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7 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began?

"LAIDTHEOLDLADEETOO-LAIDTHEOLDLADEETOO"

Have you ever posted a joke that doesnt revolve around sex ?

Every joke that you post seems to be about sex

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1 hour ago, sanemax said:

Have you ever posted a joke that doesnt revolve around sex ?

Every joke that you post seems to be about sex

Yes.

FYI your last post above was number 9067, my post just prior was 9065 had nothing to do about sex!

 

BTW Is your comment a compliment or a complaint?

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7 hours ago, sanemax said:

Have you ever posted a joke that doesnt revolve around sex ?

Every joke that you post seems to be about sex

It has been established that the worlds earliest published joke was about sex ...

 

Quote: “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?’ Answer: A key.”

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2479730/The-worlds-oldest-jokes-revealed-by-university-research.html

 

I think that one also qualifies as "on topic" in this thread.

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Dammit, I copied Scottiejohn for another forum but posted it here and now I can't get rid of it. There should be a delete option.

 

 

 

 

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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:

 

 

"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!" 
 

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