Animal thingys and New Zealanders are just hairy fruits stacked high. Everyone knows that .........tssk

There are just as many hairy New Zealander fruits as there are fruits from any other place...... except San Francisco, of course.

Most of the Kiwi fruits I've known were clean shaven.

On the other hand, the MANGOsteens I've seen have all been hairy fruits

Most of the Kiwi fruits I've known were clean shaven.

On the other hand, the MANGOsteens I've seen have all been hairy fruits

Rambutans!!

Like hairy Lychees.

Mangosteens are purple-to-black, with a soft pith that stains your hands, then a similar fruit inside, but with a much bigger stone.

If you're into fruits, the kiwis are the best of the bunch, so I've been told.

The SE Asian fruits are too soft, although often with a hard, unyielding centre.

Tallkings about fruits and pith that thtains your hands. I don't know what the worldths coming to.

Rambutans!!

Like hairy Lychees.

Mangosteens are purple-to-black, with a soft pith that stains your hands, then a similar fruit inside, but with a much bigger stone.

If you're into fruits, the kiwis are the best of the bunch, so I've been told.

The SE Asian fruits are too soft, although often with a hard, unyielding centre.

Oh, yah mean REAL Kiwi fruit... Like this...

I don't like the hair on them so I like to shave them first.

Ian........................TAKE THE TABLETS

Ian........................TAKE THE TABLETS

I am, but they are for my back. I gotta go fishing tomorrow. The salmon are waiting for me.

Ian

Again mate, let me explain. Salmon are fish. They are not waiting for you and although you probably talk to them, they really are just fish..........................Remember the dam_n TABLETS.

I wonder if Ian has ever tickled a trout?

Cat update -

We took him down to the vet's this morning and he is just dandy.

On Monday he goes to get the stitches out and then he is allowed outside again. The vet even told me today that she thought he wouldn't make it last week. She knocked a third of the bill off - dunno why.

So now the two of us are climbing the walls wanting to (him) get out and me to air my apartment.

Happy Patsy!!!

Some incredible experiences I had the last few weeks and just back from The Mall foods department where at the liqueur department i went to buy a deck. Over staffed as usual I noticed they had a separate desk with many different types and brands of cigarette paper. Went to have a look at the nice looking promo girls different brands and sizes on offer and decided (after being seduced into buying) to go for a bag of Drum tobacco.

One of the girls kept staring at me and asked if I wanted more, i told her I would come back some time soon. Then I went to the Pharmacy to buy some Redox and the nice looking lady started a conversation in English with me asking if I was hungry and added she surely was.

So I showed the foods that I bought and told her I could make a nice union soup and I was willing to let her try my fantastic cooking skills. No she said: I want meat, real meat! So I showed her the Bacon I bought and told her that together with a fried egg it would make a nice breakfast.

Misterrr, she said you no understand, come back tomorrow and we talk again, I guess it was because there were many clients waiting so she had to get rid of me, getting her sales targets obviously.

Then I went to the small outlet were they sell this alleged Japanese made milk, I like it because the taste is good. Got served by this nice looking lady and I ordered a bottie of chocolate milk.

Girl kept smiling at me and I did notice her very long eye lashes and she kept them winking at me for reasons I do not understand.

Then I walked to the bread place (Yamazuki or something) and got the last brown bread, sliced already. Then when I payed, this milk girl is standing in front of me just smiling and winking.

Guys I need your help.

What should I have said or done?

Then I walked to the bread place (Yamazuki or something) and got the last brown bread, sliced already. Then when I payed, this milk girl is standing in front of me just smiling and winking.

Just to be sure. She was smiling and winking right?

Yeah flashing her fake eyelashes.

Some incredible experiences I had the last few weeks and just back from The Mall foods department where at the liqueur department i went to buy a deck. Over staffed as usual I noticed they had a separate desk with many different types and brands of cigarette paper. Went to have a look at the nice looking promo girls different brands and sizes on offer and decided (after being seduced into buying) to go for a bag of Drum tobacco.

