Hi all members. I just noticed this forum (must be a new one). When should I post here instead of the Pub forum?

You only get access to this bit after 500 posts Semper.

I had a feeling yo would get banned before then though.

Welcome.

Both forums are about the same but only pansies post in the pub.

lann is right, Bedlam is a mans forum.

But we still let neverdie in anyway.

You only get access to this bit after 500 posts Semper.

I had a feeling yo would get banned before then though.

Welcome.

I've been lucky so far.

Both forums are about the same but only pansies post in the pub.

No one post in the pub. The topics are somehow moved there.

You only get access to this bit after 500 posts Semper.

I had a feeling yo would get banned before then though.

Welcome.

I've been lucky so far.

understatement of the year, that one Semper.

oh and to all fellow bedlamites that bitched and moaned about you tube threads, you haven't seen nothing yet !

get ready for titles such as " why do farangs wear socks and shorts " threads, i kid you not !

You only get access to this bit after 500 posts Semper.

I had a feeling yo would get banned before then though.

Welcome.

I've been lucky so far.

understatement of the year, that one Semper.

oh and to all fellow bedlamites that bitched and moaned about you tube threads, you haven't seen nothing yet !

get ready for titles such as " why do farangs wear socks and shorts " threads, i kid you not !

No, don,t worry. No point in posting in this forum.

However I do have a couple of new topics that i want to post. But as you know "they" already have the Hubble telescope aimed at me.

So I have to take this slowly.

Some people are just to serious.

Be warned

they have whips as well!

Be warned

they have whips as well!

Never forget the spank paddles Mooners.

Now to the original question, you post here when depressed, drunk, or both. You post in OTB when you wish to be patronised, or you feel the need to pick on a fish ( well mamel whatever the £$%^& that is ) or failing that you have an opinion about dropping bombs on folk, or if you are so inclined, gassing them.

That's about it really...................

I keep tropical fish...

I keep tropical fish...

This is a crucial point, well said Ping.

Be warned

they have whips as well!

..and don't forget the ravishing Nurse Diesel

I keep tropical fish...

You should see my dust collection.

I keep tropical fish...

You should see my dust collection.

I have trouble working out which is the most interesting.

I keep tropical fish...

and my canary has circles under it's eyes

Can't let this thread go without at least 1 You Tube clip............

Both forums are for the crazies..but we are top of the pecking order. We get our own secret crazy place because we are top class crazies.

And you got ME!! The resident insomniac, vodka swiller!!! Lucky you!!!

Worrying, innit?

My spank paddles are gathering dust...

Shise, I forgot my incessant love for oo toob.

Now, what ditty can I send to y'all today?

A silly kitty one? An ancient Bruce one or perhaps an absolutely blootered one? Bit early for the kitty one....

At the moment i am wearing socks and have just run down to the local cig shop with my sandals and socks on. Total time - 3 minutes - there and back. No shorts involved.

Changes - forgot me.

Free spanking for newbies.

30,000 a day???!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eR52AQ9-gY

Free spanking for newbies.

Yup, the initiation can be odd.

30,000 a day???!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eR52AQs9-gY

person who paid her hasnt been to thailand then...

now what would you get down Soi Cowboy for 30 K USD

30,000 a day???!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eR52AQ9-gY

Gawd..couldnt get past a few minutes of it because she was doing my head in. What a space cadet. Guess she wasnt paid for her stimulating conversation. Tbh..i dont think she looks that great..but maybe shes a good company..? But hell, good for her for making decent money out of her profession anyway. For although she comes across as a space cadet at least she has a business head!

30,000 a day???!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eR52AQ9-gY

Gawd..couldnt get past a few minutes of it because she was doing my head in. What a space cadet. Guess she wasnt paid for her stimulating conversation. Tbh..i dont think she looks that great..but maybe shes a good company..? But hell, good for her for making decent money out of her profession anyway. For although she comes across as a space cadet at least she has a business head!

or maybe she just went with a customer no one else wanted, Working girls do have standards ( most of the time, or outside pattaya ) , but she wasnt really all that, and the image shown before you go in she looks a bit like a he-she ....

but anyway, there doesnt appear to be any mention of her normal fee, so maybe this is a promotional video for 90 % off !

NOW you know why they keep Bedlam separate from the OTHER forums. Very little what goes on here would pass muster in the other forums.

And, you can actually talk about things other than what goes on in Thailand... even though other topics might be important to people lin Thailand.

Be warned

they have whips as well!

..and don't forget the ravishing Nurse Diesel

Semper,

I will explain old chap that my fellow bedlamites have been rather slow in introducing you and putting you through the paces.....so typically fekking typical around here .

I should of known Uncle Ken would pick up the act though with the introduction of Nurse Diesel.

Semper, whilst you gain access to Bedlam at 500 posts, you must pay an administration fee & spend a night of passion with Nurse Diesel OR if shes unavailable her ladyboy friend........don't worry too much, it wont hurt......MUCH (& all bets are off if you don't get nurse diesel, as her ladyboy collegue, Nurse HUNGLIKEAHORSE is going to nail you good and proper.)

All payments to Uncle Ken, he knows where to send my cut & WELCOME!

Gawd..couldnt get past a few minutes of it because she was doing my head in. What a space cadet. Guess she wasnt paid for her stimulating conversation. Tbh..i dont think she looks that great..but maybe shes a good company..? But hell, good for her for making decent money out of her profession anyway. For although she comes across as a space cadet at least she has a business head!

I'm just reading blah blah blah......did you happen to notice how far she can split the whisker?

I want intelligent conversation, i log onto bedlam I contact moonrakers, as for that shiela, she was only put on gods earth for one reason, err maybe two, sex and porn movies

I want intelligent conversation, i log onto bedlam I contact moonrakers, as for that shiela, she was only put on gods earth for one reason, err maybe two, sex and porn movies

So what's wrong with porn movies? They were put on earth to keep old married men happy after they've been with the same women for 10 years..

Semper,

I will explain old chap that my fellow bedlamites have been rather slow in introducing you and putting you through the paces.....so typically fekking typical around here .

I should of known Uncle Ken would pick up the act though with the introduction of Nurse Diesel.

Semper, whilst you gain access to Bedlam at 500 posts, you must pay an administration fee & spend a night of passion with Nurse Diesel OR if shes unavailable her ladyboy friend........don't worry too much, it wont hurt......MUCH (& all bets are off if you don't get nurse diesel, as her ladyboy collegue, Nurse HUNGLIKEAHORSE is going to nail you good and proper.)

All payments to Uncle Ken, he knows where to send my cut & WELCOME!

So speaks the voice of experience.

Sshhhh I always forget what i want to write after i hit the reply button