The Off Topic Thread

[thithi]

well it is confirmed that the puter is crap.

and who's chicken?

[AlexLah]

No chickens are crap, computers have no brain so they can't be crab.

I am getting old, mix it all up, you will see yourself once you get older.

Why is the puter crap?

[BIGTOE3]

Why is the puter crap?

Because he missed a Birdy !!!!!!

BT

[thithi]

huh??

2 old men murmuring

[cashill]

you still dont tell wy puter is crap ??

[AlexLah]

Maybe becrause it's made in China?

[cloudbusting]

rain?

[AlexLah]

Yes told ya all it would come.

My raindance never fails, muhaa haaa haaaaaaaaaa

[BIGTOE3]

Yes told ya all it would come.

My raindance never fails, muhaa haaa haaaaaaaaaa

Yes BUT you never said we would be FLOODED

BT

[AlexLah]

And more rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flood the streets, get ur boats ready as you will see more rain then anonyone has ever seen, muhaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Don't mess with Voodoo Alex, as you will be warned and see the results of my powerfull dark magic!

[teacup]

If you can't spell the word,...you probably won't be gaining any. It's a karma

and

thxs goodness, am a redhed since yesterday!

I have been a red head all my life. regarding the trend of going red - funny how this is 'in' again until all the hi-so realise that the bg's are sporting it too, then back in black u go.

at least in cali they won't know the difference.

Well one thing for sure .....in this sunny cali, we can always spot....a ChromeDome....from afar

far from being bald dear - in fact I have more hair on my ass that most women

Oh my my....talking about a RAVINE and CANYON now,...huh lil james?....

Well U know whay they say.......

Hair is a four letters word, if grow in the wrong places

[bkkjames]

Well U know whay they say.......

Hair is a four letters word, if grow in the wrong places

i shave everyday, the question is what do you do to keep it NEAT and tidy?

[teacup]

Well U know whay they say.......

Hair is a four letters word, if grow in the wrong places

i shave everyday, the question is what do you do to keep it NEAT and tidy?

Oii…NEAT is out ja

“Tousled” and “Wet“ look are-IN……check the fashion channel…...DUH!!! ....

[thithi]

it is thundering..!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIGTOE3]

Yes its raining here too...... BUT

Three Ladies in a Sauna

>

>

> THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE

> SITTING NAKED IN A

> SAUNA.

>

> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED

> HER FOREARM

> ANDTHE BEEP STOPPED.

>

> THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY

> PAGER,' SHE SAID. I

> HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

>

> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN

> LIFTED HER PALM TO

> HER EAR.

>

> WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE

> PHONE. I HAVE A

> MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

>

>

> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,

> SHE DECIDED SHE HAD

> TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE

> SAUNA AND WENT TO

> THE BATHROOM.

>

> SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER

> REAR END.

>

> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

>

> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT

> THAT....I'M

> GETTING A FAX!!

BT

[Zpete]

it is thundering..!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donner & blitzen, eh? Alex.

[AlexLah]

it is thundering..!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donner & blitzen, eh? Alex.

Tonight I will make the scariest thunder and rain anyone has ever seen, you bettah stay home and close the windows.

Muhaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[cloudbusting]

relax with your rain dances there

we've had enough rain at this stage

[AlexLah]

Well then you better go out and do as your name suggest.

[cloudbusting]

but cloudbusting is trying to make it rain

[AlexLah]

Isn't it called cloudseeding?

[AlexLah]

It is coming............................................................

[Zpete]

Its raining its pouring, the old man's snoring.

He bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning.

Alex, That you?

[AlexLah]

Could be could be as I woke up around 13"00 today.

[thithi]

I hate your avatar.

[AlexLah]

I love yours!

[thithi]

yeh everybody loves mine!

[cloudbusting]

should really sleep

[RakJungTorlae]

Lady's and gentleman this is your captain speaking. I would like you all to remain seated as we will shortly arrive at our destination. Weather is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you!!! Oh and i would like to remind you again in the case of sudden lose of cabin pressure please attend your gas mask before attending to small children, if you have more then 1 . Please choose you're favourite.

-RJT airlines-

We don't just love your company. We love your money.!!!

Edited April 5, 2009 by RakJungTorlae

[zzdocxx]

Hey we need some help in the what a word thread, seapok is beating up on us pretty good over there.