Pair go one sex pose too far

By STAFF REPORTER

Published: 10 Apr 2009

A KINKY couple were rushed to hospital after getting trapped in a position from the Kama Sutra sex manual.

Horrified Ivan Sokolov, 56, found he was stuck fast when his wife Valentina 51, had a muscle spasm as they romped in a position known as the "deck chair".

After failing for an hour to free themselves the red-faced couple dialled paramedics in Kalhuga, central Russia, for help.

Docs could barely stop sniggering as the couple arrived at hospital still locked together in the position, rated only "moderately difficult" in the ancient India lovers’ guide.

“The man was so desperate to escape he eventually pulled himself free but his poor wife needed treatment for her spasm,” said one medic.

The couple had been given the book by a friend and had decided to try out some of the positions for the first time.

Deck chair - or Indrani as it’s traditionally called - involves the woman drawing up her knees so her feet are jammed under her partner’s armpits.

“You need quite a high level of fitness for some of these positions. An average middle aged couple like this would find a lot of them quite challenging,” said one expert.

Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2371303.ece

Fair play to them for trying...

Reminds me of a joke about the 'wheelbarrow'...

The photo in the linked article in the OP does not show the correct position. A detailed description is here:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2122886_have-sex-k...ra-indrani.html

Found no photo.

Let's hear from those who tried this position.

The photo in the linked article in the OP does not show the correct position. A detailed description is here:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2122886_have-sex-k...ra-indrani.html

Found no photo.

Let's hear from those who tried this position.

i hate being chased by the Mrs. brandishing sharp kitchen utensils!

The photo in the linked article in the OP does not show the correct position. A detailed description is here:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2122886_have-sex-k...ra-indrani.html

Found no photo.

Let's hear from those who tried this position.

Feet in armpits specifically?

No.

A bucket of cold water usually separates experimentally-minded dogs.

Completely unadventurous the Russkies, take our Noggie friend here:-

Norwegian man caught having sex with girlfriend while driving at 100mph

A Norwegian man faces a heavy fine and a driving ban after police caught him having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on the motorway, police said on Monday.

Last Updated: 6:02PM BST 13 Apr 2009

The unnamed couple, a 28-year-old man and a 22-year-old woman, were caught in the act late on Easter Sunday by traffic police on the E18 highway, some 25 miles west of Oslo.

Officers who clocked the couple's silver Mazda 323 racing at 133 kilometres per hour in a 100 zone realised they were doing more than just breaking the speed limit, police told AFP.

"It was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say," said Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerund district police.

"He couldn't see much because her back was in the way," he added.

"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know."

After following the couple for nearly a kilometre, officers pulled the car over at a service station.

"We have taken away his driving licence because of the danger that he caused," Mr Hagen said.

Prosecutors will decide within the next week what his punishment will be, with police having filmed the incident to use as evidence against the driver.

Mr Hagen said he expected the man to face a fine of "several thousand Norwegian crowns" and a lengthy driving ban.

Now there's a real man, never mind the mile high club he's joining the Ton Up Club although the reporter's conversion maths need a bit of work as 100mph = 160.9344km/h approximately. It's not known if they were attempting the "deck chair" position though, maybe they were leaving that for the 2CV club.

Nothing like an adrenalin junkie

i think that most of these "got stuck" stories are plain rubbish or highly exaggerated. but then... once i had a girlfriend. she was a gymnast. and when she said "where do you think you are going, pray tell?"... i was going nowhere... at least for some minutes.

p.s. of course, being a [near] perfect gentleman, i never used dirty tricks such as "please... i have to pee like a racehorse".

^The old, "I'm hung like a horse" sometimes works on Klingon and Betazoid women...

I pulled a ligament in my arm while having sex the other day. This time it was actually a real-live sex partner that caused it.

^The old, "I'm hung like a horse" sometimes works on Klingon and Betazoid women...

I pulled a ligament in my arm while having sex the other day. This time it was actually a real-live sex partner that caused it.

:D

Like the oyster that was out on the town one night, and actually pulled a mussel!

^The old, "I'm hung like a horse" sometimes works on Klingon and Betazoid women...

I pulled a ligament in my arm while having sex the other day. This time it was actually a real-live sex partner that caused it.

You mean your hand wasn't numb at the time?