Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html

Be careful there................ Neverdie turned into a boater, and that was the last anyone has ever seen of him

another one to join the famous club ......

Beers , Birds and a copy of the daily mail awaits you on the deck

I hope Jing Ting doesnt find this after starting his fan club thread in the Pub Section

So Boater Endure, you wouldn't happen to know the address of this salon, perchance? I'll wager business will be up from willing young men (and the occasional would-be burglar)!

So Boater Endure, you wouldn't happen to know the address of this salon, perchance? I'll wager business will be up from willing young men (and the occasional would-be burglar)!

i shall enquire how much a Cut and a err Blow is ... will report back !

but that must off been one horny hairdresser those !

Boater - where's your boater (and cain), you've lost your av?

Boater - where's your boater (and cain), you've lost your av?

it got banned !! and now i cant put my old one back, i think i shall have to start again

any ideas?

This is more my style

Boater - where's your boater (and cain), you've lost your av?

it got banned !! and now i cant put my old one back, i think i shall have to start again

any ideas?

Renoounce your repressive membership and extensions thereof?

This one for for you Boater.

Another one for you boater.

One more.

Boater - where's your boater (and cain), you've lost your av?

it got banned !! and now i cant put my old one back, i think i shall have to start again

any ideas?

Renoounce your repressive membership and extensions thereof?

Ooooooer Missus!

Another one for you boater.

its not working properly, i had to resize and now doesnt work, where was this orininally from?

One more.

Nice pic PS...but I only got a dinghy mate.

Here you go.

This is more my style

Old and with a leaky bottom?

Here you go.

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ok that worked, but now its gone back to my old old one ???? ....

ok that worked, but now its gone back to my old old one ???? ....

Press {Ctrl} {F5} to clear your cache memory.

Alternative, go to nearest bar and spend all you cash.

I think he's done the latter

I think he's done the latter

If he's done the latter, he'll be getting fatter,

Eating fish in batter, while having a natter.

If you think I'm mad, look at the hatter,

He's having a yatter, and got good patter

I'd offer my catter (he's a good ratter)

But his fur is a tatter, he fell in the watter.

What's a yatter, for that matter?

Yatter is gossiping I think.

Yatter and natter - both chatter.

Yatter is more a monologue by some bar-bore, natter is two old ladies in the bus shelter.

ok. Thanks for thatta.

So natter, yatter, chatter, are all verbal clatter.

So why is it prattle, and not pratter?

Puns are a clatter (not just a smatter).

ok. Thanks for thatta.

So natter, yatter, chatter, are all verbal clatter.

So why is it prattle, and not pratter?

If you could be more verbose you'd certainly be fatter................

ok. Thanks for thatta.

So natter, yatter, chatter, are all verbal clatter.

So why is it prattle, and not pratter?

Is it an amalgamation of tittle tattle.....titters and tatler might have sued.