I remember visiting a friend back when I was a teenager and hanging out in his bedroom. He had this closet like thing that had not been closed very well and I could see a plastic doll standing there. The thing was, it was just so totally unappealling like some kind of inflatable beach toy. You could see the heat pinched seams the whole lot. Pretty spooky really. If you were in the mood, one look at that thing and you would instantly wilt. How people could use them I don't know. Well, I know how but, really, how could you do it with one, yuck.

30 years or so on and technology has improved. They have real hair and look somewhat realistic nowadays. But still don't really get it.

Well, there are SOME uses for them. In these sort of conditions you would be happy to hold onto anything that floats.

Recently there was some other company promoting a 'smart' one, which actually engaged in conversation with you and made certain requests and so forth. I remember seeing it on the news and thought <deleted>. I vaguely recall it was suppose to move and respond to touch and everything, it could be programed with various moods etc etc.....

all seems very odd to me, wonder where you can buy them?

Recently there was some other company promoting a 'smart' one, which actually engaged in conversation with you and made certain requests and so forth. I remember seeing it on the news and thought <deleted>. I vaguely recall it was suppose to move and respond to touch and everything, it could be programed with various moods etc etc.....

all seems very odd to me, wonder where you can buy them?

Peppermint Club Walking Street Pattaya. Real hair, moving eyes, everything......................

Now this is REAL men's business.

In no way can a female do this, unless to help a guy.

Anybody heard of "Jelqing".

Apparently it is a penile enlargement method, a simple repetition exercise.

Very simple.

Check it out here.

......or more comprehensive. ....... more sites.

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Now this is REAL men's business.

In no way can a female do this, unless to help a guy.

Anybody heard of "Jelqing".

Apparently it is a penile enlargement method, a simple repetition exercise.

Very simple.

Check it out here.

......or more comprehensive. ....... more sites.

=

Bugga wrong place clicked... grrrrrrr

then there was Dennis Hopper in River's Edge as a maniac middle aged biker with an inflatable doll as his companion...a mentor to a teenaged murderer...masterful performance...

Recently there was some other company promoting a 'smart' one, which actually engaged in conversation with you and made certain requests and so forth. I remember seeing it on the news and thought <deleted>. I vaguely recall it was suppose to move and respond to touch and everything, it could be programed with various moods etc etc.....

all seems very odd to me, wonder where you can buy them?

Well, there was a time....

Back to mens talk.

The Ladies thread is up top.

Ha Ha

thats what you think haa haa

woops, just undid my own good work - doh!

Up again!!!

It is now.

^ Wrong again, patsycat

ps: grow up pc

That's not a very nice thing to say.

I was just joking, you don't seem to have taken the joke.

Who give a shit, which thread is up top or not.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

I was just joking, you don't seem to have taken the joke.

Who give a shit, which thread is up top or not.

Too funny, I knew it was a joke & so was my reply.

so whos not taken the joke now pc?

ps: you should know by now, i wont go past a joke to say something serious

Now I'm giving up on both threads.

Back to the Daily Telegraph.

Now I'm giving up on both threads.

Back to the Daily Telegraph.

Could you post some of its stories on the thread ?

for neverdie

sumone tol' me that I looked like Elvis once...it was post-coital and her judgement could've been impaired...

lets talk about misunderstandings and deliberate lies when post-coital:

tutsi to his indonesian girlfriend after unbelievable sex: 'I lurve ye darlin'...'

her: (in malay language and quite simply) 'bohon...'(ie, liar)

sumone tol' me that I looked like Elvis once...it was post-coital and her judgement could've been impaired...

lets talk about misunderstandings and deliberate lies when post-coital:

tutsi to his indonesian girlfriend after unbelievable sex: 'I lurve ye darlin'...'

her: (in malay language and quite simply) 'bohon...'(ie, liar)

Oh dear, fat, bloated, drug filled and dead........................

sumone tol' me that I looked like Elvis once...it was post-coital and her judgement could've been impaired...

lets talk about misunderstandings and deliberate lies when post-coital:

tutsi to his indonesian girlfriend after unbelievable sex: 'I lurve ye darlin'...'

her: (in malay language and quite simply) 'bohon...'(ie, liar)

Oh dear, fat, bloated, drug filled and dead........................

bbbut...there was passion...and guilt...and retribution and years of regret afterwards...

<deleted> it, I'm gonna start me own thread...

oops, just deciphered that yew were talkin' about Elvis...she was talkin' about Elvis the pelvis in his earlier days...

'oh, one fer the money...two fer the show...three t'get ready then go cat go...'

I left dem shoes by the side ob de bed...

sumone tol' me that I looked like Elvis once...it was post-coital and her judgement could've been impaired...

lets talk about misunderstandings and deliberate lies when post-coital:

tutsi to his indonesian girlfriend after unbelievable sex: 'I lurve ye darlin'...'

her: (in malay language and quite simply) 'bohon...'(ie, liar)

Oh dear, fat, bloated, drug filled and dead........................

bbbut...there was passion...and guilt...and retribution and years of regret afterwards...

<deleted> it, I'm gonna start me own thread...

Well played sir...........

for neverdie

Dear sbk,

My mother is dead, I am not a rich man , I don't drink alcohol nor spend time in the company of drunks, so I guess the orange cateogry is the one I fall into. Lucky me , pity about the rest of you

sumone tol' me that I looked like Elvis once...it was post-coital and her judgement could've been impaired...

lets talk about misunderstandings and deliberate lies when post-coital:

tutsi to his indonesian girlfriend after unbelievable sex: 'I lurve ye darlin'...'

her: (in malay language and quite simply) 'bohon...'(ie, liar)

Oh dear, fat, bloated, drug filled and dead........................

bbbut...there was passion...and guilt...and retribution and years of regret afterwards...

<deleted> it, I'm gonna start me own thread...

Well played sir...........

definately one of those moments where the handbag was flying thru the air, the dummy spat well and truely. VERY ENTERTAINING

ye gots to entertain...if not ye ain't got no business postin'...

ye gots to entertain...if not ye ain't got no business postin'...

sadly the forum seems to have some problem.

I posted something then hit the button and my part of the post didnt cum froo.

I think I said something about you being so correct tuttsi, lets see if it worked second time around :jap:

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