I know nothing about lubricants. Never needed them. If you turn on the woman there is no need to lube.

And this is a forum where straight men complain that they don't have a voice because of all the women and gay forums? :cheesy: :cheesy:

I know nothing about lubricants. Never needed them. If you turn on the woman there is no need to lube.

A good curry two hours before. The only thing known to man apart from KYJ that lubricates a woman's.....................Ehh OK......................Coat !!!!!

I know nothing about lubricants. Never needed them. If you turn on the woman there is no need to lube.

Real men use spit. However, KY does have its time and place.

Didn't mean to refer to anyone here as an a-hole, but I've noticed a few on some other threads whose time will come. Promise.

As far as flavored KY goes, I'm reminded of an old, old joke, but I'll tell it anyway. A guy goes to an investor with an idea for a spray that you can apply to a pussy and it makes it smell like an orange. The investor tells him that when he comes up with a spray that you can apply to an orange and it makes it smell like a pussy to come back and see him. You heard it, right. Sorry.

for Neverdie

SOM NOM NA H

glad ur okay tho, cheers mate

I know nothing about lubricants. Never needed them. If you turn on the woman there is no need to lube.

REAL lovers don't NEED lubricants, of course.

Dairy Whip etc, takes foreplay to new heights....... yummmmmmy

Real lovers make their partner desire, want MORRRRRRE

Only Wham Bam, thank you ma'am guys forego foreplay.

Leaving their partners cold and wondering what happened.

Any minute now David Attenborough will appear in bedlam..........................

To do a documentary on the mating habits of Bedlamites.

I may read the review but I won't be buying the DVD.

I may read the review but I won't be buying the DVD.

Even if I provide the photographs? I can even provide the video.

No.

I'll be busy cutting my toenails that day anyway.

And this is a forum where straight men complain that they don't have a voice because of all the women and gay forums? :cheesy: :cheesy:

not even close endure, not even close.

And this is a forum where straight men complain that they don't have a voice because of all the women and gay forums? :cheesy: :cheesy:

not even close endure, not even close.

We have a voice...just do not get to use it much and never ever for the last word.....

And this is a forum where straight men complain that they don't have a voice because of all the women and gay forums? :cheesy: :cheesy:

not even close endure, not even close.

We have a voice...just do not get to use it much and never ever for the last word.....

I'll second that.

Thirdeded

that's cos the last word has always been, is, and shall forever be...:

Mine.

Topic Closed.

that's cos the last word has always been, is, and shall forever be...:

Mine.

Topic Closed.

listen here little clown........secret mens business can NeVa be shutdown, okie dokie?

that's cos the last word has always been, is, and shall forever be...:

Mine.

Topic Closed.

listen here little clown........secret mens business can NeVa be shutdown, okie dokie?

no but it could be caught in the door, couldnt it ND.

that's cos the last word has always been, is, and shall forever be...:

Mine.

Topic Closed.

listen here little clown........secret mens business can NeVa be shutdown, okie dokie?

no but it could be caught in the door, couldnt it ND.

Not if the door is always open like here.

stairs and doors, some of my specialties. This week i keep kicking the same toe. Im glad my penis doesnt have a nail in it. (i mean a nail nail, not a nail.)

stairs and doors, some of my specialties. This week i keep kicking the same toe. Im glad my penis doesnt have a nail in it. (i mean a nail nail, not a nail.)

I refuse to say anything.

Nice neververdie

please do not jinx me again

stairs and doors, some of my specialties. This week i keep kicking the same toe. Im glad my penis doesnt have a nail in it. (i mean a nail nail, not a nail.)

I refuse to say anything.

Nice neververdie

please do not jinx me again

Once bitten, twice shy hey H. LOL too fekkkin funny ole mate, too funny.

hows the fingers coming along????

I know nothing about lubricants. Never needed them. If you turn on the woman there is no need to lube.

REAL lovers don't NEED lubricants, of course.

Dairy Whip etc, takes foreplay to new heights....... yummmmmmy

Real lovers make their partner desire, want MORRRRRRE

Only Wham Bam, thank you ma'am guys forego foreplay.

Leaving their partners cold and wondering what happened.

I can't say that I've ever needed or used a lubricant. Nor have the women I've been with. But, maybe I'm missing out on not using flavoured cream though. We always have a shower afterwards anyway and that would wash away all the sticky bits.

I know nothing about lubricants. Never needed them. If you turn on the woman there is no need to lube.

REAL lovers don't NEED lubricants, of course.

Dairy Whip etc, takes foreplay to new heights....... yummmmmmy

Real lovers make their partner desire, want MORRRRRRE

Only Wham Bam, thank you ma'am guys forego foreplay.

Leaving their partners cold and wondering what happened.

I can't say that I've ever needed or used a lubricant. Nor have the women I've been with. But, maybe I'm missing out on not using flavoured cream though. We always have a shower afterwards anyway and that would wash away all the sticky bits.

Ian, Ian, Ian, tut tut tut....you really should be a little more circumspect about your choice of words and subject, That post could have been written by that bad smell that hangs around making it's smelly mark on various threads.

I would loathe to start seeing you in the same light as someone else whose name I won't mention.

Ian, Ian, Ian, tut tut tut....you really should be a little more circumspect about your choice of words and subject, That post could have been written by that bad smell that hangs around making it's smelly mark on various threads.

I would loathe to start seeing you in the same light as someone else whose name I won't mention.

I knew that, but you know me and the truth. I just can't tell a lie, and I can't resist telling a funny story ... even if I'm the butt of the joke. Or, especially if I can make myself the butt of the joke.

I know nothing about lubricants. Never needed them. If you turn on the woman there is no need to lube.

REAL lovers don't NEED lubricants, of course.

Dairy Whip etc, takes foreplay to new heights....... yummmmmmy

Real lovers make their partner desire, want MORRRRRRE

Only Wham Bam, thank you ma'am guys forego foreplay.

Leaving their partners cold and wondering what happened.

I can't say that I've ever needed or used a lubricant. Nor have the women I've been with. But, maybe I'm missing out on not using flavoured cream though. We always have a shower afterwards anyway and that would wash away all the sticky bits.

BEFORE and after shower required for me.

Before, in case of flavour being contaminated, fishy.

After for obvious sticky reasons.

And another thread descends to the murky depths. Aaaarrrr. (Bring back the pirate thread.)

And another thread descends to the murky depths. Aaaarrrr. (Bring back the pirate thread.)

:lol:

But, this IS the secret men's business thread, isn't it?

And another thread descends to the murky depths. Aaaarrrr. (Bring back the pirate thread.)

:lol:

But, this IS the secret men's business thread, isn't it?

Back on track........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p66K7aCL0UY

that's cos the last word has always been, is, and shall forever be...:

Mine.

Topic Closed.

listen here little clown........secret mens business can NeVa be shutdown, okie dokie?

Erm... Ok.

Okily-Dokily.