A Unique Thread

[3billygoats]

Let's face it. Just about EVERY topic has already been discussed on this forum . People who have been members for more than a few months must be bored senseless with all the tripe that goes through the pages. Which is the best car? How do I get a visa for my gf? Where's the best visa run? Blah blah blah...

This thread is all crap, but unique.

Every single post MUST have absolutely NOTHING to do with any other post on the ttherad. If lasts more than a page, you'll have to look back to make sure your post isn't connected to another.

Off you go

[Florin]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[cluezo]

There are eight planets in the universe and eight holes in your body... a mere coincidence? I wonder. (I can hear you counting now)

[gymshark]

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

[AlexLah]

Have you eat rice already?

[chickenslegs]

Does my elephant need lights if I use it on the highway at night ?

[zzdocxx]

As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.

[lazeeboy]

arnold swartzeneggar will be the president of the usa ,in the near future

[Who, me ?]

Honey, bring me my newspaper please.....and what shall we have for lunch ?

[BugJackBaron]

Honey, bring me my newspaper please.....and what shall we have for lunch ?

What's new pussycat? Woa, Woa!

[lazeeboy]

last time i went out i ran out of petrol

[Capantha]

What is the maximum number of eyelets you can get on a pair of Dr.Martens boots?

[Zpete]

Am I allowed to mention something related to LoS?

[2long]

Whatever you do, do buy them at the market. This is because of the possible infection from overtransportation. The best time to buy them is at 6.30am and teh best place is MBK.

If you have any further problems PM me.

[BFD]

If Samuel Beckett were alive today, what would he think of Three's Company re-runs?

BFD!

[cluezo]

Have you eat rice already?

You're not a teacher are you?

[sinom]

How do I get a driving license for riding my buffalo ? do I really need one if I take him off road racing?

Edited June 18, 2008 by sinom

[lazeeboy]

where did all my milk go,black coffee today

[plasticpig]

Anyone know if i can get a fan belt for a Mk 3 Ford Cortina in Pattaya.

[2long]

The problem with the 300kw motor is that it has to work too hard. A larger motor will be under less stress and therefore use less energy.

[Cuban]

This is not a thread.

[mmushr00m]

its raining and my @ss itches, is there a connection???

[wileycoyote]

I believe that having had a Bush in office for several years ,we should now elect an animal this year .my vote would go to the Mighty Bison.

[Old Croc]

It's a wet bird that flies by night

[Ratsima]

Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?

[Cuban]

Although there are many this is the best one.

[plasticpig]

Can anyone help I need a Haynes manual for a Sinclair C5.

do Bookazine stock them, anyone.

[Ratsima]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Udon....

[plasticpig]

What percentage of falang school teachers in Thailand are homosexual.

Can I get any accurate figures for this any place ? it’s to help with my new book

Titled, Bating for the other side., anyone?

[wileycoyote]

Name 3 countries starting with letter Z