I used to drive a Renault Clitoris 1.8L Turbo, but not a red one.

These guys have blue ones.

I've seen them in Kenya.

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Thanks for keeping stuff on track b-bear, whilst im away.........im expecting harky to start posting manpics soon .

Sorry, I've been busy sailing accross the ditch & doing other stuff.

Ive been throwing the odd line in for Ian, but let me tell you everyone seems to be catching decent stuff except for me

cyas round

It lives!

Last time I was in Scotland I saw a pair.

BTW where has ND buggered off to. Not an enforced holiday, I hope.

Sorry big fella, I did a runner, been blasting around the Tasman Sea....I was going to drop into see harky but didnt make it that far .

ENFORCED HOLIDAY, Niver (okay, maybe just once or twice)

Anyway, tis bed time here, back chasing fish in the morning

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Thanks for keeping stuff on track b-bear, whilst im away.........im expecting harky to start posting manpics soon .

Sorry, I've been busy sailing accross the ditch & doing other stuff.

Ive been throwing the odd line in for Ian, but let me tell you everyone seems to be catching decent stuff except for me

cyas round

Posting man pics? Do you really think I like you that much to search the net for your pleasure?

Sailing across the ditch? Are you in the home of the future world cup? You'd better give me a pm.

It lives!

Hello u mad baaaastard.

OF COURSE IT LIVES, its NEVERDIE

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Thanks for keeping stuff on track b-bear, whilst im away.........im expecting harky to start posting manpics soon .

Sorry, I've been busy sailing accross the ditch & doing other stuff.

Ive been throwing the odd line in for Ian, but let me tell you everyone seems to be catching decent stuff except for me

cyas round

Posting man pics? Do you really think I like you that much to search the net for your pleasure?

Sailing across the ditch? Are you in the home of the future world cup? You'd better give me a pm.

Don't talk about man pics, Ian will ark up again.........don't talk about mens <deleted> either

As for this crew they were foolish enough to make me captain, clearly they forgot how I sail

I have to go, I have limited internet access - catch yas when my Australia visa runs out or the cops deport me OR BOTH

Last time I was in Scotland I saw a pair.

BTW where has ND buggered off to. Not an enforced holiday, I hope.

Sorry big fella, I did a runner, been blasting around the Tasman Sea....I was going to drop into see harky but didnt make it that far .

ENFORCED HOLIDAY, Niver (okay, maybe just once or twice)

Anyway, tis bed time here, back chasing fish in the morning

Ahhhh, I get it.....by "sailing across the ditch" and "blasting about the Tasman Sea", you meant, in typical Oz hyperbole, that you went fishing about a km off the Oz east coast.

Good onya.

Last time I was in Scotland I saw a pair.

BTW where has ND buggered off to. Not an enforced holiday, I hope.

Sorry big fella, I did a runner, been blasting around the Tasman Sea....I was going to drop into see harky but didnt make it that far .

ENFORCED HOLIDAY, Niver (okay, maybe just once or twice)

Anyway, tis bed time here, back chasing fish in the morning

Ahhhh, I get it.....by "sailing across the ditch" and "blasting about the Tasman Sea", you meant, in typical Oz hyperbole, that you went fishing about a km off the Oz east coast.

Good onya.

No, no, sorry, I was trying to be brief, last week and the week before I was sailing in the ' dutch ' as you kiwis call it and this weeks Ive been out fishing OR a better description is " Imitating a fisherman" .

Anyway, gotta run, take it easy, tell all the old sheilas i said hello.

I bin watchin' the WORLD ROWING champs from Lake Karapiro here in NZ.

I have brunged in me rowing m/c, and set it up in front of me telly.

(Watching Thai ladies 4s at the mo', nobody gunna beat them for 6th place)

I bin watchin' the WORLD ROWING champs from Lake Karapiro here in NZ.

I have brunged in me rowing m/c, and set it up in front of me telly.

(Watching Thai ladies 4s at the mo', nobody gunna beat them for 6th place)

All pulling together, were they?

I bin watchin' the WORLD ROWING champs from Lake Karapiro here in NZ.

I have brunged in me rowing m/c, and set it up in front of me telly.

(Watching Thai ladies 4s at the mo', nobody gunna beat them for 6th place)

All pulling together, were they?

They were LADIES, Humph.

Be nice now.

Stroking, possibly.....

There was a beautiful shot on Aussie TV of one of their girls catching a crab.

She nearly fell out of the boat.

Saw the incident, but I've never heard that term before.

Saw the incident, but I've never heard that term before.

Proper English, that is, mate.

Home of rowing. Well Cambridge is quite a centre for all sorts of activities to do with water. We even take the occasional shower.

