From streetfighter to pussy. (I'll have to admit, I prefer pussy...)

From streetfighter to pussy. (I'll have to admit, I prefer pussy...)

Yeah, I think I'll keep the gyrating pussy for a while now, becoming quite attached to it

From streetfighter to pussy. (I'll have to admit, I prefer pussy...)

Yeah, I think I'll keep the gyrating pussy for a while now, becoming quite attached to it

It's been said there comes a time in LOS when one has seen enough gyrating pussy.

or all the way to virginal penetration.

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Absolutely brilliant misspell.

Now, I am not making fun of teacup, because I believe English isn't her first language and if it is, I am still not making fun of her, just the fantastic way a single letter can put a wholly differing aspect to a topic.

Moss

or all the way to virginal penetration.

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Absolutely brilliant misspell.

Now, I am not making fun of teacup, because I believe English isn't her first language and if it is, I am still not making fun of her, just the fantastic way a single letter can put a wholly differing aspect to a topic.

Moss

Being the pedant that I am Moss, it's two letters, but doesn't matter(one wrong, one too many) Teacup is one of my favourite posters, always level headed and full of sound advice and that is a slip that Freud would read things into that aren't there, and that makes it so much better, darned glad I wasn't mid swallow when I read it (read absolutely nothing into that)

it's two letters, but doesn't matter(one wrong, one too many)

Being the lapsed pedant that I am, I know, but I couldn't be bothered to change it.

Moss

"Never fall in love with your wife or girlfriend, let them fall in love with you, but never the other way round"

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One of the better threads in Visa's I reckon.

I refrained from comment, until it got plain ridiculous

Moss

You ought to get yourself over to Sukhumvit, no scams there, only friendly people who'd give you the shirt off their back.

Which I labeled overstatement of the day.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Warning-Resh...Ro-t199763.html

I have a mastercard, can i stay ? biggrin.gif

moss,

well pardon me sir for getting this wrong.are you bored by any chance because there is a forum for that too.

I guess I am off his Christmas Card List, the list gets ever smaller

Moss

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How about this one ?

I want to help out a small village I visited south of Khon Kaen this year. I basically want to buy some cows (beef) for them as a gift, maybe 10 or 20 head.

One of your American sayings which I like is, 'that if it is raining lemons then make lemonade'.

I have never heard that analogy.

Moss

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Me neither

I believe the phrase is "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade". But it would be interesting to see it raining lemons

Me neither

I believe the phrase is "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade". But it would be interesting to see it raining lemons

Better to be raining lemons (in Pattaya) than farangs ! (lemons don't hurt as much)

Nowadays, tourists arriving in Bangkok expecting to party all night often say they feel cheated. "If I wanted to head home early when the pubs shut," I heard a young Englishman complain recently, "I'd have stayed in Brighton."

Talking of Lemons

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Moss

I have to admit, The Don is a bit scary - That right arm of his looks like it's had a lot of exercise.

Well, it made me chuckle

Moss

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have been lucky enough to fly with our daughter in first and business a number of times. The look of horror on other passengers faces was one of those few moments in my life where the act of saying 'screw-em all' bought immense pleasure (esp given my daughter was/is a great flier and I was paying for it all....)

So did this

Moss

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Post my thoughts here? Ok.. I wish I didn’t eat that cheese burger today I feel uneasy. I sware I thought that was a real woman at the supermarket today but I was wrong. Oh shit that crazy cat is meowing again. I wonder if anyone would get upset if I killed it. hmmm should I drink that last Pepsi in the fridge

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Check out this pearler.

Check out this pearler.

Phew! Aviation experience gained whilst chatting to a man in a bar...

Check out this pearler.

Phew! Aviation experience gained whilst chatting to a man in a bar...

My mate had an idea for a semi-orbital boozer/transport device which remained in a non-geostationary orbit above the clouds (stationary above the earth's orbit), with big lifts to get on and off at various places around the globe. You wait for the thing to fly across, go up the lift when it arrives, have a few jars while waiting for it to go to your destination of choice, then go back down the lift when it arrives.

It never took off.

I'll get my coat.

/edit got the geostationary bit wrong - all in the details.

Got 4 motor scooter guys (don't know why a baht bus hire would have been cheaper). All aboard I yelled out 1,000 baht bonus to the first one there.

Good Luck

Moss

Fairly new, and dont know the expression. Can you help ?

From the forum rules.

"Do not post inflammatory messages on the forum, or any attempt to disrupt discussions to upset its participants. The word, or its derivative, "trolling", is used to describe such messages or the act of posting them."

Somebody like you (hope not)? Somebody that baits forum users by posting inane, inflammatory or controversial posts to get a raise out of people.

Right, cheers ! Got it. No, not me Hanno. I'm just your typical male who doesnt read the instructions/rules.

The Usual but still Good

Good Luck

Moss

I try not to check my last posts, too many apologies to make but yes working fine now.

Good Luck

Moss

and then this one as well on the same forum

Do I get the Dishonourable Member Status then?

Honorary Member

Should the hat fit then wear it

Yours turly

Kan Win

P.S. Nice to see "Good Luck" back once again

The only things I fix at home are drinks tongue.gif

A man of my own heart

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Good Luck

Moss

Ok.... I've taken a lot of girls home in Thailand and I've noticed one particular thing. They cough. The last one told me it was from smoking, but I never saw her smoke the whole night. The girl before that told me that she had a cold... But I didn't see any other signs of a "cold". Sort of scary when you think about it. I think it may be hepatitis. Be careful of kissing the coughing ones because I think a lot of the girls down walking street, go go bars, etc. may have something serious going around. Any comments on this?

I don't know why everybody gets so up and arms about a general observation. We are all human and enjoy sex. If anything, I was bringing it up to maybe make people more precautious. I'm not an MD, but that doesn't mean I don't know anything about the different STD's. You don't need a doctorate degree to be able to read and ask questions. And the truth is, pretty much everybody in the US has herpes (I got this directly from an STD MD). It's just the mouth herpes and most people don't show signs. In fact, most people get it when they're babies and the grandmother or parents kiss the baby on the lips. For the record, I get tested regularly and I am clean. Good advice about the TB though, I'll stay away from kissing. Which I have done anyways since my observation.

After a little research I see that Hepatitis doesn't have any symptoms of coughing, but TB does. I made a broad assumption trying to think of which STD's can be spread through salive. At the time, TB didn't come to my mind. I guess the best bet would be TB?

A hat trick in one thread and the OP as a bonus.

Well done jumpstart.

From the marry me thread. While Bendix' response would have been worthy, steveromagnino has trumped him.

My advice? Grow a pair. You're 32. You should know your own mind by now.

He said the sex was good. I suspect he already has a pair.

But nice suggestion anyway.

Will you marry me Bendix, or else I will stop posting to you?

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Are you taking the piss with that nick?

A Sound response I might add.

Moss

Go on have a look

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Millennium-U...up-t223509.html

Yours truly

Kan Win

Oh dear KW, bad old Mr Wolfe is not your best mate is he ?