I'm going to need to go and have a good lie down with a cup of tea and an asprin to try to cope with that news.

A confession:

I am as big a prick in real life as I am on anonymouse forums.

Sometimes, I'm a big enough prick to point out spelling mistakes.

Sqweek, sqweek

A confession:

I am as big a prick in real life as I am on anonymouse forums.

Sometimes, I'm a big enough prick to point out spelling mistakes.

Sometimes, like late evening on Australia Day, I make posts I barely remember and wish I couldn't.

Got my year end bonus,used 30% of it to buy 1000 ounces of Gold at 1310 USD per Ounce.

I feel sorry for those that where buying at 1400 Plus.

Got my year end bonus,used 30% of it to buy 1000 ounces of Gold at 1310 USD per Ounce.

I feel sorry for those that where buying at 1400 Plus.

That's not a confession, that's a terrible brag: $4,000,000 yearly bonus? On top of salary!

Got any daughters of mariable age?

Don't worry about the daughters Alex, just adopt me.

Got my year end bonus,used 30% of it to buy 1000 ounces of Gold at 1310 USD per Ounce.

I feel sorry for those that where buying at 1400 Plus.

That's not a confession, that's a terrible brag: $4,000,000 yearly bonus? On top of salary!

Got any daughters of mariable age?

You only have to put a deposit on such transactions, pay the rest after xx months/years.

As gold is on a slide just now the selling price may be considerably less than the balance needed to secure the deal, so the guy could lose the rest of his year-end bonus - plus, plus.

A confession:

I am as big a prick in real life as I am on anonymouse forums.

I don't believe that. I remember seeing your photo a few years ago and you had nice, crinkly eyes!! Which showed you were nice and laughy.

Oh dear, my gullibility has reared its nasty head again!!!

Maybe Bags should get an alcolock fitted to his Commodore (and I don't mean Holden).

i confess at this moment in time, in wanting to place both my hands around the MILs neck and strangling her.

no joke today, getting right on my tits !

I don't use toilet paper.

You lot that live in SE Asia drone on and on about the bum thingy.

In Europe, we have the bidet. Which is, in my mind, about the same thing. Perhaps more hygenic. You do your business and then squirt yourself from the bidet..... and it all goes down. But most people use their bidet to keep plants in.

when we sold our home in Florida i told curious potential buyers "our nicaraguan maid washes the vegetables in them".

I don't use toilet paper.

You lot that live in SE Asia drone on and on about the bum thingy.

In Europe, we have the bidet. Which is, in my mind, about the same thing. Perhaps more hygenic. You do your business and then squirt yourself from the bidet..... and it all goes down. But most people use their bidet to keep plants in.

when we sold our home in Florida i told curious potential buyers "our nicaraguan maid washes the vegetables in them".

My daughter gives her dolls a bath in ours......whether it's their birthdays or not

I like Asian girls.

Awww.... jeez.... rush to the thread... oboyoboy... Blinky Bill's gonna confess... Blinky Bill's gonna confess...

Cmon Blinky, you can do better than that!!!!

Oh alright, it's an obsession and this, sadly has on the rare occasion caused me to be a little less than faithful.

dam_n you. I thought we were forever.......................................( Oooops anyone hear that ? )