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Did any one mention The Great Escape? What a cast of international actors for its time! Probably in the top 3-5 i would think.... I havnt read all the thread because im too lazy.... :o

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Did any one mention The Great Escape? What a cast of international actors for its time! Probably in the top 3-5  i would think.... I havnt read all the thread because im too lazy.... :D

Yeah, I did, along with Where Eagles Dare.

Journey To The Centre Of The Earth with James Mason was another classic as was The Land That Time Forgot with Doug McClure. On the James Mason theme, anyone ever see Salems Lot back in the late '70s? Made for TV as a two-parter but there was also a shortened movie version. Scared the sh1t out of me when I was a toddler :o

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As we're such a diverse lot here on TV, full of kulcha, let's find out your preferences...

Mine (in no particular order):

1. The Godfather

2. Saving Private Ryan

3. What Dreams May Come

4. Raiders of the Lost Ark

5. The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1938 version with Errol Flynn)

6. The Aviator

7. Return of the King

8. Monsters Inc.

9. Shrek

10. The Crow

Yours?

Eyes Wide Shut

Vanilla Sky/Open your Eyes (can't remember the title in Spanish)

The Last Samurai

The Butterfly Effect

Blade 1

The Twilight Samurai

Interview with a Vampire

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Eyes Wide Shut was a good movie. It's strange (no pun intended) to say it, but they don't make them like that anyumore. Stanley Kubrick  presented a minimal amount of story and then maintained a tremendous amount of suspense. Not many directors have the guts to try and pull it off when a movie costs in the 10s of millions and a flop can sour financers on the idea of investing again.

Absolutely spot on Aughie! You're the first person I've heard say this about this brilliant film. I was glued to the TV when I first watched it.

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Eyes Wide Shut was a good movie. It's strange (no pun intended) to say it, but they don't make them like that anyumore. Stanley Kubrick  presented a minimal amount of story and then maintained a tremendous amount of suspense. Not many directors have the guts to try and pull it off when a movie costs in the 10s of millions and a flop can sour financers on the idea of investing again.

Absolutely spot on Aughie! You're the first person I've heard say this about this brilliant film. I was glued to the TV when I first watched it.

Me Too..!! naked ladies... woo hoo... :D

totster :o

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Eyes Wide Shut was a good movie. It's strange (no pun intended) to say it, but they don't make them like that anyumore. Stanley Kubrick  presented a minimal amount of story and then maintained a tremendous amount of suspense. Not many directors have the guts to try and pull it off when a movie costs in the 10s of millions and a flop can sour financers on the idea of investing again.

Absolutely spot on Aughie! You're the first person I've heard say this about this brilliant film. I was glued to the TV when I first watched it.

Me Too..!! naked ladies... woo hoo... :D

totster :o

Ooh, young man, you have a one-tracked mind! :D:D

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Eyes Wide Shut was a good movie. It's strange (no pun intended) to say it, but they don't make them like that anyumore. Stanley Kubrick  presented a minimal amount of story and then maintained a tremendous amount of suspense. Not many directors have the guts to try and pull it off when a movie costs in the 10s of millions and a flop can sour financers on the idea of investing again.

Absolutely spot on Aughie! You're the first person I've heard say this about this brilliant film. I was glued to the TV when I first watched it.

It was more of an experience like "The Shining"... excellnt tracking shots and steadycam movements... i couldnt take my eye out of the frames... so well taken movie....

Predator... yea... i forgot... one nice movie...

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It was more of an experience like "The Shining"... excellnt tracking shots and steadycam movements...  i couldnt take my eye out of the frames...  so well taken movie....

One of the greatest opening shots in movie history: The Shining....

breathtakingly haunting...

set the stage for one of the greatest spellbinding movies ever....

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Spaceballs, anyone?!

Memorable Quotes from

Spaceballs (1987)

Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.

[turns it on]

The Dinks: Ooooh!

Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.

