thai by blood or by heart, you know you're thai when...

1. you know that thai food exists beyond phad thai, green curry, and tom yum goong. you probably don't even consider anything served in oversea restaurants "thai" anyhow

2. fuc_k dollar menus. you know the true value of a dollar (40 baht) and how far it could take you (and your stomach)

3. mama fuels your soul

4. youre mad chill. "mai pen rai"? either you just dont give, or you know exactly how fuc_ked that mofo would be a few minutes from now...

5. nothing beats a hardcore session of back-cracking thai massage when your tired

6. you know what soi dogs are and how terrifying they can be. they own the alley, not you. run

7. you dont consider drinking in dorm rooms, living room, or basement partying.

8. your very long last name or your nickname (in english) tend to amaze people

9. you don't mind drinking your soda out of a plastic bag

10.you watch lakorn, despite how predictable they are. slap that bitch, slap her.. slap her...

11.you never underestimate the power of a 26 baht sato

12.you bargain. even if its already dirt cheap, you still bargain for the sake of it

13.you love the king.

(and curse all the motherfuc_king ignorant bastards that dun even kno what the hel_l theyre saying on youtube)

14.in April, you look forward to songkran - but NOT the heat

15.you look for the 4-round krueng prung on the table. you need your extra dose of chili/sugar/vinegar/fish sauce to spice up your life

16.even though you dont want to admit it, you know that she-boys could put real girls to shame

17. for some reason you know that tigerwoods is part thai

18.you're sick of people asking you why you're not dark, how much the red-light special costs, and "thai? thai-wan?"

19. you still ride elepants or kwais over rice patties... NOT

20. you know the capital of thailand aint bangkok. its krungtep. krungtep mahanakorn amornratanakosin mahintaramahadirok noparatrachatani burirom udomrachaniwet mahasatarn umorn vimarn aowatarnsatit. (... or something like that)

21. you know that nobody uses 25 salung or 50 satang coins. theyre useless. nobody wants them - not even the ko tarns....

22. ... and it drives you crazy when some random cashier actually asks u for it ("12 baht 50 satang ka")

23. yedddd. one word says it all

24. 555, thats how u laugh

Iiked it! <--see. I guess im just not Thai-dified enough yet. no 555.

23. yedddd. one word says it all

If the word you are thinking of is the one that I think you are thinking of, it's probably not a good idea to use it in polite company..... or in any company for that matter.

20. you know the capital of thailand aint bangkok. its krungtep. krungtep mahanakorn amornratanakosin mahintaramahadirok noparatrachatani burirom udomrachaniwet mahasatarn umorn vimarn aowatarnsatit. (... or something like that)

Too many spaces, way too many spaces.

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23. yedddd. one word says it all

<br />If the word you are thinking of is the one that I think you are thinking of, it's probably not a good idea to use it in polite company..... or in any company for that matter.<br />

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was sent to me in an email, to be honest not to sure what the word means ......

17. for some reason you know that tigerwoods is part thai

Most of the non-Thai world know that, and will quite happily tell you, one day they hope that it may come up as a Trivial Pursuit question.

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23. yedddd. one word says it all

<br />If the word you are thinking of is the one that I think you are thinking of, it's probably not a good idea to use it in polite company..... or in any company for that matter.<br />

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was sent to me in an email, to be honest not to sure what the word means ......

It means '&lt;deleted&gt;' ..... would you like me to carry on disseminating the email you received or should I just stop now?

whoopss, not a word to say... &lt;deleted&gt;, cannot go back to edit.

maybe number 23 could be deleted, and then we can carry on from there

sorry to upset anyone .

whoopss, not a word to say... &lt;deleted&gt;, cannot go back to edit.

maybe number 23 could be deleted, and then we can carry on from there

sorry to upset anyone .

I doubt that you have upset anyone, we are all big girls and boys in here

Where were we.........?..... oh yes.

16. but you still wouldn't, would you. (that's a generic you not a you in particular)

16. but you still wouldn't, would you.

you sure? ....

7. you dont consider drinking in dorm rooms, living room, or basement partying.

8. your very long last name or your nickname (in english) tend to amaze people

9. you don't mind drinking your soda out of a plastic bag

10.you watch lakorn, despite how predictable they are. slap that bitch, slap her.. slap her...

11.you never underestimate the power of a 26 baht sato

Five in one before I sign off for the evening.

7. any event where you are not alone that involves alcohol has automatic party status.

8. I have trouble pronouncing my own surname, it has a uff sound and a cl sound, not easy, I can say the Thai word for snake, but it did take hours and hours of practice.

9. and the problem with that? better than getting leptospirosis.

10, whatever, inane entertainment is the same the world over.

11. when the kettle of white Thai wine comes out of the ground, the Lao Khao, Chang, Leo, contents of the fridge, get tossed to one side, and it doesn't cost any Baht ........ I'm not Thai, never will be .... but we all know a good deal when we see one don't we.

16. but you still wouldn't, would you.

you sure? ....

I didn't know that you had a picture of Tiger Woods dad.

Tiger Woods - my mate...

It's a goody - thanks Boater.

It's a goody - thanks Boater.

please feel free to add yourself and everyone else.

One I always use in answer to this question when it comes up is.

"You know you're Thai when you can point to things using just your lips"

16. but you still wouldn't, would you.

you sure? ....

Lost the pic..........

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/post-a60141-

Any genuine X-Dresser, katoey, shemale woteva, would be ashamed to have a protusion like that.

They take pride of looking more femme than real femmes.

They call the process of hiding anything masculine, dangly bits etc, transition.

She is a she, betcha.

16. but you still wouldn't, would you.

you sure? ....

Lost the pic..........

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/post-a60141-

Any genuine X-Dresser, katoey, shemale woteva, would be ashamed to have a protusion like that.

They take pride of looking more femme than real femmes.

They call the process of hiding anything masculine, dangly bits etc, transition.

She is a she, betcha.

very true this women could just have a serious Inflammatory infection of the virgina

I agree, aIso think the person is she.

You know you are Thai when you think the best part of the fish is the eyes.

You know you are Thai when you answer questions with a bemused smiIe.

You know you are Thai when you lose the ability to walk and think simultaneously, if you ever had it.

You know you are Thai when you can spend an hour on the mobile with a close friend who then turns up at your house five minutes later.

you can your friend on the mobile and ask him or her to open the apt door

You know when your Thai when you refer to anything being above or below as "upstairs" or "downstairs"

You know when your Thai when you refer to anything being above or below as "upstairs" or "downstairs"

And any flat surface large enough to hold a book or set of keys is automatically named 'a table'

you know you are Thai when you reply to every question with - err

... when you think nothing of eating cake with a noodle spoon

(done again today for the god-knows-how-many-th time)

When you get called up for National Service ?

You know you are Thai when you spend 5 times more money on the monthly installment on your car then your monthly house rent