not as much as accidently covering your balls with deep heat or tiger balm

Soundman - nobody in their right mind could COVER their balls with deep heat/tiger balm (and live to tell the story!).

Just a minute - isn't camphor oil in tiger balm similar to eucalyptus oil ? How many eucalyptus trees have you got S ? I am beginning to detect a strange sexual practise in Kabin (which may also explain the ever-increasing size of your family)

And if she's consumed the Som Tam? Does that have a burning effect on the tongue?.... hang on that's not cunnilingus I'm think of, it's the other.....

A friend of mine swears blind that a BJ after som tam (on him) left his member burning for 2 hours

Interesting ..... but I wouldn't like to light a cigarette off it.

So my GF was a bit tetchy this morning.

I thought to myself... "I wonder..."

I opened my emails, and sure enough, there was a reminder from PMS buddy,

telling me to "Watch out, Kayo! Your girlfriend A***** might be getting a little strung out, her Period is starting soon."

I laughed, and of course strung out GF immediately asks me whats funny?

I was left with little choice but to show her the email in question... I saw the hand pick up the bottle, and I saw the bottle heading in my direction, but I'm not sure what happened after I lost consciousness....

I heard about this on the radio today and, though it is really funny, it's a great idea that might just help save your relationship from the dreaded monthly stress.

It's called PMSbuddy.com http://www.pmsbuddy.com/ and basically it sends you an advance warning by email,

to tell you when your partners monthly cycle is going to kick in, just so you know when to book that golf weekend away with the guys.

Could have posted it in the Ladies forum, but hey then we'd have to be serious right..?

I like their slogan "Saving relationships, one month at a time." Classic. And also the 'National alert levels'

National Alert Levels

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Currently Tracking: 1,201

PMS Starting Today: 3

PMS Starting within 5 days: 22

Overall Threat Index: 2

But seriously guys, we know PMS is no laughing matter.

Truly a novel idea Rob. . You always know when the wiring gets loose before it occurs.

Many years ago I took an ex of mine in for some dental work - she had been given valium to take as a pre-med for the operation. I asked if it would be possible that this be a regular medication - the guy asked if this was a 'monthly' requirement, I said mostly weekly but generally every day I see her.

Now days out here the 'solution' involves no drugs and is cheap, 5 Baht buys a nice rose - even on 14^th Feb.

....and she doesn't eat chocolate.

The Valium were for you right?

When living in Thailand with the now ex, she used to get very emotional before her period.

It would brew for days and explode in a tearful argument..

A friend told me he had the same problem with his wife and told me he woulod see it coming and take her to Karaoke,

after a drink or two and singing her heart out to soppy Thai love songs all evening she would be back to her happy self the next day..

The next time I saw the signs, I suggested we should go to Karaoke, although she was puzzled and ammused we went along,

had a few drinks and a sing and the next day she was fine, we were both very happy.

I explained to her that it was my friends idea. After that when she felt the pressure rising at the end of the month she would suggest a night at the Karaoke, it really did work.

I wish we could have done the same for her parents.

Kaaaaaaaaaaayoooooooooooo!! Are you still with us?