I predict that 2011 will see the world overrun by Amoebas that will infiltrate our bodies and turn us into weird doppelganger plant-like versions of ourselves. Enjoy the last of 2010 whilst you can.

Already happened to me last year.............

And me...

there will be a millions euro rollover, it will get to 210,000,000 Pounds sterling, boater will of course be in the uk and the time and .... wait for it .... will win !!!! , well thats what the 4,000 THB fortune teller told me , and the sod wants 20% cut as well !

I see lots of water & the back end of Thailand

ps: good riddance to 2010

pss: there is still no santa

There certainly is a Santa - he brought me a Chocolate Orange.

I expect more of my good friends will die. I lost three of my best ones last year.

The world manipulators will continue doing what they do best... screw up the lives of everyone else.

And, a few of us creepy old fcukers who already took care of business and refuse to die like the youngns want us to, will just keep chugging along with a big smirk on our faces.

As long as there's a smirk still on my face when I do drop off the perch Ian.

As long as there's a smirk still on my face when I do drop off the perch Ian.

I wouldn't mind a few decent fish too Scea, if your giving them away.

All we have around here are ugly, overcooked, muddy tasting catfish.

There certainly is a Santa - he brought me a Chocolate Orange.

I hope you ran your tongue along that chocolate orange

Chocolate orange ???

I told the stupid old fart to get hold of Clockwork Orange!

He never does nuffink right - time to replace him with a Chinese robot.

Chocolate orange ???

I told the stupid old fart to get hold of Clockwork Orange!

He never does nuffink right - time to replace him with a Chinese robot.

GOOD idea that beebear. I heard the Chinese have a robot that you can have sex with. Perhaps you could PM forbsy, i heard he has already tested a couple of units

Chocolate orange ???

I told the stupid old fart to get hold of Clockwork Orange!

He never does nuffink right - time to replace him with a Chinese robot.

GOOD idea that beebear. I heard the Chinese have a robot that you can have sex with. Perhaps you could PM forbsy, i heard he has already tested a couple of units

He wasn't happy.

He askedfor a couple that looked like bears and the Chinese sent him pandas.

Personally I object to abuse of bears as well, even by Formby (sorry - forbsy)

Chocolate orange ???

I told the stupid old fart to get hold of Clockwork Orange!

He never does nuffink right - time to replace him with a Chinese robot.

GOOD idea that beebear. I heard the Chinese have a robot that you can have sex with. Perhaps you could PM forbsy, i heard he has already tested a couple of units

He wasn't happy.

He askedfor a couple that looked like bears and the Chinese sent him pandas.

Personally I object to abuse of bears as well, even by Formby (sorry - forbsy)

Perhaps it would be appropriate for the forbsmeister to post a couple of bear pics. Ian?

There certainly is a Santa - he brought me a Chocolate Orange.

isn't it Dawn French who delivers Chocolate Oranges?

Nope, Father Claus.

And I haven't opened it yet. It is sitting on the top of my fridge.

And probably will do for quite some time. I don't like chocolate (sorry MIG).

But i did buy some lethal wasabi crisps the other day.... Like eating spoonfuls of Colman's mustard.

GOOD idea that beebear. I heard the Chinese have a robot that you can have sex with. Perhaps you could PM forbsy, i heard he has already tested a couple of units

The best ones are produced in Japan. For some strange reason they prefer the blonde ones. They make good company for driving in the HOV lanes restricted to vehicles with more than one passenger. Just don't get pulled over by the police while driving in an HOV lane.

I feel a bit sick...

In any sad thing that happens - all you have to do is the hussle...

Sorry, Hustle

It is weird knowing that most of these guys are killers, who would take five dollars to slit my throat.

Bit they do a good Michael...

It is weird knowing that most of these guys are killers, who would take five dollars to slit my throat.

Bit they do a good Michael...

They wouldn't slit YOUR throat, Patsy... just the other guy's throat who wants to boogie with you.

There certainly is a Santa - he brought me a Chocolate Orange.

isn't it Dawn French who delivers Chocolate Oranges?

No...she may start out with the intent to deliver them, but the choccies never reach their destination.

I predict that various parts of my body will either drop off or stop working altogether. It's becoming very annoying. There's not much left that works properly any more

You'll just out live them endure... particularly one part.

Not that I'm speaking from experience of course.

GOOD idea that beebear. I heard the Chinese have a robot that you can have sex with. Perhaps you could PM forbsy, i heard he has already tested a couple of units

The best ones are produced in Japan. For some strange reason they prefer the blonde ones. They make good company for driving in the HOV lanes restricted to vehicles with more than one passenger. Just don't get pulled over by the police while driving in an HOV lane.

Please use The Doll forum for your discussion.

GOOD idea that beebear. I heard the Chinese have a robot that you can have sex with. Perhaps you could PM forbsy, i heard he has already tested a couple of units

The best ones are produced in Japan. For some strange reason they prefer the blonde ones. They make good company for driving in the HOV lanes restricted to vehicles with more than one passenger. Just don't get pulled over by the police while driving in an HOV lane.

Please use The Doll forum for your discussion.

Are you kidding!!!!! I'm not going to click on the link, but seriously, is there a forum?????

......And how did you know about it???????

Are you kidding!!!!! I'm not going to click on the link, but seriously, is there a forum?????

Click the link.

Click the link.

Click the link.

Click the link.

No!!!!