That's fing awesome!!!

^ as above!

Yeah, what they said with a to boot.

Still can't figure out how the ping pong ball didn't work................

Take one big hydraulic grip, squeeze the f'ing pipe and thus reduce the flow so that a cap can be sealed to the top.

Very simple, even at xxx fathoms deep.

Don't know why BP went so big into the American market anyway. To have a presence there, yes. But to buy ARC (Atlantic Richfield) was not clever. May get far bigger profits, but the risks and penalties are even bigger, percentage-wise.

Quite believeable of middle and upper management.

They have no real idea of how things work, let alone how to fix, if sumfin goexs awry.