusted with diamonds ....... probably at high altitude.

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POLITICAL WILL: A sufficient set of political actors with a common understanding of a particular problem on the public agenda for which they genuinely intend to support a commonly perceived, potentially effective policy solution. (US National Communication Association)

POLITICAL WILL: the mess that's left over from politicians for the next generation to deal with.

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