Nothing wrong with it. Even the Oracle does it:

Every now and then some one prattles on about "I remember back in the old days when we had really interesting conversations and now it is all rubbish" This is the sort of thread - from 2005 that needs to be used to say "yeah right" - interesting to see how many posts by the mods there are

The YouTube link is very funny

CB

he he - cute thread, but doesn't concern me in the least.

kat, in all honesty, I've never met you.

But I DO know what your farts smell like.

Every now and then some one prattles on about "I remember back in the old days when we had really interesting conversations and now it is all rubbish" This is the sort of thread - from 2005 that needs to be used to say "yeah right" - interesting to see how many posts by the mods there are

The YouTube link is very funny

CB

the oldest are always the bestest CB.

Legag sure is fiding some ripe old stuff in the archive files.

Sure, I am. Just too quiet here and I need some action before I could get to the VIP section and see what's happening there or I say I have to fart before I get some love first!!

My 2yo daughter sitting in a restaurant let one rip....I asked her if she did a froggy, she said no, this conversation went on for 5 minutes trying to get her to admit to it.

Finally she sat down on the chair and folded her arms in disgust at not being believed and said "fuc_k it"

I don't fart, i blush.

But my blushes are quite smelly

My 2yo daughter sitting in a restaurant let one rip....I asked her if she did a froggy, she said no, this conversation went on for 5 minutes trying to get her to admit to it.

Finally she sat down on the chair and folded her arms in disgust at not being believed and said "fuc_k it"

I wonder where she got that from?

I know, the creche is on the wrong side of the tracks.

My son is autistic and simply does not know how to lie. When my late dear Mom used to come to stay, she would let out a sly one now and again. Coming from the generation who did not belly laugh or offer the finger for pulling, she would pretend she had not done it whilst the rest of us would look the other way. Not my little boy. No matter where we were or in what company, I can still hear his giggles followed by the inevitable " Grandma.........you've been farting again ".

Happy days.

november 9th, 1979

wedding reception hotel ballroom

hours of introductions, shaking hands and conducting small talk while on my feet but not moving

finally able to sneak away with my bride

walking a loooooooong corridor from the lift to our suite

then it happened

like some sort of explosion

i said "entschuldigung!" (german expression for "sorry")

my bride said: "did you say something?"

i stammered: "not really"

then diversion "where's the key?"

now once in a while my bride embarasses me when i let one sneak out with "not as impressive as the one when we got married".

1979? That's a long last farting and loving!!

if you light them they dont smell.

Doesn't that contribute to global warming ?

gonad warming at least.

Why the hel_l would not the UN arrange a seminar or a conference for such a (hot) issue???

i said "entschuldigung!" (german expression for "sorry")

I always thought it was more like "excuse me". As in "excuse me could you tell me what time it is".

I should have listened more, in my German classes

Letting a rank, gamey, beefy smelling, ass wobbling, ground shaking monster go after you have finished your business is a sign of ultimate satisfaction. Girls don't be offended, take it in your stride and push both cheeks together as the abundant pressure struggles to force its way out & creates those slurpy, flappy sounds when you let one rip. He won't mind unless it smells like the cat's breath.

I stopped off for a cheese burger at my favourite burger place in Chiang Mai the other night - cheese, beetroot, egg and onion. I hate to admit it but you could cut the air with a knife next morning. The girl is still in shock

CB

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Bad combination no luv no luv

I stopped off for a cheese burger at my favourite burger place in Chiang Mai the other night - cheese, beetroot, egg and onion. I hate to admit it but you could cut the air with a knife next morning. The girl is still in shock

CB

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Bad combination no luv no luv

It got worse - last night I had a pepperoni and onion pizza at Guitarman with Austhied.

The girl is threatening to move out

I need to get back on the Gai Yarn, Khao Neo and Som Tam

CB

The first meal I had for 2008 at 5am was a plate of SPC baked beans....new year rang in well.

Can anyone explain why an ordinarily fragrant fart turns into an elephant-killer if you do it in the bath?

I've always wondered why women never EVER fart.

now, THIS I call a professional trolling ! because I think JD purposely and consciously said it here to encite the public!

women don't fart? HA! I have a huge experience of opposite!

also see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FRVOfp8PzM

Can anyone explain why an ordinarily fragrant fart turns into an elephant-killer if you do it in the bath?

Bubbles ??

weight of the water compresses the tiny shitter particles in the fart and this causes super heating which basically cooks the shitter particle consequently increasing the fragrance tenfold.