Will it be better in the future?

Malta or Crete?

According to the BBC, 5.5m British people live permanently abroad – nearly one in ten of the UK population. Only in 2008, 172,000 UK citizens permanently left Britain.

Countries with most British expats

Australia1,300,000

Spain761,000

United States678,000

Canada603,000

Ireland291,000

New Zealand215,000

South Africa212,000

France200,000

L.o.S. not in the hunt.

Now, average those numbers out with regard to square miles of land area of the country...and we may still not have the answer.... since a very small country with only 100 brit expats may have the greatest number per square mile.

Luxemberg?

L.o.S. not in the hunt.

41,000 is still quite a lot. And according to the report, Thailand is one of the countries were the numbers are growing.

Luxemberg?

The Vatican.

......not a country, but a state..... dunno

Pete hasn't been seen in 'They Say You Should Never' for a loooong time. Is it a post count issue?

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

Literally while reading this thread just now:

*Knock, knock

(Kayo answers the door)

Young blonde lady: Hi there, sorry to disturb you - Do you think we'll ever find peace and security in this world?

Kayo: yeah. sure. Why don't you come in and I'll show you some bliss....

But, seriously, A couple of Jehovah's witness protection program people asking big questions at 11 am on a tuesday morning, so, yeah: Here's my question:

Do you think we'll ever find peace and security in this lifetime?

^Haven't you found it already?

Literally while reading this thread just now:

*Knock, knock

(Kayo answers the door)

Young blonde lady: Hi there, sorry to disturb you - Do you think we'll ever find peace and security in this world?

Kayo: yeah. sure. Why don't you come in and I'll show you some bliss....

But, seriously, A couple of Jehovah's witness protection program people asking big questions at 11 am on a tuesday morning, so, yeah: Here's my question:

Do you think we'll ever find peace and security in this lifetime?

No. We are all going to die in 2012.

So take the approach of the hedonist; Eat, drink, and be merry.

Actually she started quoting this passage:

and the meek shall inherit... etc...

Amateur.

I chewed her out (nicely, of course) about how the meek find peace and security in their own lives and loves and trials, and it ain't about ruling the world, or spreading the word, but about finding peace in YOUR world, etc, etc...

She thrust a brochure in my hadns and walked off rather quickly.

Literally while reading this thread just now:

*Knock, knock

(Kayo answers the door)

Young blonde lady: Hi there, sorry to disturb you - Do you think we'll ever find peace and security in this world?

Kayo: yeah. sure. Why don't you come in and I'll show you some bliss....

But, seriously, A couple of Jehovah's witness protection program people asking big questions at 11 am on a tuesday morning, so, yeah: Here's my question:

Do you think we'll ever find peace and security in this lifetime?

No. We are all going to die in 2012.

So take the approach of the hedonist; Eat, drink, and be merry.

Oh, I thought it was; Eat, drink and make Mary... providing her husband is out of town.

I already have security, and I enjoy a piece every time I feel like it. My lifetime is rapidly coming to an end and I plan on leaving with a smile on my face.

Random question: What's the difference between this and the 'Why' thread?

Why do you ask?

Why do you ask?

Yeah, why ya asking?

Why are you asking him why ?

Deja vu (that word games thread).

Possibly one of the most historically significant threads of the century indeed.

Why was it closed by the way?

Hang on. I'm just thinking. Why am I thinking?

Why do I often wake up with a thumping headache, nauseous and a dry mouth?

Why do I often wake up with a thumping headache, nauseous and a dry mouth?

Not enough water between scotch's.

Why do I often wake up with a thumping headache, nauseous and a dry mouth?

Not enough water between scotch's.

Between scotch's wot?,,...

What was he serving?

Possibly one of the most historically significant threads of the century indeed.

Why was it closed by the way?

Have you looked at that thread lately?

Whose turn is it to ask a random question? (Perhaps Sounders could seek some advice on pest extermination... )

Whose turn is it to ask a random question? (Perhaps Sounders could seek some advice on pest extermination... )

Or cat installation.

He's tried the Tom, can't wait for the report on Dick and Harry !!

( leaving a Dick in the office to arrest an infestation, must be something worth filming )

My mind boggles

Police barred from penis enlargement

JAKARTA (Reuters) - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.

"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.

Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.

Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

Sounds like a poison ivy effect.

Anyone tried it?

Naaaaa, no need as I am heavily and dangerously armed according to some "Experts" in the field.

Why is there no orange shirt brigade?

Well, I've no interest in joining the Papua police anyway...