A WIFE came home early from the shops — and found her husband having sex with their collie dog in the kitchen.

She called police who arrested him on suspicion of bestiality. But they let him off because of “insufficient evidence”.

A friend said: “The whole investigation was a farce. A vet wasn’t even called.”

The couple, in their forties from Banwell in Somerset, are now divorcing.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2421588.ece

Jeeeezess Boater.

And from the Sun as well.

Good to see that the sensitive Sun, kindly obscured the poor dog's picture!

Was that the actual dog?

Male or female?

Or who was up who?

And in the related stories the housewife who was being shagged by her Alsatian

Dodgy people these Brits

EDIT and more http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article639408.ece

How do I stop being a Brit?

an expat friend tell me a story of his Cuban wife who loved to hang out on their back porch, having the dog lick her sensitive area. The dog had a black tongue, and could go on for many minutes. Am not sure if there was some sort of inducement (pour sardine can oil on it?).

Was that the actual dog?

As it was pictured sitting down, I doubt it.

How do I stop being a Brit?

Put your underpants on your head, stick two pencils up your nostrils and say wibble.

(sorry, no, that makes you look very British to everyone else ...... never done it myself, nor have I burned down a public building)

an expat friend tell me a story of his Cuban wife who loved to hang out on their back porch, having the dog lick her sensitive area. The dog had a black tongue, and could go on for many minutes. Am not sure if there was some sort of inducement (pour sardine can oil on it?).

Nah ..... sardine oil would probably just add-to what's already there.... a vigorous rub with a pork chop may give rise to mutual satisfaction.

And in the related stories the housewife who was being shagged by her Alsatian

Dodgy people these Brits

EDIT and more http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article639408.ece

How do I stop being a Brit?

That's just plain discrimination! They didn't pixellate the Alsation!

EDIT and more http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article639408.ece

They were accused of “sheep violation”.

Indeed - the sheep was supposed to be a virgin on it's wedding night.

Mabe TV should start a subforum for those drawn to these stories. Just a thought.

Mabe TV should start a subforum for those drawn to these stories. Just a thought.

I agree with you here lanna, this one has got an 'uneasy' feel to it!

Mabe TV should start a subforum for those drawn to these stories. Just a thought.

people who read shitty papers like the "Sun"............................................................

During my years as a street cop in a large city in the US I have been on calls and have arrested people/s for;

Sex with a dog, to many times to count. ( 1 time suspect caught in the act )

Sex with a calf ( caught in the act, had to use a step stool )

Sex with a sheep ( caught in the act )

Sex with the suction line of a jacuzzi ( caught by the suction line and had to call 911 on his cell phone)

Sex with Hoover vaccum cleaner

Numerous things placed in holes that should not have things placed into within the human body

and I could go on and on and on...

People can be very freaky.

Sex with Hoover vaccum cleaner

dyson?

Sex with Hoover vaccum cleaner

dyson?

Electrosucks.

Bought from Vanchoover.......................dodgy Canadians abound.