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Why Men Get Out Of Bed

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Why Men Get Out Of Bed

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night...

~ 5% said it was to get a glass of water...

~ 12% said it was to go to the toilet...

~ 83% said it was to go home.

And what's about you?

The older you get the more likely it will be the middle one! :o

Of the 83%, I'll wager that around 78% were wishful thinking (porkies).

Where's 'to go to work'!?! You know, if you work shifts...

I think that I have just found out that I am one of the 12%.

I think that I have just found out that I am one of the 12%.

Me too. Do you think this was honesty answered?

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I try to stay away from beds as more people die in bed than in any other place.. :D

..but sleeping on this hard floor will be the death of me.... :o

Sleep on the sofa, Ken. Far more comfortable and you don't hear of too many people dying on sofas. :o

where is the:

Got kicked by the wife percentage??? :o

Lucky bastards! You all have a fridge next to the bed? Hunger and thirst is the main reason for me to get up.... :o

Have to say that the only thing that gets me out of bed in the night is, well, ahem... something that I suppose is covered within the 12%. :o

Have to say that the only thing that gets me out of bed in the night is, well, ahem... something that I suppose is covered within the 12%. :o

That's why I think these figures are skewed!

Question should be.......

Why do MARRIED men get out of bed in middle of the night?

I remember my mate was a shift worker, his missus often came for dinner and.... well.......hehe.

Hadda get her home, before he came home from work......

:D .......... :o

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