[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]

Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.

[pulls string]

Doll: May the schwartz be with you!

Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.

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[nurse exits]

Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

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[Playing with his dolls]

Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.

[in Vespa voice]

Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.

[in D.H. voice]

Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!

[in V. voice]

Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!

[in D.H. voice]

Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!

[V]

Dark Helmet: No! Stop!

[D.H]

Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!

[V]

Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!

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[King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him the combination to the "air shield"]

Roland: One.

Dark Helmet: One.

Colonel Sandurz: One.

Roland: Two.

Dark Helmet: Two.

Colonel Sandurz: Two.

Roland: Three.

Dark Helmet: Three.

Colonel Sandurz: Three.

Roland: Four.

Dark Helmet: Four.

Colonel Sandurz: Four.

Roland: Five.

Dark Helmet: Five.

Colonel Sandurz: Five.

Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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[as they are trekking through the desert]

Lone Starr: Water... water...

Barf: Water... water...

Dot Matrix: Oil... oil...

Princess Vespa: Room service... room service...

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Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair.

Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!

Barf: Or else what?

Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, vinnie.

Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!

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Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.

Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.

Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

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[Lord Helmet is playing with his dolls in his quarters when Col Sandurz bursts in]

Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet!

Dark Helmet: WHAT?

[Helmet gathers up his dolls]

Colonel Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge sir!

Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!

Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!

Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.

[sandurz closes the door]

Dark Helmet: Good!

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Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

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Lone Starr: So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.

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Computer: [aboard Mega-Maid] Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.

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[Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet and the Video Operator are watching Spaceballs (1987), the movie]

Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!

Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!

Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!

Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

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[skroob, Helmet, and Sanders reach the cancellation button]

Dark Helmet: Out of order? ######! Even in the future, nothing works!

:o

President Skroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?

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[after the self-destruction mechanism has been activated]

President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

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[When Lone Star and Barf stops on the outer space gas-station]

Waitress: Ready to order?

Woman in Diner: Ah, yes, we'll both have the lunafish.

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Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.

Lone Starr: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lone Starr: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

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[Princess Vespa has been given a gun]

Princess Vespa: I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns.

[her hair gets singed by a laser]

Princess Vespa: My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!

[begins blasting]

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Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!

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Colonel Sandurz: Oh my god, it's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.

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Pizza the Hutt: Well, if it isn't Lone Star. And his sidekick, Puke.

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Yogurt: And may the schwartz be with you!

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Dark Helmet: No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse!

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Dot Matrix: Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But you could have married him for your father's sake and had a headache for the next 25 years.

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Colonel Sandurz: Sir, do you think we're being too literal?

Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

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Barf: It's like the Temple of Doom or something.

Dot Matrix: Well, it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel.

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Dark Helmet: Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.

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[Mega-Maid's computer counts down to self-destruct]

Computer: Ten... nine... eight... six...

President Skroob: Six? What happened to seven?

Computer: Just kidding! Seven... six... five... four... three... two... one... have a nice day.

Colonel Sandurz: Thank you.

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Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.

Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

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Princess Vespa: Who are you?

Barf: Barf!

Dot Matrix: Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!

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[Man who ate the Space Special is becoming violently ill in an alien stomach exploding tribute]

Woman in Diner: Bring him some water!

Man in Diner: Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto-Bismol!

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Dark Helmet: What's happening? Where is this in the movie?

Colonel Sandurz: Now, sir. What's happening, now is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What happened to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: Now?

Colonel Sandurz: Now!

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

Dark Helmet: How soon?

Major: Sir!

Colonel Sandurz: What?

Major: We've identified thier location.

Dark Helmet: Where?

Major: It's the Moon Of Vega.

Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.

Dark Helmet: When?

Major: Ninteen hundred hours.

Colonel Sandurz: By tomorrow, they will be our prisoners.

Dark Helmet: WHO?

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Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the...

Barf: ...the Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!

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Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?

President Skroob: I don't know about this beaming stuff? Is it safe?

