I did say, not sleazy, right??

I like the funny cute ones myself, preferring to ignore the stupidos who can't be bothered to be a little creative.

So guys, whats your funny, cute and creatively non cheesy non sleazy pick up lines? I'd be interested to hear what you have come up with.

yes, yes I did.

The pancake one is cute tho. but no, it wouldn't have worked.

The ladies are back on top.

About the rubber dolls, do they do a male version?

All right love, do you like chicken?

Well suck my (perhaps I should stop there?)

The ladies are back on top.

About the rubber dolls, do they do a male version?

Patsiekat,

WRONG AGAIN.

Sbk,

I don't use pick up lines hun, but everywhere I go sheilas keep using them on me. I play hard to get

We are too

no ur not

ps: grow up pc

Who parked the Lotus Ian? Your wife?

Regards.

You should know by now that if you have an expensive car you NEVER park it between the lines. That allows other vehicles to get too close and scratch your paint when they open their doors, or back into you..

The ladies are back on top.

About the rubber dolls, do they do a male version?

Do ladies LIKE being on top? I thought they did.

Now, I have to say, I found this interesting

Study suggests 'hookups' can turn into meaningful relationships

Relationships that start with a spark and not much else aren’t necessarily doomed from the get-go, new University of Iowa research suggests.

In an analysis of relationship surveys, UI sociologist Anthony Paik found that average relationship quality was higher for individuals who waited until things were serious to have sex compared to those who became sexually involved in "hookups," "friends with benefits," or casual dating relationships.

But having sex early on wasn't to blame for the disparity. When Paik factored out people who weren't interested in getting serious, he found no real difference in relationship quality. That is, couples who became sexually involved as friends or acquaintances and were open to a serious relationship ended up just as happy as those who dated and waited.

"We didn't see much evidence that relationships were lower quality because they started off as hookups," said Paik, an assistant professor in the UI College of Liberal Arts and Sciences. "The study suggests that rewarding relationships are possible for those who delay sex. But it's also possible for true love to emerge if things start off with a more 'Sex and the City' approach, when people spot each other across the room, become sexually involved and then build a relationship."

Published this month in the journal Social Science Research, the study analyzed surveys of 642 heterosexual adults in the Chicago area. Relationship quality was measured by asking about the extent to which each person loved their partner, the relationship's future, level of satisfaction with intimacy, and how their lives would be different if the relationship ended. The survey also asked when participants became sexually involved with their partners.

So if not the context of sexual involvement, what is behind the lower quality scores for relationships initiated as hookups? Paik points to selection: Certain people are prone to finding relationships unrewarding, and those individuals are more likely to form hookups.

"The question is whether it's the type of relationship that causes lower quality or whether it's the people," he said. "The finding is that it's something about the people."

People with higher numbers of past sexual partners were more likely to form hookups, and to report lower relationship quality. Through the acquisition of partners, Paik said, they begin to favor short-term relationships and find the long-term ones less rewarding.

It's also likely that people who are predisposed to short-term relationships are screened out of serious ones because they don't invest the time and energy to develop long-term ties, Paik said.

http://news-releases.uiowa.edu/2010/august/081910paik_relationships.html

The ladies are back on top.

About the rubber dolls, do they do a male version?

Do ladies LIKE being on top? I thought they did.

Might be the case for you Ian, I mean perhaps an old man in his 70ies can't move fast enough ontop, so he's relegated to the bottom.

Let me tell you, its a completely different story to when ole machine gun neverdie is in control

Who parked the Lotus Ian? Your wife?

Regards.

You should know by now that if you have an expensive car you NEVER park it between the lines. That allows other vehicles to get too close and scratch your paint when they open their doors, or back into you..

But....but.....if you didn't have to pay all those "improper parking" tickets......you could afford a Ferrari.

Regards.

Patsy, before you FIRE UP here in the ladies thread ........ it was a joke here too

Watched Point Break with Keanu Reeves last night, dam_n he was a good looking young man, still looks good at 46 too IMO but he sure was purdy in his younger days. Keanu in surf wear, delish

I like the funny cute ones myself, preferring to ignore the stupidos who can't be bothered to be a little creative.

So guys, whats your funny, cute and creatively non cheesy non sleazy pick up lines? I'd be interested to hear what you have come up with.

