Well I'm going to see what the wimin are up to. I don't drive.

Well I'm going to see what the wimin are up to. I don't drive.

Nor do any of them....................

Ere, ND and Harcourt, there's somethin right up your alley on that wimin's stuff fred. You'd feel right at home.

Ere, ND and Harcourt, there's somethin right up your alley on that wimin's stuff fred. You'd feel right at home.

I kind of feel like im spying when I enter the women's

thread

Ere, ND and Harcourt, there's somethin right up your alley on that wimin's stuff fred. You'd feel right at home.

Gazza, that was really lame dude sending us over to the ladies forum to check out pictures of half naked guys.

Sticking with Neverdie's theme of vehicles...

The Canadian army disassembling and reassembling a jeep in under 5 minutes.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2dc_1284230512

Iraqis and Afghanis can dissassemble them quicker, but I've not seen them reassemble one properly.

Anyway, since the ladies are checking out eyecandy, don't see why we shouldnt

A couple of racks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEHEJfB5zXk&feature=related

Can decide which t-shirt to wear today......errrrr why not wear them all <deleted>?

SMB video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHJ6a2rrs6c

Yes Sir, ur spot on, I am definately a cruiser man but not one of those cruisers with all the fancy bullshit on them, give me a Landcruiser 79 series with one of them V8 Turbo diesels in it.....ohhh & get out of my way <deleted>.

In Saudi, working on the East-West pipeline (goes from Abqaiq to Yanbu) and I was visiting pump-station 11. Got a call that I was needed back in Dhahran. One guy was going back to PS 10, where the Aramco Airline runway was. Less than an hour to go to the flight - 100+ kms. Along the desert haul road. Wouldn't let the guy drive his own car - needed to do it quick. Nissan Patrol - old style - very boxy.

Noticed while we were driving that the windscreen glass is not securely fitted, 'cos sometimes there was at least half an inch of air between the edge of glass and the frame.

Made it with time to spare. The guy refused to speak to me anymore.

notice the ladies of bedlam haven't been around for a while !

wouldn't have anything to do with the taboo subject of the female species and their relationships with cars, would it ?

No, its just that when the wimin open their fred, they can't move past them Calvin Klein blokes with socks in their undies. Little do they know that behind our avatars the real men are here.

Yes Sir, ur spot on, I am definately a cruiser man but not one of those cruisers with all the fancy bullshit on them, give me a Landcruiser 79 series with one of them V8 Turbo diesels in it.....ohhh & get out of my way <deleted>.

In Saudi, working on the East-West pipeline (goes from Abqaiq to Yanbu) and I was visiting pump-station 11. Got a call that I was needed back in Dhahran. One guy was going back to PS 10, where the Aramco Airline runway was. Less than an hour to go to the flight - 100+ kms. Along the desert haul road. Wouldn't let the guy drive his own car - needed to do it quick. Nissan Patrol - old style - very boxy.

Noticed while we were driving that the windscreen glass is not securely fitted, 'cos sometimes there was at least half an inch of air between the edge of glass and the frame.

Made it with time to spare. The guy refused to speak to me anymore.

I'm surprised you made it at all, in a pissin nissan.

notice the ladies of bedlam haven't been around for a while !

wouldn't have anything to do with the taboo subject of the female species and their relationships with cars, would it ?

Mee thinks you might be right. Someone mentioned the words 'reverse parking' and the women bolted from the room

Yes Sir, ur spot on, I am definately a cruiser man but not one of those cruisers with all the fancy bullshit on them, give me a Landcruiser 79 series with one of them V8 Turbo diesels in it.....ohhh & get out of my way <deleted>.

In Saudi, working on the East-West pipeline (goes from Abqaiq to Yanbu) and I was visiting pump-station 11. Got a call that I was needed back in Dhahran. One guy was going back to PS 10, where the Aramco Airline runway was. Less than an hour to go to the flight - 100+ kms. Along the desert haul road. Wouldn't let the guy drive his own car - needed to do it quick. Nissan Patrol - old style - very boxy.

Noticed while we were driving that the windscreen glass is not securely fitted, 'cos sometimes there was at least half an inch of air between the edge of glass and the frame.

Made it with time to spare. The guy refused to speak to me anymore.

I'm surprised you made it at all, in a pissin nissan.

Nothing wrong with the old Nissan Patrol. It was easy to service (had to be) and could be repaired in any Bedou camp in the Saudi deserts.

In Iran I had a Citroen Dyane. Again, could drive into any village, way out in the sticks, and stop at any garage. The fat owner would come out, look at the car, shout and half-a-dozen twelve-year-olds, smothered in old oil, would come out, strip it, reassembele it and I'd be on me way. Simple is best. (I should know )

notice the ladies of bedlam haven't been around for a while !

wouldn't have anything to do with the taboo subject of the female species and their relationships with cars, would it ?

Mee thinks you might be right. Someone mentioned the words 'reverse parking' and the women bolted from the room

saddo stereotypes are soooo lame

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1461521/Its-official-women-are-the-safest-drivers.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16698153/

All i can say -

We have put up with you men for a long time.

My parents were married for 56 years. And i am sure it was not all yippidipiddipy doo the whole time.

But there must have been something there....

Obviously, to have given birth to the most beautiful children - My sister, brother and me.

And we can all reverse park,.

And we can all reverse park,.

Bet it was your dad who taught you to do that.

All i can say -

And we can all reverse park,.

But can you launch a boat?

Yes. I can and have numerous times. Too numerous to count. Next

And we can all reverse park,.

yeah yeah, sure :cheesy:

happy birthday ........ I see nothing has impaired your impairment

notice the ladies of bedlam haven't been around for a while !

wouldn't have anything to do with the taboo subject of the female species and their relationships with cars, would it ?

Mee thinks you might be right. Someone mentioned the words 'reverse parking' and the women bolted from the room

saddo stereotypes are soooo lame

I have the evidence

You were saying sbk?

ps: Make sure you check out the effort at 1:55 - fekking amazing

I didn't want to look stupid in the wimin's thread so I thought I'd ask you here. ND, what is a "tongie"?

Some sort of antopedian fast forward and then back movement.

They seem to like that.

Antopedian? Is that the girlie spelling for antipodean? From what I've read, in ND's case, you'd be bang on.

Regards.

Edit: 'And a "tongie" is how Antopedians contract STD from sheep.

Antopedian? Is that the girlie spelling for antipodean? From what I've read, in ND's case, you'd be bang on.

Regards.

Edit: 'And a "tongie" is how Antopedians contract STD from sheep.

not that theres anything wrong with that teletiger

I didn't want to look stupid in the wimin's thread so I thought I'd ask you here. ND, what is a "tongie"?

So you would rather look silly around the lads, fair enuf.

A tongie is apparently the act of putting ones tongue into another persons crevice mouth.

I didn't want to look stupid in the wimin's thread so I thought I'd ask you here. ND, what is a "tongie"?

So you would rather look silly around the lads, fair enuf.

A tongie is apparently the act of putting ones tongue into another persons crevice mouth.

Yeah, but the previous post was about sick cats, vets, stilettos and flip flops, so I thought it must mean something else in strine or it was an "in" joke between you and Patsycat. It seemed a bit of a big jump until she mentioned washing her hair. As to looking stupid, I'd rather look stupid with the lads, who, it may be said, have a habit of lookin stupid and saying stupid stuff in front of the ladies. Its in our DNA, probably in the third helix somewhere and goes under the name of the daft <deleted> gene.