U see patsy, this is where the action is @ SMB.

4 X AS MANY POSTS

3.5 X AS MANY VIEWS

Loads of hardworking, goodlooking talented men (& harcourt)

never a bad day in the room

ladies shmadies - down u go

Ahem.

How many men regularly contribute to Bedlam? Say 50?

How many ladies? Say 5?

Ratio of 10:1, but the post ratio is only 4:1.

Thus contribution per gender is only 40% of the ladies thread.

(Except Harcourt, of course)

Ohhhh B bear, ur trying to put an downer on my upper. Listen brother, perhaps your ratio is right when you consider just men.....BUT IF YOU JUST COUNT REAL MEN, I'd say the contribution per gender here is 100% .

Don't get me wrong, the ladies have a place, its just not first place in this race

Harky is genderless, or a girl. I'm convinced.

No... I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Makes sense, afterall ur certainly a bitch.

Harky is genderless, or a girl. I'm convinced.

No... I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Makes sense, afterall ur certainly a bitch.

You will get a bitch slap for that. It will probably deck you, though.

Harky is genderless, or a girl. I'm convinced.

No... I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Makes sense, afterall ur certainly a bitch.

You will get a bitch slap for that. It will probably deck you, though.

Perhaps it might, Ive seen a few big boys from your neck of the woods....arms like tree stumps.

No... I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Makes sense, afterall ur certainly a bitch.

You will get a bitch slap for that. It will probably deck you, though.

Perhaps it might, Ive seen a few big boys from your neck of the woods....arms like tree stumps.

This tongue in cheek stuff has gone too far..............Tooooooo much information.

This tongue in cheek stuff has gone too far..............Tooooooo much information.

Not really, suiging. At least you know what you are dealing with.

Yeah, I fink ND and Harcourt need to move over to that "wimin's stuff" thread. This ere's for the lads. Am sure eek and sbk will welcome the "sisters" with open arms.

Yeah, I fink ND and Harcourt need to move over to that "wimin's stuff" thread. This ere's for the lads. Am sure eek and sbk will welcome the "sisters" with open arms.

Now I'm being kicked out of the very own thread I created ....fekkin dam_n fine thread that too (I must not have mentioned that for at least 2 or 3 pages now .

As long as you promise never again to wear a skirt, you can stay.

As long as you promise never again to wear a skirt, you can stay.

Deal ! :jap:

ps: thankgod you didnt rule out me giving lip to harkie.

As long as you promise never again to wear a skirt, you can stay.

Deal ! :jap:

ps: thankgod you didnt rule out me giving lip to harkie.

Lip in, sucking out..........................

As long as you promise never again to wear a skirt, you can stay.

Deal ! :jap:

ps: thankgod you didnt rule out me giving lip to harkie.

Lip in, sucking out..........................

This is great news, afterall what sort of man doesnt enjoy a bit of lip service

As long as you promise never again to wear a skirt, you can stay.

Deal ! :jap:

ps: thankgod you didnt rule out me giving lip to harkie.

Lip in, sucking out..........................

This is great news, afterall what sort of man doesnt enjoy a bit of lip service

Therapy, trust me, therapy.......................................( and soon, don't wait too long )

Now this driver has a set of brass ones. Make sure you watch it till the end.

http://www.clipmass.com/movie/ดริฟท์สุดมันส์-สไตล์จิม-คาน่า-ของจริงๆ---1391285760239657

Bloody insanity!

Now this driver has a set of brass ones. Make sure you watch it till the end.

http://www.clipmass.com/movie/ดริฟท์สุดมันส์-สไตล์จิม-คาน่า-ของจริงๆ---1391285760239657

Bloody insanity!

Looks like a normal drive to the shops soundman, what was your point?