Commanderette Zircon: Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.

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Princess Vespa: Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!

:D

Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

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Dark Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an ###### sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. ######, Major ######!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an ###### too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip ######!

Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]

Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by <deleted>!

[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]

Dark Helmet: Keep firing, <deleted>!

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Captain of the Guard: You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

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[after running the full length of Spaceball One to reach the bridge]

President Skroob: The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.

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Dark Helmet: [breathes heavily, Darth Vader-style] ... I can't breathe in this thing!

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Dot Matrix: Good-bye Virgin alarm.

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Dark Helmet: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight. But if I must, then I must. May the best man win. Put 'er there.

[Reaches out to shake Lone Starr's hand and takes his Schwartz ring]

Dark Helmet: The Ring! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a fool, what's with you man, c'mon? Here let me give it back to you. Oh!

[throws it down a hole]

Dark Helmet: Oh, look at that, you fell for that too! I can't believe it, man!

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Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

[to two white henchmen with a giant comb]

Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?

Henchmen: Nothing sir!

[to two more white henchmen with a giant comb]

Dark Helmet: How bout you?

Henchmen: Not a thing sir!

[to two black henchmen with a giant pick]

Dark Helmet: What about you guys?

Henchmen: Man, we ain't found shit!

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Barf: (reacting to the guards being shot by Princess Vespa) HOLY SHIT!

Princess Vespa: How was that?

Lone Starr: Not bad.

Barf: Not bad... for a girl.

Dot Matrix: Hey that was pretty good for RAMBO!

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Dot Matrix: [while running from blaster fire, a la Star Wars] "Ooh, I *hate* these movies!

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Guard 1: Hey! Those are the guys that stole our uniforms!

Guard 2: Yeah! And beat the shit out of us, too!

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Lonestar: Just one more dune.

Barf: That's what you said three dunes ago.

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Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!

Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!

Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!

Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!

Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.

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Princess Vespa: What's your name?

Barf: Barf.

Dot Matrix: Hey, not in here buddy, this is a Mercedes.

Colonel Sandurz: Sir haden't you better buckle up?

Dark Helmet: AH! BUCKLE THIS! Ludicris speed GO!

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Watched 'First Knight' today. Normally won't watch a Richard Gere film, but gave it a try. Stirling performance from Sean. It reminded me of one I'd forgotten in my top films; Excaliber. One forgotton film led to another:

So I will reiniterate with a further batch .

Excaliber...........great performance from Nicol Williamson

Fail Safe (original) great nail biter

The Naked Prey........Cornel Wilde.another nail biter

Gladiator..well I'm a Ridley Scott fan

The Duellists...see above

Pirates of the Carribbean.........Depp deserved an oscar

The Collector..........best of british

Quatermass and the Pit...classic horror

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid..........very funny and well made

I'll Never Forget Whatisname...........great film

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.............brilliant comedy

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Last night I saw "Malena"... Worth adding to the list....

more votes???

I saw it a while back. That street humiliation scene is brutal.

Pirates of the Carribbean.........Depp deserved an oscar

Did you really? I thought that movie was pure trash. It was too farfetched and predictable for me.

One that I forgot to mention: the film with Billybob Thornton as a retarded guy that befriends a kid - what's the name of it?

*Slingblade - Thornton is incredibly talented.

And I forgot: Cinema Paradiso

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This thread is diff buddy... just for your top movies..not the dialogues... pls cross chk... lol  :o

ahH!!! What with all these differant movie thread going around these days, it all get rather confusing.... All right, well listen now.

Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.

er.... Sorry :D:D

:D

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I saw it a while back.  That street humiliation scene is brutal.

I think bellucci asked for that scene.. she often pick that kinda role with public humiliation...But It was very much ok compared to her rape scene in "irreversable"...

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very much agreed with dr. strangelove..

Monica Bellucci takes on very challenging roles, but that scene in irreversible is just breathtaking and spine wrenching.

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