(And this sort of thing happens so often, we needed a name for it )

This would be no worry for most guys in Bedlam......................

Whoever invented the 'laptop' probably didn't worry too much about male reproductive health.

Turns out, unsurprisingly, that sitting with a computer on your lap will crank up the temperature of your nether regions, which could affect sperm quality.

And there is little you can do about it, according to the authors of a study out today in the journal Fertility and Sterility, short of putting your laptop on a desk.

The researchers hooked thermometers to the scrotums of 29 young men who were balancing a laptop on their knees. They found that even with a lap pad under the computer, the men's scrotums overheated quickly.

"Millions and millions of men are using laptops now, especially those in the reproductive age range," said Dr. Yefim Sheynkin, a urologist at the State University of New York at Stony Brook, who led the new study.

"Within 10 or 15 minutes their scrotal temperature is already above what we consider safe, but they don't feel it," he added.

Nice on cold days, I know.

Overheated family jewels....... HE HE HE

I get on heat..... LOL

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http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/4321177/Is-your-laptop-cooking-your-testicles

Also depends what is on the laptop at the time ....

I've found that Starbucks coffee, when spilt on my trousers, also overheats my nether regions. So it must be a double no-no to use a laptop in Starbucks.

And years ago there was an outcry about jockey briefs for the same reason.

I am going to market a neuron-powered <deleted>-cooler. Anyone care to invest?

Wouldn't it be painful to hook a thermometer to your scrotum? Attaching one with adhesive tape doesn't sound much better unless you're one of those metro thingies who has a habit of shaving down there.

Wouldn't it be painful to hook a thermometer to your scrotum? Attaching one with adhesive tape doesn't sound much better unless you're one of those metro thingies who has a habit of shaving down there.

Take the temperature of a bucket of water. Dip your knackers in and record the difference........init.

They have sticky thingies now that record temps on tender spots.

Like the sticky thingies on a TENS Machine, if you know of them.

Would not wanna attach a TENS m/c to my scrotum....... ooooo.... yeoowwwwww.

Some may know of it.

FYI: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcutaneous_electrical_nerve_stimulation

Brilliant device, used one for most muscle or joint probs, brilliant for arthritic reief, and RSI....tennis elbow..

Mine is a Chinese copy, quarter Tens price.

Love tens device.

So, to be quite honest Pete, after your lovely wedding. Have you managed to consummate it yet?

You did tell us that you had some health probs.

So, to be quite honest Pete, after your lovely wedding. Have you managed to consummate it yet?

You did tell us that you had some health probs.

Way toooooooooooooooo much information Pats

So, to be quite honest Pete, after your lovely wedding. Have you managed to consummate it yet?

You did tell us that you had some health probs.

Not knowing the intimate details.......but I can say that the last time I saw the happy couple (in my dining room, having a cuppa), they both appeared to have put on a little weight (if they don't mind me saying)....a sure sign of contentment.

So, to be quite honest Pete, after your lovely wedding. Have you managed to consummate it yet?

You did tell us that you had some health probs.

Not knowing the intimate details.......but I can say that the last time I saw the happy couple (in my dining room, having a cuppa), they both appeared to have put on a little weight (if they don't mind me saying)....a sure sign of contentment.

Patsy, depends on how we consummated our marriage.

More ways than one.

Yeah, we are very happy, as naturally with two intelligent people would.

Harky, Aline NOT happy with your comment....... he he.

My weight is not changed, still too much....ha ha ha.

About time ya popped in for refreshments.

Wouldn't it be painful to hook a thermometer to your scrotum? Attaching one with adhesive tape doesn't sound much better unless you're one of those metro thingies who has a habit of shaving down there.

What, you don't shave?

ps: You all need to give yourself an uppercut (hard one) for letting SMB slide off the first page fekkers, bedlam fekkers

Never knew that shaving one's knackers was normal procedure. Did it once many years ago, and it was so itchy when the scrote hair started regrowing I swore I'd never do it again. It was driving me up the wall, it was. Those women who do similar on a regular basis must be either nuts or masochists.

Anyway, as I still have a full head of hair of the same color and thickness as when I was 20 years old, I have to keep the pubes to remind me that I am starting to get on a bit. They have turned white, you see.

In the words of suiging "Way toooooooooooooooo much information".

I think the thread sort of stalled after patsycat's question. I know I was gobsmacked when I read the post.

Welcome back.

Thankyou sir & thats a thankyou for the welcome back not the description of your pubic region.......you'll get Ian all fired up again over the gay issues again .

How is old Ian going anyway........I am ashamed to report my fishing efforts didnt result in anything decent being caught.