Not all pick up lines need to be verbal, SBK. I just give the gal a slightly salted lollipop with my number imprinted on the cellophane wrapper. After that it's just a waiting game.

Watched Point Break with Keanu Reeves last night, dam_n he was a good looking young man, still looks good at 46 too IMO but he sure was purdy in his younger days. Keanu in surf wear, delish

Poor Keanu, eating a cupcake all alone on his birthday. I'd share the cupcake with him

I like the funny cute ones myself, preferring to ignore the stupidos who can't be bothered to be a little creative.

So guys, whats your funny, cute and creatively non cheesy non sleazy pick up lines? I'd be interested to hear what you have come up with.

Not all pick up lines need to be verbal, SBK. I just give the gal a slightly salted lollipop with my number imprinted on the cellophane wrapper. After that it's just a waiting game.

^ you know..that clip has too many truths. ..and then guys wonder why girls end up with an attitude. Be polite and you get pestered, ignore and you get accused of being a stuck up bitch. But either way of course its always the womans fault!

^I'm just dirty that he seems to have moulded his pick up lines and efforts on mine

^ you know..that clip has too many truths. ..and then guys wonder why girls end up with an attitude. Be polite and you get pestered, ignore and you get accused of being a stuck up bitch. But either way of course its always the womans fault!

Yup. Its why I posted it. funny but sadly true.

^ you know..that clip has too many truths. ..and then guys wonder why girls end up with an attitude. Be polite and you get pestered, ignore and you get accused of being a stuck up bitch. But either way of course its always the womans fault!

Yup. Its why I posted it. funny but sadly true.

If the guy was a Keanu type the skit would have ended much differently.

Poor Keanu, eating a cupcake all alone on his birthday. I'd share the cupcake with him

nah, a good looking, rich prick is still a prick

I can't blame women. As the old saying goes, a man comes out from a woman's pussy and spends the rest of his life trying to get back in. It must be a bitch to deal with for ya all.

A little boy and a little girl were once playing together. And it happened that their natural curiosity lead them to explore their little bodies and compare. The little boy, finger pointed to his wee little wiener, exclaimed in amazement, "Oi, you don't have one of these!" The little girl promptly quipped, "My mommy told me that with one of these I can have as many of those as I want."

Ain't it the truth?

True story:

I was no older than 5 or 6, playing with a neighborhood girl the same age as me. We were behind a garage when my playmate suddenly dropped her drawers to show me her little, er, you know. Just then another male playmate of ours happened by. He, too, was eager to see what she was showing me. Not wanting him to see she began running around the garage bottomless with the other boy in pursuit, shouting over and over to him, "No, I'll only show it to <my name>."

Not sure when I had lost that magical hold over women in later years.

nah, a good looking, rich prick is still a prick

What about these pricks boo, I mean where does a prick without a prick stand?

http://vodpod.com/watch/891204-howard-stern-small-penis-contest

PS: Please don't get too excited now

as soon as I saw the howard stern link loading, I closed it. (yes, my internet is slow).

sorry nd, anything that guy does is crass and disgusting and not worth my limited bandwidth

Watched Point Break with Keanu Reeves last night, dam_n he was a good looking young man, still looks good at 46 too IMO but he sure was purdy in his younger days. Keanu in surf wear, delish

Strange that, Point Break was on TV here too a few weeks ago. Yup, our man Keanu is still looking good!!!

In the film Patrick Swayze was a bit of alright too!!

I looked at the Howard Stern clip,

IT WAS HILARIOUS!!

Made my day!!! So, the myth has gone out the window - you are now all hung like peanuts!!

When i first started watching it, i didn't realise that the guys willy was even smaller than his balls....

as soon as I saw the howard stern link loading, I closed it. (yes, my internet is slow).

sorry nd, anything that guy does is crass and disgusting and not worth my limited bandwidth

I don't like Mr Stern either, but you have to watch that clip.

Cringe laughs, ashamed of myself.

as soon as I saw the howard stern link loading, I closed it. (yes, my internet is slow).

sorry nd, anything that guy does is crass and disgusting and not worth my limited bandwidth

I don't like Mr Stern either, but you have to watch that clip.

Cringe laughs, ashamed of myself.

Do you laugh at cripples too?

Anyway.

I recognize this guy-- funny how if your nice they don't go away and if you aren't nice they call you a bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILbS7K2iF70