Heres a couple of vids for ur viewing pleasure....ahhh lads

^ you and your driving clips neverdie !

anyway whilst watching them it got me to thinking about the opposite sex and some of the antics they get up to whilst behind the wheel and after all this is SMB. so i had a quick rummage through youtube and suddenly remembered this series back in the u.k. some years back, in particular this one lady from s. wales. unfortunately this is the only clip i could find which is a bit of a bummer, because i remember there being so much more classic moments at the time. anyway im sure theres plenty more of the same kind of stuff that can be dug out, if need be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOWdr7I9xVc

^ Ahhh tigerfish that was too fekkin funny, I laughed so hard & had to watch it twice.....the look on that guys face was absolutely priceless - sheer terror. He must have a big set of goolies to even get in the car with her.

Of course I won't mention anything about her driving style being standard here

I can't believe it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtqdJl6iKFc

Looks like a normal drive to the shops soundman, what was your point?

You drive a Ford Fiesta?

I'd put you down as a Landcruiser type.

(Even to the shops)

I'm a Hyundai kinda guy...that's what I had on my last assignment in saudi; a Sonata with a nice stereo...

now in VN there is the driver of our shared transport who's mad and tempts death on every curve with equally mad VN truck and bus drivers when overtaking...

but I'm glad that it's him and not me that's driving...things are already too complicated...

no idea of how to parallel park !

and how to parallel park !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpXf0cmJ64

I'm a Hyundai kinda guy...that's what I had on my last assignment in saudi; a Sonata with a nice stereo...

now in VN there is the driver of our shared transport who's mad and tempts death on every curve with equally mad VN truck and bus drivers when overtaking...

but I'm glad that it's him and not me that's driving...things are already too complicated...

I'm in the same situation as you.

This morning we were trying to overtake a truck on a typical VN country road. He was hogging the crown of the road (big road - maybe 10m wide) and one of the several dozen motorbikes coming towards us was a touch close - so the driver hit the offside wing mirror with his face. No damage, except we need a new wing mirror.

Ten minutes later, on a narrower country lane, motorbike comes weaving past us - finds a big dump truck occupying the whole width of road. Bike rider goes left, he goes right - no room to overtake the truck. Then he spies a six-inch wide gravel strip on the left - swings on to it to overtake the truck, wheels fly out from under him, flat on his face in front of us. Luckily we have a good driver - think we missed him.

Motorbikes are everywhere and are a real menace. Not one driver knows how to slow down, allow someone to cross in front, overtake, make ny sort of manoeuvre safely. Each and every one of them must be first in line. Cockroaches, the lot of 'em.

Motorbikes are everywhere and are a real menace. Not one driver knows how to slow down, allow someone to cross in front, overtake, make ny sort of manoeuvre safely. Each and every one of them must be first in line. Cockroaches, the lot of 'em.

:lol:

True, but at least Darwinism is working.

I believe NZ holds the current record.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DIm5JAKGW0

Looks like a normal drive to the shops soundman, what was your point?

You drive a Ford Fiesta?

I'd put you down as a Landcruiser type.

(Even to the shops)

Yes Sir, ur spot on, I am definately a cruiser man but not one of those cruisers with all the fancy bullshit on them, give me a Landcruiser 79 series with one of them V8 Turbo diesels in it.....ohhh & get out of my way <deleted>.

I'm a Hyundai kinda guy...that's what I had on my last assignment in saudi; a Sonata with a nice stereo...

now in VN there is the driver of our shared transport who's mad and tempts death on every curve with equally mad VN truck and bus drivers when overtaking...

but I'm glad that it's him and not me that's driving...things are already too complicated...

fekkin Hyundai''s, got one of em caught on my diff housing once, that really slowed me up

Watching tigerfish's video with that douchebag trying to parrell park in the smartcar, driving backwards and forwards with the wheels straight after driving in forwards can be seen here on just about any given soi and any other given day. I watched a guy trying to park his honda jazz for about 10 minutes the other day outside the coffee shop, it was just comical.

Of course it gets scarey to think that he will later be driving that missile at 100km/h plus with absolutely NO Fekking Idea what to do in an emergency situation, I am actually surprised how low the road toll is here, really surprised.

Sticking with Neverdie's theme of vehicles...

The Canadian army disassembling and reassembling a jeep in under 5 minutes.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2dc_1284230512

must have lost their fags................