How about this One?

Life membership of the Martin-Baker Tie Club is confined solely to persons who have ejected from an aircraft in an emergency using a Martin-Baker designed ejection seat, and thereby saved their life.

Moss

I am a member of some clubs - but that's really a niche club!

My father was a great "joiner" of clubs. Veterans, lawn bowls, Masons.....

I was never keen, I got drummed into a work social club as treasurer once but got into trouble for having an affair with the secretaries wife.

The only club I was ever enthusiastic about was a Duplicate Bridge club and became quite a good player. It's one of the few things I miss about Thailand, I play against the computer but it's not the same.

Tufty - membership expired now.

Seriously.

Chess Club and a Debating Society in my younger days, and I was approached by Mensa once, but when they answered my question "what do I get for the annual subscription?" and I replied "do you think I'm stupid?" it went strangely quiet, and they never asked again.

Never been a joiner.

Even when a member of various footy clubs when I was younger I always seemed to be separate from the crowd. I once won a fairest and best trophy, but didn't find out about it until a couple of days later. No one had told me there was an awards night happening! I've often wondered why.

I often get creepy, well dressed (albeit ultra conservatively) people knocking on my door handing out booklets and asking me to join them in their club. However, they are vaguely scarey and I tend to slam the door on them before establishing what their club is all about.

At times I even feel I am not a fully fledged member of Bedlam despite being here longer than most.

I also feel people just don't get my sense of humour.

At times I even feel I am not a fully fledged member of Bedlam despite being here longer than most.

What's your name again?

Moss

At times I even feel I am not a fully fledged member of Bedlam despite being here longer than most.

Well young fella, to become a fully-fledged member you have to learn the secret handshake, dance in a g-string at Jenny's, know britmaveric's weight, and most importantly, know which is the "business end" of a pineapple.

When you've been around as long as I have you may have 3 out of 4 done.

I also feel people just don't get my sense of humour.

You have a sense of humour ?

Since when ?

(just kidding. sort of. maybe.)

Aww Croc *hug*. Just ignore the meanies, you are of course 100% a fully fledged member in Bedlam (but is that a good thing really?)

I was a member of SO many clubs as a kiddy. Brownies, Majorettes, Highland dancing, etc, stuff like that. Loved it!

Now im only a member of the Mile High Club. Actually, no, im not, but maybe ill get membership in the future. But from what i hear its not all its cracked up to be anyway.

i've been trying to join the mile high club but i keep getting rejected en-route.

Now im only a member of the Mile High Club. Actually, no, im not, but maybe ill get membership in the future. But from what i hear its not all its cracked up to be anyway.

It isn't worth it.

Just had a G&T, want a cigarette, can't ..... just had some warmed up chicken with something that looks like pasta, want a cigarette, can't.......just had a quick knee-trembler in a small toilet cubicle, want a cigarette, can't.

It just makes the whole journey more frustrating than it usually is (if you smoke)

WOT HE SAID ^

AGREED.

Kayo, the DIY Mile High Club doesnt count!

Did someone just call the Klown something which could be confused with an anchor ?

I was a memeber of a Suzuki 4WD Club,

also the Power Dhingy Racing Club.

At present I have recently joined the Bule Bike Club and have just bought myself a Yamaha V-Ixion so I can take part.

My housekeeper calls her Yamaha Mio, Cinta (love) and has dubbed my Vixion, Fighter...F.K.Y.

Does belonging to my husband's enormous extended family count? (2 brothers and a sister, one sister-in-law, 3 nephews and a niece, a great-niece, 28 aunts and uncles, 41 first cousins and countless countless first cousins once removed, second cousinss twice removed etc etc)

Does belonging to my husband's enormous extended family count? (2 brothers and a sister, one sister-in-law, 3 nephews and a niece, a great-niece, 28 aunts and uncles, 41 first cousins and countless countless first cousins once removed, second cousinss twice removed etc etc)

Probably not....................But I'm with you, it ought too

AARP, is that a club?

Someone has it in their signature block, can't remember who, or the originator of the line (WC Fields ?):

I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member !

(or something like that any ways)

Someone has it in their signature block, can't remember who, or the originator of the line (WC Fields ?):

I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member !

(or something like that any ways)

Groucho Marx......

Another one of his I like "Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."

i've been trying to join the mile high club but i keep getting rejected en-route.

First Class - get on board - given a glass of champers - take your clothes off - great fun.

But they do get upset a bit if you don't wear the pastel romper suit they give you.

i've been trying to join the mile high club but i keep getting rejected en-route.

This isn't you is it mate?

http://www.news.com.au/

Man fined for exposing himself and masturbating on a plane

By Phoebe Stewart November 18, 2008 07:48am

A MAN has been fined for exposing himself and masturbating in front of a woman on a Darwin-bound flight. Lucas Steven Knudson argued he was "just adjusting himself" because his jeans were too tight, a Darwin court heard yesterday, the Northern Territory News reports.

Unbuttoned ... Lucas Knudson leaves court yesterday

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Anyone a member of the 'I am a cynical Westerner and I will grunt my disdain at all things Thai, yet live in Thailand with my Thai partner' Club?

Anyone a member of the 'I am a cynical Westerner and I will grunt my disdain at all things Thai, yet live in Thailand with my Thai partner' Club?

They are all (it seems) in the Pattaya Forum. I think they hold monthly, bi-monthly, weekly, bi-weekly and daily club meetings.

drought club ?

Anyone a member of the 'I am a cynical Westerner and I will grunt my disdain at all things Thai, yet live in Thailand with my Thai partner' Club?

They are all (it seems) in the Pattaya Forum. I think they hold monthly, bi-monthly, weekly, bi-weekly and daily club meetings.

I'm a member of the "you know where the airport is" club.

Anyone a member of the 'I am a cynical Westerner and I will grunt my disdain at all things Thai, yet live in Thailand with my Thai partner' Club?

They are all (it seems) in the Pattaya Forum. I think they hold monthly, bi-monthly, weekly, bi-weekly and daily club meetings.

I'm a member of the "you know where the airport is" club.

No need S, i think they lose a member or so a week. Clumsy lot keep falling out of balconies.

I'm a member of the Whiskas Kitty Kat Club, on line - they send me little free samples every six months or so. Wouldn't fill a hole in my cat's tooth.

I also am a team member in a Pub Quiz occasionally- we usually lose.

Hello

I have to report that I am a member of no clubs.

I don't like to socialise, I have no freinds.

Stray dogs find don't even find me interesting enough to bark at or bite

I live a soliary life in a wooden shed at the end of the runway at Chiang Mai airport and live off spiders and worms (if I'm lucky )

However I have had a "club soda" a "Jacobs club buscuit" and once picked up a golf club...so does that count

I also met a man with a club foot once, I said to him that it must come in handy when he went "Clubbing"

He hit me with a claymore...is that a club?

Goodbye

Hello Mr ThaiPauly Sir,

Glad to hear about the club soda.

I have often wondered if anyone actually lived in that wooden shed at the end of the Chiang Mai runway. I will try pop along one day to bring you a jacobs biscuit to enjoy your worms and spiders with. I will happily bark at you if you feel neglected in this area.

Apparently I can do quite a good impression of a dogs bark, but i assure you, im no dog.

Woof woof