One of the girls kept staring at me and asked if I wanted more, i told her I would come back some time soon. Then I went to the Pharmacy to buy some Redox and the nice looking lady started a conversation in English with me asking if I was hungry and added she surely was.

So I showed the foods that I bought and told her I could make a nice union soup and I was willing to let her try my fantastic cooking skills. No she said: I want meat, real meat! So I showed her the Bacon I bought and told her that together with a fried egg it would make a nice breakfast.

Misterrr, she said you no understand, come back tomorrow and we talk again, I guess it was because there were many clients waiting so she had to get rid of me, getting her sales targets obviously.

Then I went to the small outlet were they sell this alleged Japanese made milk, I like it because the taste is good. Got served by this nice looking lady and I ordered a bottie of chocolate milk.

Girl kept smiling at me and I did notice her very long eye lashes and she kept them winking at me for reasons I do not understand.

Then I walked to the bread place (Yamazuki or something) and got the last brown bread, sliced already. Then when I payed, this milk girl is standing in front of me just smiling and winking.

Guys I need your help.

What should I have said or done?

Wear cloths when you go shopping ?

( loin cloths )

I'm not a Fan of the new avatar moonrakers. Whats going on dude?

I'm not a Fan of the new avatar moonrakers. Whats going on dude?

You don't like Ian Dury?. You've gotta be kidding me.

I'm not a Fan of the new avatar moonrakers. Whats going on dude?

You don't like Ian Dury?. You've gotta be kidding me.

No, I didnt say I didnt like him, although music is definately a personal taste thing, but what I actually said is I'm not a fan of your new avatar. Do you need me to pop over home and beat it into you?

I'm not a Fan of the new avatar moonrakers. Whats going on dude?

You don't like Ian Dury?. You've gotta be kidding me.

No, I didnt say I didnt like him, although music is definately a personal taste thing, but what I actually said is I'm not a fan of your new avatar. Do you need me to pop over home and beat it into you?

Are you going to hit me with your rythm stick? I have forgotten how to spell rythm.

Geez, ND, you can be a blockhead sometimes.

Or is it all due to the sex and drugs and rock'n'roll of your youth?

Back to men's biz.....

Body or face? Do you go for the cutie with the gorgeous eyes and lips and the perfect skin and symetry forming the loveliest of faces....but a body not to your taste, or do you overlook bad hair, poor skin and a homely face because she's got the body of bodies?

Personalities aside...this is just about physical.

An acedemic question....obviously perfection in body and face is desirable....but if you could have only one or the other, which would it be?

I'll start... I love a beautiful slim body on a woman....but I could easily fall for a fat woman if she had a lovely face; gorgeous eyes and lovely smile framed with flowing hair.

Rambutans!!

Like hairy Lychees.

Mangosteens are purple-to-black, with a soft pith that stains your hands, then a similar fruit inside, but with a much bigger stone.

If you're into fruits, the kiwis are the best of the bunch, so I've been told.

The SE Asian fruits are too soft, although often with a hard, unyielding centre.

Oh, yah mean REAL Kiwi fruit... Like this...

I don't like the hair on them so I like to shave them first.

You're getting closer, but I wouyld have thought that a kiwi would normally have fevvers and a beak, not whiskas and a tail. But kiwi fruits are usually bigger. Much bigger.

Don't have to shave 'em. Just dig your fingers into it and rip it apart. Tastes all the better for it.

As for the salmon - those you showed must've come out of very big tins.

Back to men's biz.....

Body or face? Do you go for the cutie with the gorgeous eyes and lips and the perfect skin and symetry forming the loveliest of faces....but a body not to your taste, or do you overlook bad hair, poor skin and a homely face because she's got the body of bodies?

Personalities aside...this is just about physical.

An acedemic question....obviously perfection in body and face is desirable....but if you could have only one or the other, which would it be?

