What a woos. I remember your "Hole in my leg" thread, and I think you should have titled it, "Tiny microscopic little hint of a dimple in my leg". I know because you posted a photo.

I know it was a small hole, about the size of a 2 baht coin (or one fekking baht, Im always getting those two bloody coins mixed up) .

Anyway, that little hole actually took two coursed of anti-biodics to clear it up and weeks at that & its left an ugly scar on my beautiful legs.

That hand is nowhere that serious but more painful and its really playin havoc > typing and riding my bike. I use to have a high threshold for pain but I think thats changin dealin with certain pains in the neck all the time .

Stop being a pussy and get down the hospital... you need to get your hand x-rayed to make sure you have not broken anything...

^Nope, they can't do anything for broken fingers & i might not of mentioned before but i really hate doctors and hospitals. I like the nurses butt (pardon the pun).

Mate bones heal, ligaments do not, unless you get them seen to

See the bloody doctor....................

I dont have any ligaments in my hand you tool, everybody knows that

Your hand is full of the wee buggers. Stop sodding about and go and get them seen to

Maybe one of these will help those trips downstairs,.

Yep

He could sit on it and slide down

^Nope, they can't do anything for broken fingers & i might not of mentioned before but i really hate doctors and hospitals. I like the nurses butt (pardon the pun).

Trust me, they can... they will reset it and then put a splint on it... many moons ago i broke a finger and they did that in the hospital...

Until you go to the docs..and post proof (photographic documentation etc)..you shall from now on be known as gonadless. Neverdie has no gonads.

Until you go to the docs..and post proof (photographic documentation etc)..you shall from now on be known as gonadless. Neverdie has no gonads.

Gonads as well. That was some fall.....................

Until you go to the docs..and post proof (photographic documentation etc)..you shall from now on be known as gonadless. Neverdie has no gonads.

Now you have done it Eek. We definitely do not need photos of neverdie's gonads.

I bust the bone in the outside of my hand, the one between the wrist and the pinky, a number of years ago. Strapped my hand up and gave me medicine to take for the swelling and pain. That's all. Funnily enough, broke it coming down the stairs at home too. Clumsy buggers aren't we. Another time I broke one of my little toes, I heard it snap and it ended up sticking out at right angles to my foot. X-Rayed, pulled back into place and splinted, plus meds. Looked a really pratt coming into work the next day.

I was so accident prone, that as a kid they knew my name in the emergency department. Get on down there to the hospital. The worst they can do is call you a daft bugg*r and send you home.

Until you go to the docs..and post proof (photographic documentation etc)..you shall from now on be known as gonadless. Neverdie has no gonads.

Now you have done it Eek. We definitely do not need photos of neverdie's gonads.

I think you'll find on another thread he has already secretly posted a picture of them. dam_n things still swollen from the terrible tumble.

Should get yerself one of those stair lifts. They're good for moving cases of beer upstairs, saves putting the wife's back out. You can also sit on the things if you really want a thrill.

Should get yerself one of those stair lifts. They're good for moving cases of beer upstairs, saves putting the wife's back out. You can also sit on the things if you really want a thrill.

Hope you mean the lifts. Sit on the wife and she'd kick your head in....................

How do you know? ND's wife might enjoy being sat on.

I bust the bone in the outside of my hand, the one between the wrist and the pinky, a number of years ago. Strapped my hand up and gave me medicine to take for the swelling and pain. That's all. Funnily enough, broke it coming down the stairs at home too. Clumsy buggers aren't we. Another time I broke one of my little toes, I heard it snap and it ended up sticking out at right angles to my foot. X-Rayed, pulled back into place and splinted, plus meds. Looked a really pratt coming into work the next day.

I was so accident prone, that as a kid they knew my name in the emergency department. Get on down there to the hospital. The worst they can do is call you a daft bugg*r and send you home.

Hey BROTHER, we are two of a kind. Ive done the stair trick a couple of times, I'm not sure what my odds of falling around, Ive climbed a few stairs in my day. Strangely enough I broke my should in Phuket some years back falling down a set of stairs. Ive told the story before here at Thai Visa & so I wont go into it again, but no I wasnt pissssed but was spared a head injury because I was wearing my motorcycle helmet .

Ive really got to get a grip on this stair shitttt.

Hands on the improve today, swelling less, pain less, but it tends to be in the morning, my guiess is that it is a sprain & indeed I am a pussy.

aorry eek, i wont give in to your secret sexual desire to see a picture of my gonads online. Dirty gurl. :jap:

aorry eek, i wont give in to your secret sexual desire to see a picture of my gonads online. Dirty gurl. :jap:

:lol:What a lot of hot air,stick your finger back up your arse.that should straighten it up

^Thats enuf from you yung SBC.

Seriously,get two pieces of bamboo,use as a splint and strap it up,gotta straighten it out.Dont go to a hospital,they will want to give you a chest x-ray,numerous blood tests and tell you,yo need a liver transplant,and charge you 60,000baht.

Seriously,get two pieces of bamboo,use as a splint and strap it up,gotta straighten it out.Dont go to a hospital,they will want to give you a chest x-ray,numerous blood tests and tell you,yo need a liver transplant,and charge you 60,000baht.

You forgot the injection & a plastic bag full of various quantities and coloured pills, possibly 654 different ones that need to be consumed at 16 different times of the day. Fekk that, if the finger doesnt heal in a weeks time, off it comes! :jap:

Remember you landed on your head as well

Remember you landed on your head as well

Safest place

Remember you landed on your head as well

Safest place

That is what my parents told me when I fell down the basement stairs. I still have a flat spot on my head from that incident.

I haven't used that term for years, it was quite common in the 60s then seemed to lose popularity.

Shaking hands with the wife's best friend was another you rarely hear now.

Mate,considering the longevity rates of most marriages i think the saying has changed to "shaking hands with the unemployed"

BUT, Considering poor old ND's condition:

We should ask what hand the affliction is on??..seeing how you have posted occcasionally of your daily use of the "wally lewis" handshake on little ND:whistling:

Look on the bright side.. maybe a good time for dishing out long service leave to missus Palmer...after all the years of hard labour and years of abuse, overworking of the wrists,ect,

Im sure this sort of hands off approach will be gladly appreciated and then said hand will serve you better in the future..

And If not, you could always do as i do and change hands

I rememeber a school friend who was tonning down a hill on his new push bike and smashed into a tree at the side of the road (it would be wouldn't it) resulting in splitting his head open and blood pouring down his face. He pushed his bike home and went into his house to cry and get his mum to clean him up. She took one look at him and rushed out to check on his bike.

Remember you landed on your head as well

Safest place

That is what my parents told me when I fell down the basement stairs. I still have a flat spot on my head from that incident.

HEY..i thought you told us that was the solar panel for sex machineB)

Im sure this sort of hands off approach will be gladly appreciated and then said hand will serve you better in the future..

And If not, you could always do as i do and change hands

I suppose we could recommend the No Hands Bar.

You might be lucky and get gangrene and it'll just fall off all on it's own.

yep, that's our patsy, always looking on the bright side of life