For goodness sake, why don't you children grow up? I don't come to this forum to read rubbish being thrown back and forth between members. It's so boring when 2 or more members start becoming nasty to each other.

:whistling:

(I hope you realise that was entirely a tongue in cheek post, with me as the butt of the joke)

And speaking of butts....lets get this topic back on track......

And speaking of butts....lets get this topic back on track......

I'll have to contact a higher authority on that...

For goodness sake, why don't you children grow up? I don't come to this forum to read rubbish being thrown back and forth between members. It's so boring when 2 or more members start becoming nasty to each other.

:whistling:

(I hope you realise that was entirely a tongue in cheek post, with me as the butt of the joke)

I actually gave Harcourt a greenie for a humorous post. +1

Hang on I'll be there in a minute.............

And speaking of butts....lets get this topic back on track......

I'll have to contact a higher authority on that...

Ian, that looks very painful......however I was relieved to see that your third leg didnt feature in this shot.

I am also guessing that most people dont realise that those items protruding from the end of the bell are in fact 3 metres long. The bell is only half a meter long...ohhh dear

Hang on I'll be there in a minute.............

It seems you have had an unfortunate accident. Is the bike okay?

Hang on I'll be there in a minute.............

It seems you have had an unfortunate accident. Is the bike okay?

Oi !!

Not so much of the bike. She's working in China...................

Ian, that looks very painful......however I was relieved to see that your third leg didnt feature in this shot.

I am also guessing that most people dont realise that those items protruding from the end of the bell are in fact 3 metres long. The bell is only half a meter long...ohhh dear

Well the wires and electrodes had to be hooked up SOMEWHERE or I wouldn't get a signal.

^

SORRY, we digress with more primary school humour for old age men.....clearly NOT acceptable to those anal types

Really "bum"bling attempts at humour. Actually, what do you lot use for bum bling. Obviously, Ian goes for shiny bells.

Improved 'reception' I'm sure, but reception of what?

Weddings ?

the SMB thread needs a boost......but im not exactly sure what pleases this crowd

Yes, back on topic please. What's the topic?

A sort of a hard picnic............

re: 'secret mens business', I'd like to know what it takes to be a 'secret man'?

when I was a teenager in Bolivia and hadn't learned spanish yet I'd counter all good natured jibes with 'hey, <deleted> you, man...'...then one day an associate approached to earnestly query: 'que es un '<deleted> you man?'...'

a 'secret man'...a '<deleted> you man'...geddit?

You have to leave those leaves in the garden.............Stop smoking them !!!!!

re: 'secret mens business', I'd like to know what it takes to be a 'secret man'?

when I was a teenager in Bolivia and hadn't learned spanish yet I'd counter all good natured jibes with 'hey, <deleted> you, man...'...then one day an associate approached to earnestly query: 'que es un '<deleted> you man?'...'

a 'secret man'...a '<deleted> you man'...geddit?

tuts,

Clearly more than 7 years at thaivisa has taken its affect on you. The thing that concerns me most about your post is that I can relate to it , i mean, i understand what you are on about, god help me

Thank God I don't yet, but give mre time.

Yes, back on topic please. What's the topic?

Dear old Gaz, brother you can shape this topic, you can discuss any issue you like.

Did anyone else hear of the man that had his girlfriend replaced by a sex doll?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/man-replaces-ex-girlfriend-with-custom-made-sex-doll/story-e6frfhk6-1225912671577

I presume I'm safe posting this here.

Regards.

I presume I'm safe posting this here.

Regards.

Well actually no.

Posting a character assessment of one of our dearest Mods, will only get you into trouble no matter how true it may be.

Trousers down, prepare for a spanking ( Whipping actually.................)

Not me darling. I only boil for a very good reason

Or in?....in this case.

Regards

"Our normal dolls are very realistic and everything works just like the real thing." Followed by the hazzard warning. Too realistic for my taste.

What does he do when he travels? Buy in a supply of rubber gloves so he doesn't forget that synthetic feeling ?

"Our normal dolls are very realistic and everything works just like the real thing." Followed by the hazzard warning. Too realistic for my taste.

What does he do when he travels? Buy in a supply of rubber gloves so he doesn't forget that synthetic feeling ?

I dunno, she probably would be rather pleasant to travel with as well. Fistly, shes not going to biache and whine about you driving too fast or stopping at the watering hole too early. Then if you just happened to pick up on the trip (You know, what happens on tour stays on tour) then you can just put her in the boot/cargo area of the vehicle (I think americans call it a trunk).

Why do americans call the 'boot' a 'trunk'. <deleted>?

Anyway, I can think of hundreds of applicaitons for the synthetic lady, you could even have a few on them and none of them would really worry about each other....PUUUURRRRFFECT;)

Not me darling. I only boil for a very good reason

So YOU say

I presume I'm safe posting this here.

Regards.

The GREATEST money reducing agent known to man.........Aint that the truth

Yes, back on topic please. What's the topic?

Dear old Gaz, brother you can shape this topic, you can discuss any issue you like.

Did anyone else hear of the man that had his girlfriend replaced by a sex doll?

http://www.heraldsun...6-1225912671577

Apparently they are made in Japan for much less than that. Great to use as an extra passenger for those HOV lanes when traffic is heavy. Just don't get caught... they don't classify as a passenger.

Sorry I can't post the more revealing photo.

I remember visiting a friend back when I was a teenager and hanging out in his bedroom. He had this closet like thing that had not been closed very well and I could see a plastic doll standing there. The thing was, it was just so totally unappealling like some kind of inflatable beach toy. You could see the heat pinched seams the whole lot. Pretty spooky really. If you were in the mood, one look at that thing and you would instantly wilt. How people could use them I don't know. Well, I know how but, really, how could you do it with one, yuck.

30 years or so on and technology has improved. They have real hair and look somewhat realistic nowadays. But still don't really get it.

Not my type!