Dunno, he was castrated before he could try it on with any girl.

He is a bit of a momma's boy though - doesn't like men. At the moment fast asleep in my spot on the couch. And his shaved bit is rather more rectangle than triangle. Gotta take him back friday for a check up and then keep him closed in for another few days till they take the stiches out.

Still got his loud purr though!!! And sharp claws.

His head looks super-imposed.

I think that's not really neverdie.............................Well maybe.

His head is not superimposed, that is my hair and my pink t shirt and my arm. I think it was Maestro who cleared up the photo for me.

Any way, back to the crying thing.

I agree - Wasabi, Colman's mustard, Branston Chili Sauce etc.

And as it is 2 pm - the Bloody Mary I have just concocted... Went a bit ott with tabasco.

Sad films, sad songs, sad books, sad documentaries on the TV.

People winning silly competitions.

You name it, I will cry.

I cried once at junior school whenever they played watership down.

In fact, I remember that all it took afterwards was for somebody to start singing "Bright eyes" and I was set off again.

Noooooooooooooo Which ever one of you is about to do it.........DONT POST IT>

Just to jog your memories (this might be just a Brit thing, not sure)

Noooooooooooooo Which ever one of you is about to do it.........DONT POST IT>

You've read the book, heard the song, seen the film.............now try the pie !!!!

I actually used to have a rabbit named bright eyes.

My Nan also once had a tortoise which we named woodbine. The reason being was that it would make a good ashtray when it died.

Forward thinking woman your Nan................

Patsys kitty is a cutey.

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My nan was forward thinking. She always told me to wear clean underwear incase i got ran over.

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Im off topic.

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If i dont get some chocolate soon, i think i will cry.

'My nan was forward thinking. She always told me to wear clean underwear incase i got ran over.'

a frantic emergency room doctor: 'she's lost a lot of blood! set up a million units straight away!...'

a calm but observant hospital orderly: 'but look, she's got skid marks on her undies...'

I was told the clean undies thingy. Which i have stuck to for all my 34 years. LOL

But in the end - who gives a poo if you are wearing clean undies when you get run over or whatever.

Oh dear, just noticed my Marks and Sparks sexy black ones are on inside out today.

Hope i dont get run over

Patsy, someone once told me that if you were to get run over, chances are your bladder/bowls will let loose in any case. So your clean undies arent going to matter.

HOWEVER, i always wear clean underwear!! I guess grannies just tell us that stuff because we are more likely as kiddies to wear clean underwear if we think people of importance/authority could catch us out.

Patsy, someone once told me that if you were to get run over, chances are your bladder/bowls will let loose in any case. So your clean undies arent going to matter.

HOWEVER, i always wear clean underwear!! I guess grannies just tell us that stuff because we are more likely as kiddies to wear clean underwear if we think people of importance/authority could catch us out.

This is quite true. So from now on i will instruct my kids only to go out wearing rubber undies, three times too big for them ( big enough to catch all the ....well you know ).

That way if and when they get run over, all will be well.

Dunno about clean undies, in winter we would get sewn into our red flannel around mid-October, cast 'em off in May.

But there was a back-flap for necessary bodily functions, and a fold-over in front.

(But it was better to keep it all inside, 'coe it was nice and warm)

Used to have to have a bathe after taking off the red flannel, but the canal was justy as muddy as we were. Still, a handful of woodash from the fire soon scraped off the top few layers.

I used to know a hermit that lived in a huge hollow cedar on the bank of a fairly remote river. His body hair grew right THROUGH his woolen long johns. If he washed at all it was over top his long underwear.

I used to know a hermit that lived in a huge hollow cedar on the bank of a fairly remote river. His body hair grew right THROUGH his woolen long johns. If he washed at all it was over top his long underwear.

Was he really a bear?

Sounds like he had the makings.

Must have got rid of the LJ's before he made all those records.........

I was told the clean undies thingy. Which i have stuck to for all my 34 years. LOL

But in the end - who gives a poo if you are wearing clean undies when you get run over or whatever.

Oh dear, just noticed my Marks and Sparks sexy black ones are on inside out today.

Hope i dont get run over

Transposed those two digits by any chance Patsy?

Sexy black knickers..... hmmmm,......(with emphasis on the mmmmmmmmm )

I was told the clean undies thingy. Which i have stuck to for all my 34 years. LOL

But in the end - who gives a poo if you are wearing clean undies when you get run over or whatever.

Oh dear, just noticed my Marks and Sparks sexy black ones are on inside out today.

Hope i dont get run over

Transposed those two digits by any chance Patsy?

Sexy black knickers..... hmmmm,......(with emphasis on the mmmmmmmmm )

That's the age of the undies.

That's the age of the undies.

Ah, the new age of the undies... Yah gotta love global warming.