So....they've been amongst for some centuries now. Whadda they want? Surely, they can't be just observing us? Perhaps those nutter ET theories are more prevalent than not.....you know, the model of growing and harvesting. Controlling our existence for millennium, inventing our history for us, keeping us all off-guard until the time comes. Where do they come from? Numerous theories suggest that they are us in the very distance future.....and others offer the old standby of races from distant galaxies. Well, I wish they'd do something significant - crap or get off the pot. Perhaps many people that you know are "hybrids".......

I would dearly love to experience an encounter of the third kind......wish they would come take me. :jap:

May I just congratulate all for showing remarkable restraint.....................Respect.

May I just congratulate all for showing remarkable restraint.....................Respect.

"Respect", he says, thumping his chest twice with his fist.

Yo Homey...I di'nt know yoo wuz jive.

May I just congratulate all for showing remarkable restraint.....................Respect.

"Respect", he says, thumping his chest twice with his fist.

Yo Homey...I di'nt know yoo wuz jive.

Actually Shropshire

May I just congratulate all for showing remarkable restraint.....................Respect.

"Respect", he says, thumping his chest twice with his fist.

Yo Homey...I di'nt know yoo wuz jive.

Actually Shropshire

Though a fan of Ali G, I am not au fait with English local stuff....so I have to admit that was over my head. Sorry.

Booyakashaa!

Booyakashaa!

My thoughts entirely............

( although must admit, the closest I've come to " jive" was a Rick Astley record )

I see I will have to consult with Sacha Baron Cohen to make head or tail of that.

I would dearly love to experience an encounter of the third kind......wish they would come take me. :jap:

I'm not quite sure how well you'd cope with the anal probe

(Sorry).

I would dearly love to experience an encounter of the third kind......wish they would come take me. :jap:

I'm not quite sure how well you'd cope with the anal probe

(Sorry).

Perhaps this activity would be bound with myths. Who's to say what their practices might be, and who's to suggest that I wouldn't like it without the associated guilt?

I would dearly love to experience an encounter of the third kind......wish they would come take me. :jap:

I'm not quite sure how well you'd cope with the anal probe

(Sorry).

Perhaps this activity would be bound with myths. Who's to say what their practices might be, and who's to suggest that I wouldn't like it without the associated guilt?

Anal probes. hmmmm. To be fair....I say the same thing about fat chicks...don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

UG might say the same about ladyboys, and who could fault him for that? I don't.

If these aliens are advanced enough to achieve inter stellar travel, why on earth would they want to shove things up people's bums?

I could understand it of they were shoving *ahem* things up Lily Allen's bum, but I doubt that brown holes of UG, Gabor and Harky would have the same appeal.

Thinking about it......

Actually no, I don't want to think about it **shudders**. But.

Lily Allen's bum. Hmmmmmmmmmmm!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

I would dearly love to experience an encounter of the third kind......wish they would come take me. :jap:

I'm not quite sure how well you'd cope with the anal probe

(Sorry).

Perhaps this activity would be bound with myths. Who's to say what their practices might be, and who's to suggest that I wouldn't like it without the associated guilt?

Anal probes. hmmmm. To be fair....I say the same thing about fat chicks...don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

UG might say the same about ladyboys, and who could fault him for that? I don't.

There is little doubt that you have tried them and loved it, so why would you fault anyone else for doing the same thing?

I would dearly love to experience an encounter of the third kind......wish they would come take me. :jap:

I'm not quite sure how well you'd cope with the anal probe

(Sorry).

Perhaps this activity would be bound with myths. Who's to say what their practices might be, and who's to suggest that I wouldn't like it without the associated guilt?

I think it's the pain rather than the guilt that you ought to worry about

They'll be handing out little alien medals for anyone of them brave enough to go anywhere my arse..............

They'll be handing out little alien medals for anyone of them brave enough to go anywhere my arse..............

Psychological angst, suiging?

They'll be handing out little alien medals for anyone of them brave enough to go anywhere my arse..............

Psychological angst, suiging?

Sounds more like anal angst, or perhaps an admission of an addiction to baked beans and pickled onions?

They'll be handing out little alien medals for anyone of them brave enough to go anywhere my arse..............

Psychological angst, suiging?

Sounds more like anal angst, or perhaps an admission of an addiction to baked beans and pickled onions?

Well, you know what they say: those who speak the loudest.

They'll be handing out little alien medals for anyone of them brave enough to go anywhere my arse..............

Psychological angst, suiging?

Sounds more like anal angst, or perhaps an admission of an addiction to baked beans and pickled onions?

Well, you know what they say: those who speak the loudest.

Ooooo do tell Ms Gabor.................What do they say ?

They get a sore throat

I was driving a prospective horse buyer up from my home in San Diego to my stables a couple miles up the mountain. THere are pretty much no trees there, but a multitude of large boulders exposed. She looked at them and remarked, "See, that's proof."

I looked at her in confusion, and she clarified that the boulders were proof of extraterrestrials, To her, that was the only explanation for all the rocks.

Since then, every time I take the drive up the hill, I can 't help but imagining some lonely alien military-type on guard duty on the armpit of the universe, Earth. And in the equivalent of an alien Saturday night, he/she/it's a little drunk on moonshine (starshine?), and in a fit of young alien perversity, levitates boulders out of the ground and strews them around the mountainside in a drunken game of alien lawn bowling.

Mostly we are just nice guys who want to do a little fishing and sleep with your women. Our genes don't match up so we can't get your women pregnant. And, if you don't piss us off too much we won't call for re-enforcements with those big zapper guns you people are afraid of.

And, we promise to wear more clothing next time we visit.

We promise to return the few people who we need for experiments.

Nice butt-plug, Ian.

Nice butt-plug, Ian.

Is that bear shit in his ear ?

Nice butt-plug, Ian.

Is that bear shit in his ear ?

There ain't bears in outer space.

Ursa Major/Minor.............There be bears in them there skies ( and if there's bears, there must be bear shit )

Ursa Major/Minor.............There be bears in them there skies ( and if there's bears, there must be bear shit )

So....your bear's name is Ursa?