I'll start... I love a beautiful slim body on a woman....but I could easily fall for a fat woman if she had a lovely face; gorgeous eyes and lovely smile framed with flowing hair.

You talkin' about kiwi fruits or wimmin?

We wus havin' a nice converfabulation 'bout fruits.

Back to men's biz.....

Body or face? Do you go for the cutie with the gorgeous eyes and lips and the perfect skin and symetry forming the loveliest of faces....but a body not to your taste, or do you overlook bad hair, poor skin and a homely face because she's got the body of bodies?

Personalities aside...this is just about physical.

An acedemic question....obviously perfection in body and face is desirable....but if you could have only one or the other, which would it be?

I'll start... I love a beautiful slim body on a woman....but I could easily fall for a fat woman if she had a lovely face; gorgeous eyes and lovely smile framed with flowing hair.

if the lady in question had a great body, but the boat race wasnt up to much. then it would have to be a PB job.

if on the other hand she had a Dodgy body it would be a case of just closing the eyes and thinking of england.

in either case, as has happened before whilst on a night on the town and very inebriated, drink i find plays havoc with my eyesight. causing me the next morning on awaking to grab my clothes and head for the nearest exit, quick sharp.

Another thread has encouraged me to start yet another men's biz subject....albeit this is overt, not covert mens biz.....

I reckon North Island NZ may be the only place in the world where you can wake up, get dressed, go out and shoot a deer, catch a trout, shoot a pig, dive without scuba for scallops and crayfish, catch a snapper, catch a tuna, catch a marlin........all in one day and only travelling by car. If you add air travel, in the same day you could also get salmon and thar.

Where else can you do that (feasibly)?

Tesco's

Another thread has encouraged me to start yet another men's biz subject....albeit this is overt, not covert mens biz.....

I reckon North Island NZ may be the only place in the world where you can wake up, get dressed, go out and shoot a deer, catch a trout, shoot a pig, dive without scuba for scallops and crayfish, catch a snapper, catch a tuna, catch a marlin........all in one day and only travelling by car. If you add air travel, in the same day you could also get salmon and thar.

Where else can you do that (feasibly)?

And I should add.....on the same day you could pub crawl your way around a city, get a Thai or Japanese massage, eat at a French restaurant, and spend the night in the Hilton Auckland.

If you're up to it...

Can do all of that in Tesco as well............... ( as long as you go to a Super Store )

Serious stuff. Uncalled for threats on a certain other thread. Men, boycott it.

Can do all of that in Tesco as well............... ( as long as you go to a Super Store )

Serious stuff. Uncalled for threats on a certain other thread. Men, boycott it.

Nah.....In retrospect I think it was an entirely humorous, empty, meant-to-be-taken-in-jest jibe. I don't even think it was meant to chide.

So do I.

however if we get a boycott going they may fold and allow us to see tits

Back to men's biz.....

Body or face? Do you go for the cutie with the gorgeous eyes and lips and the perfect skin and symetry forming the loveliest of faces....but a body not to your taste, or do you overlook bad hair, poor skin and a homely face because she's got the body of bodies?

Personalities aside...this is just about physical.

An acedemic question....obviously perfection in body and face is desirable....but if you could have only one or the other, which would it be?

I'll start... I love a beautiful slim body on a woman....but I could easily fall for a fat woman if she had a lovely face; gorgeous eyes and lovely smile framed with flowing hair.

If I HAD to choose, then it would be body. I'm not fond of fatties. But, I love all women for different reasons. I couldn't live with someone I couldn't talk to and I couldn't make love to a woman that wasn't attractive. So, I'm kind of stuck at my age. Fortunately, I'm single and I can afford both, so I will continue on the same path until I can't do it anymore.

Oh, and on that other thread? I've already boycotted it. There are a few other times that I've boycotted thaivisa altogether. I don't need to deal with people who don't have a sense of humour.