Pattaya Paintball Championship Preparation Meeting

[Rimmer]

On Tuesday afternoon in one of the more intimate rooms at City Hall, Khun Wirawat, one of Pattaya’s deputy mayors, chaired a meeting to announce the Pattaya International Paintball Championship to be held on the 12th to 14th of March this year at the Pattaya Sports Arena. The deputy mayor said there will be participants from 11 countries including Australia, Indonesia, Iran, Japan, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, South Africa, and Taiwan, as well as Thailand. The competition will be divided into three divisions with prize money totaling around two million baht.

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[sharecropper]

I am looking for sponsors for my new Pattaya International Ballscratching Championship. This minority, nonentity bit of fun has now been elevated to a new level.

I will get City Hall involved to promote it in return for a payoff, further diverting their attention from their proper jobs of dealing with serious issues, doing follow-up and accounting for the massive waste of taxpayers money in the town, and get them to hold a press conference to promote my ballscratching competition instead.

Next week look out for exciting news of the Pattaya International Chase a Ladyboy Thief Down Beach Road Championship and the popular Pattaya International Spot the Policeman On Duty Championship, both popular events in the town.