I believe it.

I'm from Adelaide and when I left the average IQ dropped by about 10 points.

Actually we do have a problem with cars. I was there a couple of years back and a mate lent me his Toyota wagon. I spent a couple of days opening and closing the door at car park ticket dispensers because I couldn't find the window button.

Then I saw this handle on the side of the door....

Did it have an 8-Track?

Did it have an 8-Track?

Perhaps a valve wireless?

..............and a big wheel at the front and a small one at the back

Philistines.

Philistines.

Not me - I'm Australian!

Not me, I don't collect stamps !!!

QUOTE (sceadugenga @ 2009-02-27 07:55:20) Philistines.

QUOTE (Ping)

Not me - I'm Australian! :jerk:

Not me, I don't collect stamps !!!

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Was a vid, but would not play.

Sowwy 'bout dat.

Australia_funny_tv_ad.wmv

Nice one Pete...here's on that your lot got their knickers in a twist about.....

Nice one Chili

This is the You tube version of the one I tried to post from my HDD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=281ZavSKfoA...feature=related

You guys will keep..... hahaha

Dunno where to post this.

A joke against my own..........LOL

Kiwis Kan Laff....... ......... /////////

Heard at recent thoroughbred auctions in Auckland

"Why do Kiwi horses run so fast?" she asked.

"They've seen what they did to the sheep." she was told.

"Baaaaaaaa"

word in any argument. That word is: "baaa".

Yes a joke always works best when it has a foundation in fact...

I caught myself out there........grrrrrrrrr

Forgot to edit it to an Ockor situation, Rosehill, or sumplace.

came across this today and this seems like the most appropriate place ....

Aussie ‘Basil Fawlty’ bans entire NZ town

A Sydney man has triggered a rash of anti-Aussie sentiment

across the Tasman after banning an entire New Zealand town

from staying at his motel.

According to a Sydney Morning Herald report, Steve Donnelly

has banned all 16,000 residents of the Lower Hutt suburb of

Wainuiomata from his property, the Supreme Motor Lodge in

Palmerston North. His decision follows a series of misdemeanours

by visiting sports teams.

Donnelly has been nicknamed “Basil Fawlty”, after John Cleese’s

grouchy hotel owner in the classic UK TV comedy, Fawlty Towers.

came across this today and this seems like the most appropriate place ....

Aussie ‘Basil Fawlty’ bans entire NZ town

A Sydney man has triggered a rash of anti-Aussie sentiment

across the Tasman after banning an entire New Zealand town

from staying at his motel.

According to a Sydney Morning Herald report, Steve Donnelly

has banned all 16,000 residents of the Lower Hutt suburb of

Wainuiomata from his property, the Supreme Motor Lodge in

Palmerston North. His decision follows a series of misdemeanours

by visiting sports teams.

Donnelly has been nicknamed “Basil Fawlty”, after John Cleese’s

grouchy hotel owner in the classic UK TV comedy, Fawlty Towers.

He had previously banned the teaching staff of the local high school, because they couldn't control the kids

(I assume in his motel)(<deleted> were kids doing in his motel?)

But he now complains that people don't like him 'cos he's an Ocker.

What's wrong with that?

Humph, maybe not an OCKER, but an OCKOR, lol

Anagram for Aussies, work it out.

New_Zealand_Anti_Drinking_Ad.wmv

I am able to laff at me own.......LOL

New_Zealand_Anti_Drinking_Ad.wmv

I am able to laff at me own.......LOL

Well, that comes out as

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Looks like the conversation of a flock of NZ sheep, barred from the local motel because of lewd behaviour.

Still no work, OK in my poota, strange

New_Zealand_Anti_Drinking_Ad.wmv

Great.....

I can laugh at that now, been off the booze for 6 months.

Great.....

I can laugh at that now, been off the booze for 6 months.

Now you're looking at all those sheep through sober eyes...............your life must be full of regret. Bet you didn't get anywhere near the good looking ones when you were pissed

Oh ye of little faith... I never in my life went to bed with an ugly woman.

You know why Kiwis make love to their sheep against the edge of a cliff?

Because they push back. The sheep that is.

Oh ye of little faith... I never in my life went to bed with an ugly woman.

Woke up next to a few though!

Here's something else for you Aussies to whinge about

A British man has won the contest to become caretaker of an Australian tropical island on the Great Barrier Reef - dubbed the 'best job in the world'.

Yes. You Aussies voted for a Brit

Full story:-

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/B...d_Caretaker_Job

Nice story.

I am whinging in Aussie...LOL

Here I am in Melbs, cold mizribl place, speshully the wind of the bay.

Ping has gone walkabout, sheeeeesh, not my weekend.

Did my reg shoppibng at Queen Vic mkt, great for clothes, cheaper than LoS and good quality chinese... hahahaha.

Had my fill of Melbs dim sims, quality falling off these days....

Off to Toowoomba on tuesday, must be able find sumfin to whinge about.

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All the boys from the MCC are in HK this week for a bowls tour. Great bunch of guys and although I am spitting blood while saying it...............Not one whinger amongst them.