Did you bump into any pirates ND? Or were you the one doing the pirating?

Did you bump into any pirates ND? Or were you the one doing the pirating?

No mate, I gave the coastline of Somalia a real wide birth . In any such case, they will never take me alive......the misses reakons the pirates would pay someone else to take me away

The problem with pirates is all that choral singing...........it would drive me nuts.

(Ur a nut)

Stop Press: Moonrakers must be ill. He made a sensible post on another thread with absolutely no hint of sarcasm. Nor were any obscure references made which would require my running to the encyclopedia of modern society and culture as is so often the case with his posts. Exceedingly unusual and not even a full moon tonight.

Stop Press: Moonrakers must be ill. He made a sensible post on another thread with absolutely no hint of sarcasm. Nor were any obscure references made which would require my running to the encyclopedia of modern society and culture as is so often the case with his posts. Exceedingly unusual and not even a full moon tonight.

Did I? Where? How on earth was this allowed to happen?

That one about black magic. But then there were some exceedingly silly posts from others which made up for your lapse.

Why the bloody hell do I allow myself to get into arguments with creationists in the first place? I should know better by now.

Back to sarcasm and belligerence it is then

Why the bloody hell do I allow myself to get into arguments with creationists in the first place? I should know better by now.

Back to sarcasm and belligerence it is then

You came to the right thread for that sort of nonesense

Anyone one mention sarcasm ?

It would seem there is NO MORE smb.

surely we havent discussed everything.

blast, that didnt work

here

http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=5676

blast, that didnt work

here

http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=5676

Like it. And the comments below the article - 'cos I do know Jack Schitt.

Can't comment on your embedded videos, as I haven't been able to see any embedded video on TV for a couple of weeks now. I can post 'em, but then can't see them on my posts, either.

No probs with U-Toob and all those others, just TV.

^don't sweat it big guy, they were only HOOTER vids & no doubt a man of your calibre has no need to watch the videos when he's too busy with the real thing :jap:

And what is Humpy going to do with a sack of noses?

sack of noses?

When working in Singapore (Clarke Quay Renewal) there was a Hooters on Clarke Quay. Still is.

So that was lunch sorted, often evening meal as well.

Girls were mainly filipinas, as the Singaporean girls are too straight. (In many senses )

When working in Singapore (Clarke Quay Renewal) there was a Hooters on Clarke Quay. Still is.

So that was lunch sorted, often evening meal as well.

Girls were mainly filipinas, as the Singaporean girls are too straight. (In many senses )

Ah yes, the lovely filipinas... :) I came very close to marrying one.

Too bad so many of the male population are scamming crooks employed by the Philippine police. Four UK guys I knew there were murdered by Philippine nationals in the two years I spent visiting that country. The murderers were never arrested despite many people knowing who they were.

Hooter, you know, schnoz, schnez, snout, beak, olfactory organ, conk, neb, etc. Obviously, my attempts at humour went straight over your head. To be expected really.

Back to the subject at hand (I only wish), I think filipina hooters lack the prominence of their more western cousins'- both above and below the neck. Not being a picky person though, smaller hooters are fine by me. Shit, any hooters will do me, I'm easy to please.

dam_n, dam_n and dam_n again, if Ian didn't just prove me wrong and post the only pic of a well endowed (above the waist) filipina. Teach me right for taking too long to make a post.

^^ That looks like the guy from "The Crying Game"

with a couple of big differences.

^^ That looks like the guy from "The Crying Game"

Yarp.

Looks like a fella to me too.

But the creases in that hammock must be going somewhere!!!!

:lol:

Thanks for the laugh, guys. I can assure you that Polly was most definitely female. I just can't post THOSE photos. Her father was Castilian Spanish and her mother pure Filipina. She spoke fluent English like most filipinas and my head still gets a bit fuzzy when I look at my old pictures of her from 1999.

:lol:

Thanks for the laugh, guys. I can assure you that Polly was most definitely female. I just can't post THOSE photos.

Yeah, yeah, sure Ian......ohhh and on the second sentence, didn't ya know they can make those things too.....or so ive heard

^^ That looks like the guy from "The Crying Game"

But the creases in that hammock must be going somewhere!!!!

True, they were. But I ain't showing you where. You've got to use your own imagination.

The lady probably just has an itch is all........................................... ( or a garden bird is trapped in her undies )