1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet ... Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog � 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat ... 'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf SoyLatte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too�

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station,eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or scratch his nuts.

8. If you do not pass this off to all your males because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge of being a salami smuggler.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf SoyLatte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too�

I like tea

you calling me a fairy?

Oi !!

What about wool?

And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.

Dunno about all the other stuff, but wool made OZ great.

And gave the Aussie men pleasure.

And that's straight!

Oi !!

What about wool?

And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.

Dunno about all the other stuff, but wool made OZ great.

And gave the Aussie men pleasure.

And that's straight!

Hello...we're in Thailand. Anyone ever heard of SILK? I knew there was a reason that all the Thai ladies loved us farangs other than our wallets. Now it is clear to me. It is because every Thai man is gay!

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet ... Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog � 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat ... 'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf SoyLatte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too�

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station,eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or scratch his nuts.

8. If you do not pass this off to all your males because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge of being a salami smuggler.

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1. innocuous...bellies are like <deleted>, everybody has one...some are flatter than others...

2. I like girl kitty cats and they like me...tom cats are scum, I wouldn't parade with my balls proudly displayed, would you?

3. yew trine to tell me that Kojak was queer? (took the bait?)

4. I wish that I could shit anywhere that I wanted...would save considerable time before embarking on long car journeys...

5 .How about 2 tbbl spoons nescafe in half a mug of boiling water topped up with UHT 'milk' done twice in the morning? no one could ever call you a sissy...also helps to produce a dyno-mite morning bowel movement as well...

6. I dont wear clothes unless I haveta...the wife will throw a rag in my direction and say 'cover up yer nakedness, we gotta go out, we're outta food'...shopping for clothes is so puss...

7. I dont drive: only sissies with inadequacy concerns own cars...

8. many people on the thaivisa forum have hurt my feelings but I still remain the wonderful, irrepressible tutsi that you all know and love...regardless of the many insults to persons' mothers and etc...

8. many people on the thaivisa forum have hurt my feelings but I still remain the wonderful, irrepressible tutsi that you all know and love...regardless of the many insults to persons' mothers and etc...

And showing affection for Mum is ...?

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station,eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or scratch his nuts.

I ride a Bike.

I like tea

you calling me a fairy?

Closet is an English word.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station,eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or scratch his nuts.

I ride a Bike.

But can you do it with your dick taped to the handle bars while you take video with the camera in your hands? I get some interesting footage that way.

Otherwise I drive a truck.

But can you do it with your dick taped to the handle bars while you take video with the camera in your hands? I get some interesting footage that way.

Otherwise I drive a truck.

I try and avoid duct tape my dick to anything nowadays.

Indeed. Real men.

I asked the ladies in the massage shop what "Happy Go Lucky Man Test" mean.

They said 700 baht.