The Web site you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

Program aborting.

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask too much.

Three things are certain:

Death,taxes and lost data

Guess which one occured.

Your file is so big.

It may be very useful.

But now it is gone.

Arnt pomes sposed to Rime?

Arnt pomes sposed to Rime?

Wot, like this

There was an old poster called Scea

Who went out for too many a beer

He posted whilst pissed

And now he'll be missed

And the Bedlam guys will shed a tear

Excellent

Too many syllables in the last line for a true limerick though.

Let's drink to mrbojangles

And take no note of the bangles

With a cute little curl

He's still not a girl

When observed from critical angles.