Goose Torched Near Phuket Pizza Joint

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Goose torched near Phuket pizza joint

The man is an avid fisherman whose nightly catch included a fowl surprise.

PHUKET: -- Diners at the popular P Pizza House restaurant in the Samkong area of Phuket Town got a fright recently when a man in an adjacent lot fired up a blowtorch and began searing the flesh of what appeared to be a strange new creature with enormous front claws.

Closer inspection revealed that the animal was in fact a goose the man had caught and killed, then suspended upside down with wire.

The surprised diners had initially confused its rump and anus for a one-eyed head and its thin neck for a tail. Its webbed feet, curled up under the effect of rigor mortis, were mistaken as claws.

P Pizza serves tasty Italian and Thai cuisine – but goose is not on the menu.

-- Phuket Gazette 2010-08-18

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[Jimi007]

A one eyed head!