And all I caught was this. I can't eat it. I can't screw it so I just had to let it go. It didn't even fight very much.

Fellatio?

Fellatio?

Plays right wing for Inter Milan, that the guy?

No, you're thinking of the airline...

Fellatio?

dam_n!, I should ah thought of that! But I was dressed up in waders up to my arm pits.

Just out of curiosity what bait did you use?

I caught a particularly fine specimen off Patong Beach on a 1000B note once. And no need for waders there!

If she'd had fish fingers, there could have been a solution

Just out of curiosity what bait did you use?

I caught a particularly fine specimen off Patong Beach on a 1000B note once. And no need for waders there!

Now that you asked... A carefully placed...

Probably the best all round bait for the travelling fisherman who may not be fully aware of local feeding habits.

I've never had it refused yet and have fished in numerous countries.

Probably the best all round bait for the travelling fisherman who may not be fully aware of local feeding habits.

I've never had it refused yet and have fished in numerous countries.

Yah, but sometimes their snappers have worse teeth than these...

There are 2 things that smell like fish. One of them is fish.

Ian, I thought you might like this little tune by Bobby Bare. The answer to your dilemma lies in the song. Enjoy.

Well maybe it's here. I uploaded it but it might have gone cyber surfing.

Well fuc_k it! Let's try this.........

This version is a little more lively and no yellow singlet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXPzMXN3hAg&feature=relatedhttp://

Thanks for those, Bill. Very appropos to the topic... fish and women... my two vices.

Just out of curiosity what bait did you use?

I caught a particularly fine specimen off Patong Beach on a 1000B note once. And no need for waders there!

Off Patong Beach? Scea, they mostly have their claspers still attached there.

Clasp away I said clasp away...