The lady probably just has an itch is all...........................................

Considering the company she keeps, do you find that surprisiing. I mean that in the nicest possible way, Ian, NICEST!

The lady probably just has an itch is all........................................... ( or a garden bird is trapped in her undies )

What undies? She's from the Philippines, not Thailand.

1,000th post. To keep it secret I am posting notice thereof here and here alone.

1,000th post. To keep it secret I am posting notice thereof here and here alone.

Ooooooo You'll be given the code word and the secret handshake.. ( try and avoid the flagellation, no matter what SBK says, It's optional )

1,000th post. To keep it secret I am posting notice thereof here and here alone.

Looks like post 991 to me, but who am I to say this. I am sure you will reach 1,000 before this hits the board...

Congratulations!

1,000th post. To keep it secret I am posting notice thereof here and here alone.

Looks like post 991 to me, but who am I to say this. I am sure you will reach 1,000 before this hits the board...

Congratulations!

We have a Bedlam noob.

Hi Tom. I like cheese, sausages and peeling craft glue of my hands

This is a post that deserves consideration........

1,000th post. To keep it secret I am posting notice thereof here and here alone.

Looks like post 991 to me, but who am I to say this. I am sure you will reach 1,000 before this hits the board...

Congratulations!

We have a Bedlam noob.

Hi Tom. I like cheese, sausages and peeling craft glue of my hands

Hi Moonrakers,

Thanks (errm) for putting me in the limelight... You are right, this is my first posting here. Should I have stayed in the lurking shadows?

I like beer, don't know much about craft glue.

I simply refuse to believe that I am the only Bedlamiser that likes to peel dried PVA glue from their hands.

So many of you are in denial, I feel sorry for you guys. When you come out it's OK, I'll be here for you.

You'll also find many friends on google.

1,000th post. To keep it secret I am posting notice thereof here and here alone.

Looks like post 991 to me, but who am I to say this. I am sure you will reach 1,000 before this hits the board...

Congratulations!

But in my profile it clearly says 1,000. Actually 1,001 now. Its a conspiracy. Someone on TV is stealing posts, probably the kind of posts that could be brought back in the future to bite us in the arse. We've all made them and wished we hadn't. The TV secret society may one day try to blackmail us, demanding all kinds of sh*t from us in return for not reintroducing the posts. Woe is me.

I simply refuse to believe that I am the only Bedlamiser that likes to peel dried PVA glue from their hands.

So many of you are in denial, I feel sorry for you guys. When you come out it's OK, I'll be here for you.

You'll also find many friends on google.

I'm hard core. I'm into Super Glue.

1,000th post. To keep it secret I am posting notice thereof here and here alone.

Looks like post 991 to me, but who am I to say this. I am sure you will reach 1,000 before this hits the board...

Congratulations!

But in my profile it clearly says 1,000. Actually 1,001 now. Its a conspiracy. Someone on TV is stealing posts, probably the kind of posts that could be brought back in the future to bite us in the arse. We've all made them and wished we hadn't. The TV secret society may one day try to blackmail us, demanding all kinds of sh*t from us in return for not reintroducing the posts. Woe is me.

You're lucky, I lost 2,924 posts. I believe a few lost even more.

don't know much about craft glue.

It's what makes cheese slices stick together when you remove the plastic sheet.

And wot's 'is name's still on 992 posts on my screen.

Who cares? England are 181 for 7 (sorry Aussies - we score it differently) and I'm still not feeling good.

You're lucky, I lost 2,924 posts. I believe a few lost even more.

That is an interesting way to check for stats regarding 'deleted' posts...

Edit: Diff of 185 for me, and that includes a sub-forum that was removed...

1,000th post. To keep it secret I am posting notice thereof here and here alone.

Looks like post 991 to me, but who am I to say this. I am sure you will reach 1,000 before this hits the board...

Congratulations!

But in my profile it clearly says 1,000. Actually 1,001 now. Its a conspiracy. Someone on TV is stealing posts, probably the kind of posts that could be brought back in the future to bite us in the arse. We've all made them and wished we hadn't. The TV secret society may one day try to blackmail us, demanding all kinds of sh*t from us in return for not reintroducing the posts. Woe is me.

True, oh so true. There is no descrepancy between the number of posts shown below my avatar and the number of posts in my profile. Should that make me worry? Probably.

Remember, you are not paranoid if they really are after you. And we still don't know who really killed JFK. Better be careful.

This is my town a couple of days ago.

Who put all that cheese on the road?

Is it a swiss thing?

Who put all that cheese on the road?

Is it a swiss thing?

Of course it is. Where do you think Swiss cheese comes from, silly. The little holes are mouse tunnels.

1,000th post. To keep it secret I am posting notice thereof here and here alone.

Looks like post 991 to me, but who am I to say this. I am sure you will reach 1,000 before this hits the board...

Congratulations!

But in my profile it clearly says 1,000. Actually 1,001 now. Its a conspiracy. Someone on TV is stealing posts, probably the kind of posts that could be brought back in the future to bite us in the arse. We've all made them and wished we hadn't. The TV secret society may one day try to blackmail us, demanding all kinds of sh*t from us in return for not reintroducing the posts. Woe is me.

You've only got 7 or 8 posts missing, some people like me have hundreds . I think all the ones with the word <deleted> in them didnt count or something....errr hold on, perhaps it was the ones that didnt have <deleted> in them that werent counted errr, fekked if i know.

GazaP, dude, you should make sure your 1000 th post is here in SMB.

Geeze its taken a while, hasnt it , like pullin fekkin teeth :jap:

All this talk of posts, don't you people read the rules ?

My wife said to me " Watch your drinking "

I of course immediately replied " I'm not allowed to discuss issues of moderation "

And that is why I love TV....................

All this talk of posts, don't you people read the rules ?

My wife said to me " Watch your drinking "

I of course immediately replied " I'm not allowed to discuss issues of moderation "

And that is why I love TV....................

I'm not allowed to discuss issues of masturbation.

In this thread, we are not allowed to discuss anal sex with other men (are we eeeean?)

http://www.youtube.com/user/LiberationMusicAus#p/u/98/7ldUUw6WmW8

yyyyyy cant i attach irrelevants vids tonite

Can it possibly get any better than this

Can it possibly get any better than this

I was always fond of George Formby.

Meee 2, both of them.

I am sooooo glad I missed that era.

I am sooooo glad I missed that era.

What Aussie Crawl, james reyne? Dream on, you so did not.

Meee 2, both of them.

The funny thing about that is that at times your avatar is mouthing in sync with the song.